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Let's talk about our democracy for a minute, but let's do it in a way that makes the snowflake's heads explode. Let me be clear, before this podcast begins, we are loud, loud, proud, proud, and do not give a fuck. This is the Tony Michaels podcast, Real and raw political and social commentary. The freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not liberty you shit.
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Marsha Blackburn believes that rich people quote, rich people , borrow money to paper their children's and their grandchildren's college. This is really fucking stupid. I, I can't even believe that we have to say this out loud to people who quite understand what it feels like to be fucking broke. Marsha Blackburn goes on Fox News this morning.
Now, I don't know if she's just this fucking stupid or she's lying to people, and this isn't like headline news or anything, but it should be. And the reason why is because right now, right now, currently right now, there are millions of people going online to a simple website. It's government website. It's easy to fill out.
Alls you have to do is fill out your information, put in your information that the government already has. Here's the reason why they have it, folks, is because they subsidized your loan. It's a loan you took from the government to pay for your school
that they are charging you astronomical interest and have been for a long time. And alls Joe Biden did, while he did other things other than just this good things. But alls Joe Biden did is say, You know what? If you just fill out this simple form on the internet, we'll know who you are because we are the one who gave you the loan.
And we will just, we're not gonna give you anything. There's nothing to give you, so you won't get anything. We're just gonna not charge you the rest of your debt up to a certain amount. And Marshall Blackburn goes on Fox News this morning. And says , that she went again. . I'm gonna play the clip. It is, It really isn't that funny that, that, that she is able to talk like this and be a United States senator.
She is able to lie like this on fucking television in front of a camera with a fucking microphone. 20, 30 years ago, if a, If United States sitting Senator went on a TV station and said this shit, they may have to resign. I'm not shitting you, because their intelligence would be called into question. Right now on the internet, everyone is fucking wondering, wondering if John Federman is capable of being a senator and they're listening to Marsha Blackburn tell Fox News that the student debt relief is a gift, quote, a gift to rich people.
She went to the University of Tennessee's football. Everyone knows now, the, the famous game between Tennessee and Alabama, they tore down the goal post. There's video of the, the college president saying, asking how much it'll cost. They're trying to, they're trying to even pimp donations, which is kinda gross.
I gotta admit this college charges all this fucking money to have these huge black endowments. Billions of dollars in endowments are asking for people to pay for the goal post that was torn down. Give me a fucking break. When the president was standing in the fucking, the goddamn, uh, box, box seats saying, Ah, fuck.
Who cares how much it cost? We won. And now they're gonna ask for people to give money. The fuck outta here with this nonsense. But Marsha Blackburn says she went to the University of Tennessee and Alabama game, and that everyone she ran into at the game, as if anyone would know who the fuck she was, everyone she ran into at the game in her little box suite, probably, you know, all the rich fucking Republicans, these fucking fascist, who she's rubbing elbows with at the Tennessee football game.
All of them, all of them are highly upset at student debt relief. Because it's a gift to rich people. Look, mother fuckers, number one, rich people don't take student loans. I don't know how many times I have to say this into a microphone. People who take student debt are not rich. You're not rich, you're not.
You have no fucking clue what rich is. No, no idea, no unearthly idea what the fuck wealth actually is. If you actually dug into how much wealth, not the top 1%, but the 10 below them had, you would be amazed at how broke you fucking are, how broke you are. Do you know the reason why inflation sucks so much?
It ain't because inflation raises the price of fewer milk. The price of fewer milk is not that high. You aren't making enough money to pay for it. Wages suck, and it's designed that way, just like it's designed for Marsha Blackburn to tell you that student debt relief is for fucking rich people and broke motherfuckers in Tennessee who have Trump flags in their front yard who are bowing at the altar of Trump.
Who love white supremacy, because that's the only reason why you would like Marsha Blackburn, frankly, that fucking bitch. She fucking, she, she took money. She took money and protected pharma. We're gonna talk about, we're gonna talk about fucking fentanyl later on with Texas Paul and this fucking border shit with fentanyl and the fucking lies that people like Marsha Blackburn are fucking spreading.
And that, that fucking two bit piece of shit took fucking money to make sure that people in Tennessee were hooked, hooked on the shit. So give me a fucking break on that. But Marsha Blackburn has the fucking go to get on fucking national television and say into a camera that the only people that are gonna receive student debt relief are rich people.
You, if you believe this, if you even give this an inkling, if you are not laughing at what she says in this clip, you are a dumb motherfucker. You are a dumb son of a bitch. Number one, I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you today on the show, the fucking website, how fucking easy it is to sign up for student debt relief if you have it.
And the reason why it's so fucking easy is because you borrowed money from the federal government. They subsidized. They backed the loan. It's their loan, our loan, and they charge the interest. They're making money off you. That 10 grand that they're gonna give you in student debt relief, that probably will barely cover cover the interest.
This is really fucking boneheaded shit that somehow this student debt relief package that Joe Biden did and the relief that they're giving right now. Right now, you can go sign up for your relief right now, and I, I, you better go fucking do it. You better right now. Get into a contract with the federal government to make sure that they fucking, that they get rid of your debt because you better well goddamn guarantee that if anyone like fucking Marsh Blackburn takes any kind of power anywhere and has any say over it, they're not gonna let you fucking participate in this program.
They're gonna strip it away from you. So right now, if you're in Tennessee and you're a broke motherfucker and you're voting for people like Marsha Blackburn and fucking Donald Trump, you better get online and you better fucking get rid of your student debt now because when you vote for these fucking pieces of shit fascists, they are not gonna let you do that.
Only Joe Biden is gonna let you do that right now. You dumb motherfuckers. This is the dumbest fucking thing. I, this is the stupidest fucking clip. I have wa I, I watch a lot of fucking clips. We play a lot of fucking clips. There's a lot. Herschel Walker says some dumb shit. Shit, you can't even understand.
And this is the dumbest fucking thing I've heard a sitting United States senator say in a long goddamn time,
and really honestly, her constituents in Tennessee, because they're, they're one of the brokers fucking states in this country. And the reason why is because they elect people like Marsha Blackburn,
because they believe this nonsense that rich people's take out student loan debt. And Joe Biden is forgiving the rich people student don't let need debt. Do you even remember 2000 and fucking eight or 12? Excuse me, Jesus Christ. There's so many fucking landmark elections in this country. 2012 when Barack Obama ran against Mint Romney and Mint Romney said, Well, what are you, what are you worried about college for?
Just borrow a million dollars from your parents. You remember that? Just borrow the money to go to college from your parents. We have come a long way, , apparently in the last 10 years that Marsh, Blackburn. Is now saying on national television that the student debt re, and I'm gonna show you the evidence of why it's not true.
It's really simple to sniff this out. This, this is not hard. Why? It is the dumbest fucking thing a sitting United States senator has ever said. And really honestly, this morning, Marsha Blackburn and her staff should be preparing her resignation in any normal circumstance, any normal fucking world. Not some kind of trumped up timeline that we're fucking living in, but any normal fucking world, a sitting United States senator to go on TV and tell such a fucking lie would be called into question.
Not just on that interview, but reporters in Washington would be following that motherfucker around the entire fucking day for weeks on end trying to figure out what are they just this fucking dumb. How in the fuck are you a United States senator?
I'll tell you why. Marsha Blackburn said this. It's not Bec, I mean, she is fucking stupid, but it's not because she's fucking dumb. Nothing to do with it.
She's a Nazi. That's. She's trying to convince people, her constituents, not just in Tennessee, but all around the country, to not apply for this student debt relief. That's what they're doing. They're going to tell people, don't worry about, don't even go. Don't even think about applying for it. It's only rich people that are gonna get it because you know what they want to have happen.
They wanna make sure that the dumbest of the dumb who have student debt and don't have student debt believe that they were not afforded afford given the opportunity to relieve their debt because they're broke or they're poor, or they're Republican or they're conservatives or they're Trump supporters.
It says nothing on the application about who you fucking prescribed to politically. Not a goddamn bit. Matter of fact, on the fucking form that you fill out online, I'm gonna show you this, I'm gonna show you the fucking form cuz I think it's vitally important that Americans, right now we have student debt, go and put this, their information into this system.
It says right there on the form that you have to make under a certain amount of money,
and that's what Marsha Blackburn is saying. She's saying that families who make under $250,000 a year are rich. That's what she's saying. And the reason why she can say it to people in Tennessee is because people like her have been in charge for so long and they've kept the, their fucking foot on the necks of people in Tennessee so fucking long that the people in Tennessee really believe that a family who makes $250,000 a year is fucking loaded.
Why? I'm here to tell you, I'm here to tell you, and I hate to disappoint you. I hate to disappoint you. And I know some people, even in my audience are gonna disagree with me, but families who make $250,000 a year, they may feel rich in Tennessee, but they're not rich. You're not, you're not. You're barely middle class.
These people had convinced you of stupid ass shit. And one thing is that you're gonna be rich. One day you're gonna be Elon Rich. Do you own a fucking diamond mind?
You're gonna be Trump rich. Did your daddy give you a hundred million, $200 million?
You are boneheaded motherfuckers and we have lost our way in this country. The American dream is not to, to fuck every person in sight, to get as much money as you possibly can. That was not the American.
To just be swimming like Scrooge McDuck in mountains of money. That's not, that wasn't the American dream. You're grand Pappy.
That wasn't his American dream. The migrants, the immigrants who have come here in this country, who have worked their entire lives to build a life for their families here in this country, man, wasn't their American dream. It was have liberty, the pursuit of happiness, a place to live, a lifestyle, to relax, to enjoy our country, to enjoy the culture, to enjoy the view,
to enjoy the people. That was the American dream.
And these fascists have diluted us down so fucking much that Marsha Blackburn can go on on fucking television and lie that rich people take student loans.
Rich people give millions of dollars. To universities to make sure that their children and their grandchildren get special treatment at these schools.
Rich people give millions of dollars money that you will never dream of having to be able to give to a university so that your kin can have special treatment at that school.
And if we are in a situation where Americans can be lied to you on such a little simple fact like this, Jesus Christ, I can't even imagine when I was in high school over 20 years ago. Yeah, it's been that long. I can't even fucking imagine Having, having the goal even in, even in the rural America that I grew up in, to even utter the thought in my brain that rich people took student loan debt.
Why do you think there is student loan debt? Because they convinced us that the only way to become the rich people that don't have to take student loans is to take the debt in the first place.
Again, in any normal time, if a United States setting senator, especially from one of the poorest fucking states in the nation, went on national TV and said that student get relief
was a gift to rich people, the state would pro, they would probably have a petition in the state for that senator to fucking resign. Doesn't matter the party. I don't give a shit. The party. I don't care how, what, what if you're a man, if you're a woman, I don't care if you're rich, you're poor as a senator, I don't even care.
You're fucking your, your, your, your fucking burden as hair. I don't give a shit. Tennessee and people in Tennessee this morning, they should be infuriated. The news agencies and the media in Tennessee should be playing this clip back to back, to back, to back. A Marsha Blackburn demeaning people of Tennessee lying to people of Tennessee outright lying.
Either that or trying to question her mental state and if she's fit to be a.
Because she is so goddamn dumb that she believes that student debt relief is a gift to rich people.
This is where we're at, and this is why this election is so fucking important, because they're telling you who they are. They're even telling their supporters. They're trumped up supporters who they are.
That that I'm willing to fucking lie to you because you are so goddamn complicit that you won't just go check that you can't even, you can't even adhere Jesus Christ.
How in the hell don't broke ass people in this country know that rich people don't pay? Don't take student loans for college. How in the fuck don't you know that?
But they don't care. And that's why this election is so goddamn important. We're 21 days, three weeks to the day. Hell, we had a bunch of damn debates last night and I really wanted to talk about how Tim Ryan dunked JD Vanson trash, and I'm sure I'm gonna get to that today. . I mean, we got, we got two fucking hours.
We got Texas Paul coming on cuz it's Tuesday. We got two hours. Damn right. You damn right. I'm gonna show you how Tim Ryan wadd up JD Vance and stuffed him in a fucking locker again. Evan McMillan absolutely destroyed, destroyed. Mike Lee Hersha Walker didn't show up to his debate, but he went and let Sean Hannity tell him talking points why he nodded his head at a campaign event on Fox News,
Stacey Abrams destroyed, destroyed the defund the police bullshit.
But if these motherfuckers will believe the shit that Marshall Blackburn said on Fox News this morning, if they'll believe that they're gonna believe fucking anything, folks, anything. I mean absolutely fucking anything. Do not, do not doubt them. And I mean the fucking voters, these people are gonna go vote.
Are you?
Because if, if you are for people in this country who took out a shit load of fucking debt to try to get ahead in the economy and it held them back all this time, even with a degree or without it, and just need a little bit of help, a little bit of a hand up for the government to say, Hey, that money you owe us, don't forget about it.
It's not giving them anything. You're not giving them anything. If you're against that, who, Whoosh.
But they're not even against that folks. The people who Marsha Blackburn's talking to would be like, God damn right. People who can't afford college should be given college. They should be giving their student debt for free. And the only reason why they're saying the opposite right now, the only reason why they're saying the opposite right now is the same reason why Rhonda San Criminally, criminally trafficked migrants from Venezuela who are seeking refuge from Texas to Martha's Vineyard, and it's only to own the Libs.
It's ridiculous. It's absolutely fucking bonkers. It's in a twilight type zone timeline because that's what we are folks. We are at the intersection of WrestleMania and real life. And they don't give a fuck about the truth. They don't give a fuck about it. They know the truth. They don't give a fuck about it.
Again, in any normal reality, Marshall Blackburn this morning, if she would say that on on a in front of a fucking camera would be absolutely inundated. Her press office couldn't fucking write statements and excuses quick enough about how she misspoke, and she didn't really mean that shit. Not a peep. Not a fucking peep.
Not a peep from Tennessee, not a peep from her constituents. Not a fucking peep. Because they want these motherfuckers to lie. They want them to lie.
That's the only way they're gonna win. They can't win with the truth.
So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna let them win with lies? Is that what you are gonna do? Because you still have a choice and you better ? Oh baby, you better use your vote before you lose it.
It's next. They're gonna come for that motherfucker. If you think United States senators like Marsha Blackburn will go on fucking national TV in front of a camera and a microphone and lie outright, lie that rich people are the ones who are getting student debt relief from this package that the Biden administration has put together.
They damn sure will lie to you that you don't need to vote
you God damn right? They'll lie to you just like they'll lie to you and say, ah, that you know that stuff about, you know, need needing medical procedures to save your life because you, because you're, you lost your baby, or you having a topic, pregnancy or whatever the medical condition that you may risk your life or you were raped or it was due to incest.
Ah, forget about that. That's not real. Forget about that. We don't, we don't need to have exceptions. You think, you think they're gonna have exceptions when it comes to your vote, especially when you're voting against them.
I don't think you're listening to them, if that's the truth. If you really think these people won't go to the absolute bottom. The absolute bottom to create the fascist state that they want to tell you what the fuck you can do and how the fuck you can think you are outta your mind. In this clip of Marsha Blackburn is proof.
Today we're gonna watch that clip. And also today we've got Texas Paul, you know, it's Tuesday, Texas, Paul, every single Tuesday. I'm excited to talk to Texas Paul, we're gonna talk about one subject, but he was like, Nope, there was too much of this word, Fentanyl in these debates last night. Too much of this fentanyl stuff, they're using it to try to scare people.
And the sc there is a scary part about this fentanyl thing, but it's not what these Republicans are saying at all. So Texas Paul is gonna break that down today for us. We're gonna talk to him about the Texas border in Fentanyl. Uh, I, I also wanna show yesterday, uh, Lauren Buer tweeted about this . Of course she did.
Uh, so we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna look at that tweet and maybe that's where we'll start with Dex Ball. Is with that tweet, but also we're gonna do the shitless roundup today. Don't forget, we're gonna go through these VIGs, these VIGs out there. We got tons of clips. I'm gonna show you, uh, JD Vance absolutely getting dunked in the Trish in the TR by Tim Ryan getting destroyed by, Of course he would.
JD Vance is such a cook. How in the fuck would JD Vance agree to debate Tim Ryan? What a dumb decision that was by JD Vance. What an idiot. I mean, he just, he absolutely, absolutely. 100% lost that debate before he even showed up. Everybody, thank you for all the support. The audience is growing. There's so many people here right now live watching d Tony Michaels podcast.
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the one back to the show. It's Tuesday. Favorite day here on the Tony Michaels hot gas as always as promised, I guess. Mighty favorite, Texas Paul is here with us today, Texas. Paul, how are you this morning my friend? Man, I am wonderful. I am wonderful. Pumpkin spice to you my friend. Pumpkin Spice. You like the pumpkin spice stuff, huh?
Mm-hmm . I just do regular. I can't ever wait for this time of year to come around, man. That that is my pumpkin. I love, love . Yep. I, I never make sure the hat's on tight for today, brother. It's gonna get, get a little ride, get a little while. Last week you brought the heat. I mean, last week, last week people were taking the clips of that, of that interview and they were posting it all around the internet.
Dick Doc, Twitter. They were like, Holy shit, Texas. Paul showed up with a blow torch today. Cuz you did, you absolutely torched these people. Now, we were gonna talk about something originally, but you're like, no, I wanna switch to this fentanyl thing. There was too many mentions of this word, fentanyl in the, uh, debates last night.
Uh, well, yeah, last night watching the debates, man, it was just frustrating as hell because it was like watching, you know, carbon copy. I watched Mike Lee, I watched Kemp, I watched, you know, uh, uh, Tim Ryan kicked the shit outta JD Vance and every one of 'em, it was the exact same line. Mexican drugs, Mexican cartels, Mexican smuggling drugs across the southern border, we need a wall, blah, blah.
It's almost like she's trying to scare these people, uh, of brown people. It almost like they're, they're resurrecting the, the crime rape murders. Some of them are good people. It seems like they're trying to revive that bullshit. Yeah, it's a caravan's all over again. Every election they do it. Every election there's a caravan coming.
It's same bullshit. It is. It's, and it's bullshit. And I brought receipts. Well, here's here is, um, here's the, uh, tweet that I was referring to of Lauren Bower. Now if anyone doesn't know this, bonehead is a current sitting congresswoman, which I don't know how that's even possible. We need to fix that. And you can fix that here, unless in three weeks you can fix that.
And really, honestly, Colorado's got some early voting, um, going on, so you better get, get to it and get rid of this scumbag. But she tweets this Dex Paul, she's in Colorado. She says, This problem starts in Texas than flows to the rest of our nation. We have got to get a grip on this fentanyl fuel crisis taking over our country.
And she cites a Fox News article. Okay. And if anyone can read this here, I'm not gonna read the article, but the headline here says, Texas Border sees keyword There over 1 million. And alleged fentanyl. And of course then it's got the, uh, you know, the scary little picture here, but it's got the CNN logo on it.
You know, they gotta, they gotta do that too, because it's the liberal media bringing in this fentanyl. Mm-hmm. . So give us, give us your thoughts on this, but first thing on the debates last night, do you, do you think that this fentanyl talk from the Republicans has effect? Yeah, it does, because people don't, the border is a foreign area to 99.99.
Nine nine 8% of of Americans, even in our border towns, they make up such a, they're small cities, They're not large cities. Um, you know, except for San Diego, which is the only real large city on the border. Um, people, Americans don't know what the southern border is. They don't know that almost the entire southern border is human less there, there's nothing there.
It is pure desert. It's, it, it. I mean, if you go out, if you get out in New Mexico, Arizona, all that area in there, that entire part of the southern border, there's not a human. If you get lost out there, you're a dead man. I'm telling you, there's nothing there, and people don't know that. So it's easy to tell them bullshit about it, especially if you make it a real scary story by them Mexican people and them drug cartels J, that's him doing it right there.
When it's not. It's fucking Billy Bob. It's fucking Billy Bob and the US Mail. That's exactly who's doing it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me, , you're telling me that the United States Postal Service and other shipping organizations in this country, private organ, private business, are shipping this stuff into our country.
Is that what you're. I'm telling you, the DEA will tell you the number one drug mule for fentanyl is the United States Mail Service. Period. Well, son of a bitch. Where is this end of story. This being ma, where is this being mailed from? Is it being mailed from the drug cartels in Mexico? No, it's being mailed from China.
The same labs that make it for made it for the pharmaceutical companies China back in 2019. Uh, because Trump's an idiot and doesn't know that Fentanyl actually had a medical use, uh, insisted that China, uh, if they wanted to smooth out our trade agreements, made Fentanyl completely illegal. So the labs that were making fentanyl for drug companies here in the United States, uh, by the way, people, your, your drugs are not made here.
They're made in China. You know, they like to tell you about foreign drugs being dangerous and don't buy drugs from Canada cuz it's dangerous. But your drugs right here made in fucking China like everything else. But those labs said, Well, we gotta make something. So they, uh, China made the law, said you can't ma manufacture fentanyl anymore.
So they took all of the ingredients, all the precursors, everything, manufacture those. They put 'em on Facebook for fucking Facebook. I am not kidding. The number one seller of illicit fentanyl in this country uses Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter as his primary source of sales. Then he puts it in a United States.
Postal envelope and mails it from China and your people pick it up, right? And it's so cheap to manufacturer he's even, he's even got a guarantee if they find it, We'll, we will mail you more . I'm not kidding. I'm not even kidding. Well, you know, some of the failed fentanyl policy in this country and, and by failed Fentanyl policy, I mean, the actual fucking truth is Republicans, they'll go on Fox News and say, If you touch Fentanyl, you'll die.
Not. And people being none wiser, they've taken, probably, taken Fentanyl in their life before and have no clue that they have taken it. They just don't know because it is a prescription. Also, there's like a medical use, like you said, for fentanyl. Where the hell do you think this is? Synthetic opioid. Right.
And, and it, it's absolutely ridiculous that they can go on live tv. Just like Marshall Blackburn said this morning on live tv, that rich pe that that student debt relief is a gift to rich people. What a fucking liar. But she's the same fucking liar who supported the drug companies with fentanyl. She supported the drug companies dumping opioids into Tennessee communities and destroying them.
And that's exactly, that's exactly where this started from. That's exactly where this started from, was the opioid crisis that made that fat piece of shit Bastard Rush Limbaugh death. I don't know if you remember that. I, Oh yeah. I, that was a happy day in my life when I found out that motherfucker did so smoke so much, or Oxy that he went deaf.
But, uh, I celebrate that every year. It's a holiday in this house. I gotcha. Um, Rush Limbal Def Day. Is that what you Yeah, yeah. I gotcha. Okay. Def Motherfucker Day, we call it around here. You know, you know, I wanna congratulate, I wanna congratulate Rushing Ball for being drug-free for so long. It is, uh, an accomplishment.
You only had to die to do it. Right. Well, hey, he's taking guy, the back, the guy with the back injury that used to golf every day. That, that that guy, Right. He, you know, he was taking, he was taking all that oxy cuz he had a back injury. Well, we have an, we have an Adderall shortage now and they couldn't mention that cause.
Their king, their king and mu salini. Jesus is, uh, suffering from the Adderall surgeon. Uh, we got Gabe Sanchez here. Uh, Gabe are you keeping up with our conversation? I wanna make sure you're on track here. I I I'm the Adderall and the Fentanyl talk. Yeah. No, I, I'm trying, I'm just trying to, uh, just, I I'm trying to get back my old prescription for Adderall, but it's hard.
I can tell you that for a fact. It is hard. Well, you know, I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Texas Ball. You were saying that this is where it's all started, is, is this opioid crisis? Yeah, it, you know, everybody remembers the Oxy crisis, right? So they made that illegal. So a lot of people, first thing they did was they went to heroin and, uh, we had a huge heroin crisis around 2010.
If you remember, everybody was talking about heroin was just outta control. And, you know, that's one of the great reasons we were in Afghanistan, because we could just take those poppy fields out and yada, yada, yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. So we had a heroin crisis. Well, people don't realize heroin is actually a pretty low grade opioid.
It's not, you know, Oxy was much stronger than heroin. So, To spice it up a little bit. Drug men, you know, drug dealers started mixing fentanyl with their heroin and heroin users were like, Oh yeah baby, this is what we want. We want this. And since some, you know, as time went on, they just quit putting the heroin in it and everybody started smoking fentanyl.
They're smoking the shit, man. They crush it and smoke it. I'm not even kidding. I mean, but I'm telling you, there's a reason they're saying this one, it's the old caravan bullshit. Again, blame it on Mexico. That's one aspect of it. The other aspect of it is they don't want this trace back to, they cost this, the Republicans and their deal with the devil, with the fucking drug companies that allowed Oxy to be pumped all over our country.
You know, they were dumping it on veterans. Veterans would come in and say, Man, I tell you, I've got depression here, has some Oxycontin. , they were pushing that shit like it was fucking candy to veterans. You know, we had a huge opioid crisis, addiction crisis with our veterans. That's why we had so many goddamn suicides.
They weren't getting treated for depression. They were given another fucking depressant on top of it. You know? I mean, and then instead of wanting to deal with that crisis that Republicans created, of course they're not gonna sit there in a debate and say, Yeah, we kind of did this shit. We're the reason fentanyl's here.
They wanna turn around and say, brown people, brown people. Did it be scared? Build the wall. You know, like walls have worked since what? 10 66 in the Battle of Hastings was the last time a fucking wall worked for anything. Does the us, does the US mail have to go through the wall? Is that, is that to get the fixed home through?
I don't know if that's the US Mail is actually working on fixing this problem. They know they've got this problem. Um, the, the, these are small, These are, these are small packages, right? These aren't, these are like pallets of shit. It's, it's in a small little package. Like a, like see is what jewelry or something would be in.
This is what is another problem that they created when they, when fucking Trump went to China and said, You have to make fentanyl illegal. Fentanyl in its pure form is a hundred times more powerful than. Okay. And wait a minute, it's like a thousand times more powerful than heroin. Heroin a hundred times more powerful than Oxy.
I mean, it's just incredibly in its pure form, incredibly powerful. And they will mail a package. The si, I mean this big, I mean you saw the picture of those packages they seized mm-hmm. , that's in the back of a pickup. Okay. These are small packages. These are not, this is the ones that see it, the work, these package, right.
These are not huge packages. You can mail that. And that's cut fentanyl right there. That's not pure, That's cut Fentanyl right there. A pure package of fentanyl is so fricking small. And something you said earlier about Trent can't kill you. You must open a package of pure fentanyl and you're not wearing a resuscitator and a bunny suit.
It will drop you instantly. Mm-hmm. . Right. But what they're saying, the lie that they're telling because this is, this is the propaganda that they do, they use a kernel of truth. Right. And they act like this is because they did this with Ho they're doing this with Halloween candy and I know why they're doing it with the Halloween cuz it's in the lead up to the election.
Right? Right. And, and and they, I've even seen, I think it was Good Liars had a video where a woman was like, Yeah, these, And I think we showed it on the show, didn't we? Gave where? Where she's like, Yeah, they, Oh yeah. These illegals are coming across the country, are coming across the border in our country.
They're gonna set up and hand this stuff. For free two children to kill them. I, I, it, it doesn't make, it doesn't make any sense, like, at all. Well, if I can throw one more thing out there Yeah. That's just a real kick in the nuts about this. We know the Cato Institute, I, and you know, guys, I don't agree with the Cato Institute.
I don't agree with them. They tell the, the audience, the Cato Institute is first. The Cato Institute is a libertarian institute. That's why I don't agree with them very much, but they are honest. Okay. I will tell you this. They will take and look at a situation and they will give you accurate 100% facts.
Mm-hmm. , but their suppositions from those facts I don't agree with, because I'm not a libertarian, I don't think taxes are a crime. I don't think that the government's evil. I don't think, you know, our currency is a fiat currency. All the shit that libertarians believe, I, I don't believe that. But Cato doesn't lie about their facts.
And they have taken a look at, you know, who's smuggling by, who gets arrested and prosecuted. They, they looked at the numbers. Over 85% are Americans. And it's not. They're driving that shit across the border in their fucking pickup trucks. It's not what it is. It's really not. That is a small, small, small fraction of the Fentanyl trade.
It's fucking Bubba in Cincinnati getting his mail package, setting up his lab just like they used to set up speed labs, rapping in this fucking house, in plastic on the inside, and getting a fucking bunny suit from Breaking bad so he can cut the shit open without stopping his fucking heart. Mm-hmm. . And they mix it a pill press, you can buy a fucking pill.
Press on Amazon people, you can buy a pill. Press on Amazon. An automated pill press, I'm not even kidding. All he has to do is cut the fucking bag of Fentanyl open, mix it with, with, you know, they used to use back in the day they would use This is, Well, I just wanna, I just wanna preface it. This is not an instructional video.
I just wanna this is not, this is not, this is not an instructional video. We are not, uh, and we will not discuss why I know how this works either. . So . No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just, I read people, I read. Okay. , he's, he's read on how to set up a drug lady. He's never answer Exactly, exactly. . I, I've never set one up in my life.
Okay. that we know of. No, I'm just, I'm just, uh, I just wanna make sure No, brother, this is not an instruction video. But here's the thing though is, is it's the lies about fentanyl that we're talking about here, because mm-hmm. , the, the truth, the truth is actually very damning when you talk about fentanyl.
And what I mean by that is it's destroying lives. It's destroying lives. Right? And, and the reason why it's destroying lives. is not because it's, it's fentanyl in particular, but it's because it's the easiest opioid now to grab ahold of, right? Mm-hmm. , like before heroin, then it was oxycont cotton. Mm-hmm.
then that went away. Now it's fentanyl. Right? And, and when we get rid of the fentanyl problem, we're still gonna have an opioid problem because this is the thing, we have healthcare problems in this country. This is stems from a healthcare issue. That's what this is. This is a healthcare issue. Mm-hmm. . And if we get on board to fix this problem, but it's the lies from the republican side from this debate.
So what were some of those lies that were told last night in particular? Of course I know they're gonna be recycled, but can you recall exactly what the lies were about Fentanyl and, and some of these debates from the Republican? They were, Who are you asking? Why? Either one? I don't, Joey. Yeah, I'm it, It's the exact same thing.
We have to build the wall because our southern border is wide open. Joe Biden somehow without changing a signal law, because the one law they tried to change has been set aside by a judge, uh, and is being adjudicated in the courts right now. So literally nothing's changed. But the policy of not caging kids, Oh, you, they treat, they treat people like humans.
Is that what you're saying? Human beings. Yeah. That's the only thing that's changed is that they insist that we don't break up families. We don't anything like that. Okay. That's the only change. Somehow. Joe Biden opened the southern border. They said it all night last night. Joe Biden opened our southern border.
Bullshit. Bullshit. It's the same fucking law. Title 42. Same law that was in place under Trump, period. They, the Republicans blocked, uh, every time the, the Democrats tried to put immigration reform in any bill, the Republicans blocked it because they wanted this, for this election. They wanted this, for this election.
They wanted a humer ham humanitarian crisis. And that's why border patrol agents will tell you if you talk to them and you can talk to them off the record, they will tell you they don't need to be dealing with this. This is not a police issue. This is a humanitarian issue. Fucking FEMA needs to be down here, not us.
Mm-hmm. . Right? I mean, if you, They're law, They're law law enforcement. They're law enforcement. . Yeah. CBP is law enforcement and they're telling you, you are trying to stop a humanitarian problem with, with, with the law enforcement, law enforcement solution. And it doesn't work. It's not going to work. All it does is make a fat fucking racist somewhere up in Nebraska feel good.
That's, that, That's all that does. I mean cause the other Go ahead. Go ahead. I was gonna say is, uh, cuz I mean, you know, Republicans love to run on this, this platform of we gotta build the wall, build the wall, build the wall. We gotta separate, we gotta isolate, we gotta make sure that no, you know, Mexicans or Guatemalans or Venezuelans or whoever they might be can come up through the southern border.
Which by the way, uh, you know, we've talked about it before on this show. Um, Building a wall through the southern border terrain is fucking ridiculous. If you wanna go build through the terrain of mountains and what I mean, like, there are photos with like, literally we have to leave this g, this 20 foot gap here because we cannot build up on this actual stone, uh, mountainous range.
But Republicans think that, oh yeah, we could just, we could just build a wall through anything, which is like, I mean, yeah. Why wall the same fucking fat dude in Nebraska? In Nebraska, It's like, well, why can't you build a wall? Hell, I'll build a wall. My field. It just, it. Do you know what a, a fucking ecological disaster if they actually did build that wall?
Mm-hmm. , do you know what kind of fucking ecological disaster that would be? Do you know how many species don't give a shit about your imaginary fucking border? , they don't see your map. Right. And they run back across, back and forth across that fucking border. I hunt on the southern border folks, let me tell you, there are Russian board, there are feral hogs.
There are, and feral hogs will tear the fuck outta your fence in a, in a heartbeat. They will. They'll dig that fucker up in a heartbeat. Faroh hogs in Texas, there's an overpopulation problem right now. Mm-hmm. . Huge, huge. You, you can shoot a, you can shoot a wild pig anytime you want, anywhere. It's, it's, I mean, if that, if, if that fucker's running through your neighborhood, you can shoot that fucker
They really, they, we have a huge federal big problem down here, uh, because we had a huge pig farmer down in South Texas a long, long time ago, about 80 years ago, shut his operation down and turned his pigs out. And now we have millions of pigs running around South Texas. But anyways, I'm getting almost, I'm getting, I'm getting off at the weed or something.
Yeah, it's almost like, Yeah, it's on, It's almost back to the border wall though, real quick because that's another bullshit line that they say, because the administration right now is currently struggling with fixing the fucking shit ass wall that Trump built because it is a government mandate to protect its property.
And its property is the fucking shit fence that fucking Trump built. And he built it in. It will not stay up garbage. Right. It won't stay up. Well, a lot of, and it's not just the, the animals going across the border. It's the water. The fucking water has taken a lot of these, these goddamn, these goddamn, um, pieces of fence out.
And the federal government is struggling to keep these p pieces of fence up because they're mandated to do that. That's the thing about fucking government, when you make a decision to do something, you have to commit to doing it, even if it's really fucking dumb. Right? Yeah. And Republicans do really dumb shit in government to make government even dumber.
That's what they. And that's why this fentanyl thing is so stupid, because they have caused a lot of the problems that that is, that is the market of fentanyl. And what I mean by that is people who are sick from dope, the, it is a sickness. It is a healthcare issue. That is what it is. It is not, It is not a crime issue.
It is not a fucking family issue or domestic issue. It is a fucking health care issue. That is what it is. Frankly, most of the addiction starts from our healthcare system, right? Mm-hmm. , that's where the fucking shit starts, is these people, which is exactly why they, they wanna say this shit, which is exactly why they wanna say this shit.
They are in bed with the pharmaceutical companies who are responsible for starting this fucking crisis, and they want to divert and they want a point across the border. And, and they said the shittiest things about Mexico last night. And let me tell you something, Mexico should be fucking pissed. They are pissed at us, to be quite honest with you.
They really, Have you ever heard of Rio de Hiro? Mm-hmm. That y'all ever heard of that? It's common expression down in Mexico. It's called the Iron River. You know what that is? That's the flow of fucking guns from. Us to them. There's one fucking gun store next week. Whoa. Wait. Wow. Whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Texas Paul. Everybody knows that shit doesn't flow across the border, that direction. Come on, Texas. Paul, are you telling me that, that we cause the border crisis by sending our manufactured guns across the border? Don't you accuse There's one hard working white American gun store. One fucking gun store in the country of Mexico.
One. It is in Mexico City. It is run by the government. They sell about 30 to 40 guns a day, period. That's it. It takes about three months to do all the paperwork just to be able to walk into that fucking store. It's run by the, the military. It, it, it is. You cannot go down to Mexico and just buy a gun at a gun store like you can here.
Mm-hmm. , they come across the border. They buy guns at guns. Shows here from private individuals. All these fucking AR fifteens you hear about and this, that, and the other. Well, I tell you what Bubba is doing. He's buying a $600 piece of shit AR 15, and he's shipping it to Mexico for 1500 bucks. And that's what they don't wanna fucking stop.
That's why they want to talk about everything coming this way. And they wanna talk about violence in Mexico. Well, let me tell you, the Mexican police are goddamn tired of, every time they have a shootout, they pick up a fucking gun. It's, you know, and they trace it back to the United States. They're really fucking tired of that.
They're tireder of getting shot by our fucking guns. That's what they're really tired of. And they're really tired of us running our mouths about how terrible the people in Mexico are when they're actually trying to do something to stop violence. And then you've got Greg Abbott here who's making it super fucking easy for any idiot to walk around.
If you are a goddamn cartel member, you can walk around my state with a fucking AR 15 sling across your back. And a cop can't ask you a goddamn thing about it. Wait, wait. Are you saying, Are you saying cartel members are welcome in Texas? As long as they got a rifle slung over their shoulder, as long as they're buying guns, they are.
And Greg, Greg Abbott won't do a goddamn thing about it. Not a thing. Well, I mean, that's bad for business. That's bad for these gun manufacturers that, that own Greg Abbott, you know, hook, line, sinker. That is really bad. Yep. You gotta make sure that the flow or their product. Is across that border. Otherwise, why would you have Greg Abbott as the governor in the first place?
I mean, you know, really Texas ball. I mean, come on. And you know that, that's why they're talking about, that's why the, the Republicans are talking about, uh, that one of 'em got caught on the tape the other day. I forget his name. They, they want to eliminate the atf. Completely eliminate the atf. That's why you're seeing the surge in ghost guns, because way too often, these guns down in Mexico, we're exporting our fucking problems.
Canada hates us for that shit too. You know, Canada regulates their gun purchases, man. They do, but people come across the border, they buy one, throw it in the trunk of their car and drive home. You know, it's just fucking insane. Mm-hmm. , you can buy a gun, have it mailed to a fucking dealer who's, by the way, the dealer is some guy named Chad that lives over on Mulberry Street, that God is fucking Ffl license, who gets a gun mailed to him from fucking Texas.
And then you show up and you sign on the dotted line and Chad says, Are you sure you're you? Yeah. Okay, thanks. And you leave with your fucking weapon, man. That's, Fuck you, Jen . I mean, it's ridiculous. And they don't wanna have these fucking conversations. So what do they do? Mexicans, Extra Mexicans? They're doing it to us.
You gotta be scared. They're Mexicans. They're doing it to us. Bullshit, man. I put a tweet up the other day and said, Yeah, these are the people that they say are invading our country. They're, they're harvesting tomatoes. You got a whole fucking, You got a guy next to a damn. Wagon that's 40 feet long chucking buckets of tomatoes up there.
Oh, that was a great bull. One after the other, one after the other. And I'm like, Yeah, this is your fucking invader. This is the guy that's taking your job, You know, bullshit. Right? It's a loading bullshit. And they did it all night in debates last night, all fucking night. Well, I mean, that's, that's, I mean, that's, we, we know that's what they do.
They will, they will pass the blame. They will pass the book. That is how Republicans operate in this country. If they caused a problem or they complain about a problem, they, they then blame somebody else. You know? Especially if it's someone who is not white. Right. Anyone who doesn't look like them, they're an outcast, an outsider.
They're the problem. You know, they're the ones who are causing this, this poisonous cancer within our country, which is really the Republican party. Right. So again, it's you, you have, you have a, a group of people who are just trying to, to achieve this American dream who comes to this country with the, with the possibility of opportunity.
And then we have a bunch of white people who say, Well, you know, especially people in the state of Ohio or Kansas or whatever it might be in the, So we need to protect the southern border Pro From what? From the state that's below you. I mean, the problem there isn't that problem. That's for you. That's, that's in relation to, to Mexico.
You're not a, a target for them. You are. Who is irrelevant to them. They don't care about you. They care about themselves and their family. They're not coming in this country with free drugs to hand out to kids. They're not coming to this country with guns to hand out to other people. That's not how this works.
And again, it's just a Republican party trying to create a, you know, a boogie man fake problem that they can fix, which they don't ever actually fix. They just, again, push it, push it, push it, push it when they make the problem even worse. You know, you talked about big pharma earlier. I dunno if anyone seemed dope.
But like that gives you an inside perspective. I mean, shit, they even talk about Rudy Giuliani being a fucking lobbyist for them and pushing their, their agenda and making sure that they can get through the legal paths. He was one of the people that actually defended, uh, those big pharma companies when it came to court.
So like, if there's anyone you should be blaming, you gotta look at the Republican party and big pharma and these people, the gun manufacturers and these other people, like those are the ones who are in bed together. And Chad and Chad and fucking Chad. Because here's the thing about Chad. Here's the thing about Chad real quick, Texas Paul, cuz Chad's got a stockpile of all these weapons and he's gonna sell, right?
And he goes to the gun show and he's selling these fucking weapons to the cartel to go across the border. He knows that. And then he sells it to the white dude coming up like, Hey man, you better buy your weapons. I just sold a shitload of weapons to the cartel, and boy, they're gonna come and kill you, so you better get you a weapon.
I mean, and that is now, they don't say it that way. They're like, Oh, you better be scared him, cartels. Boy, they're really dangerous. They're arming themselves because I did it wink. Um, but that's, that's literally what is happening at, at in some of these states, especially like Texas, where there is this problem with the border and stuff coming across it.
But it doesn't seem like there's much of a problem this way as it is that. I mean, if American. Yeah. And, uh, the, the last thing I'll say on this is if American lives are at risk, guns, drugs, whatever, Republicans won't do anything to actually prevent it. No, they don't actually, they are not pro-life. They will not prevent hu the death, the loss of human life.
If it means more money in their pocket, they'll turn a blind eye. And, you know, you got Greg Abbott pushing the NRA and you got other people pushing big pharma at the end of the day, as long as it makes them money, not a problem. Especially if it means the loss of human life, American lives. Okay, Let, let's talk about Chad for a second here.
Okay. Mexico has one fucking gun store, right? One. Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . Right? Not counting fucking Chad and all the class three dealers that we have around here. Mm-hmm. . Okay. I just did a Google for you. The little town I live closest to. Okay. Has a population of 80,000. Right. I live out in the sticks, guys. I do, but the little town I'm closest to.
How many gun stores do you think serve a town of the population of 80,000? In this, in this immediate area? I just Googled gun stores near me. I, I, I, I would not even dare to guess. 27. Wild guess. I'm impressed that you were that close. I'm impressed. It was 38. It was 38. I mean, that's still insane, but, Alright.
Yes. Go has one gun store. My little fucking town of 80,000 peoples is serviced by 38. Before you fucking count Chad. Now Chad's not a registered gun store, right? He's just a dealer. You know, he just, he can buy and sell commercially, legally, you know? Right. We have a fucking problem in this country. We do.
Period. And we're exporting it to Mexico and they're sick of our shit. They are. That's why Greg Abbott is being such a dick to Mexico. I mean, they're our best trading partner. And Greg Abbott treats Mexico like shit. I mean, he disrespects 'em at every turn. If you heard the, the, you hear 'em last night in the debates talking about it, Mexico and their fucking crime problem and this, that, and the other.
And we gotta build us a wall to keep them people out, you know? No you don't. No you don't. They have no idea how much, how much goods and really perishable goods to at, to boot that comes across that border. Every fucking hour. Every hour. There are truckloads of goods coming to this. That we rely on in this country for trade to make sure that, that we have the shit that we want to have when we want to have it.
Cuz that's the American way by God. You know the real cheap TVs you buy those real cheap TVs you buy at Walmart. Those are made in Mexico, man. They are, They, they make TVs, they make car parts. They, no, we, you can't tell the truth. Goddamn. They make furniture. They make, I mean they make all kinds of shit that they, they, they drive across the border before you talk about even the major massive agricultural trading partner in Mexico is with us.
Even before you talk about that, even before you talk about the fact that they are our workforce and our agricultural. Industry period. I mean, in Georgia, you know, you had Brian Kemp talking shit about how this exact talking point that fentanyl, you know, we don't have a border with Mexico, but we got a fentanyl problem because you know that open border bullshit, you got a fucking fentanyl problem because you've got, you know, fucking dickhead David in Atlanta that's buying packages of fucking fentanyl from China ho's Chad having mail to his house, Chad selling the guns and the fentanyl.
It's Chad too. It's Chad. I'm telling you man, it's just the amount of bullshit and disrespect that these people have because they know they can say that. They know, they can say it. It's what their voters want to hear. Their voters want to hear that same old lie that, that, that LBJ told. If you tell the lowest white man that he is better than the highest black man, you do not have to pick his pockets.
He will turn his pockets out for you. Mm-hmm. . And they know it. It's the same gr it's been going on forever. They're telling you you wonderful hard work and toothless bastards are way better than all those Mexicans. and they want, that's what they want to hear. Right? That's what they want to hear. And that's why this shit sells cuz they know fuck all about the border.
They've never seen it, never been to it, never anything. They don't want to travel outside their fucking county, much less go to another country for Christ's sake. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. , Mexicans, Hispanics, period, whether they're from Venezuela anywhere, have a wonderful culture of community and family and they take care of one another.
You know what I mean? They do things like have one fucking gun store in the country, , you know what I mean? So that if you wanna hunt you, you can go to that one gun store and pay 500 bucks for a shotgun that you can buy here for 180. But because they care about their people. Mm-hmm. , they care about their people.
That's Hispanics for. . You know what I mean? But what are, what are these people do in these debates? You're better than they are. You're better than they are. And we need to build a fence to keep those people out. And it's a, it's, it just enrages me, man, because I grew up with these people. These are my people, you know, that you're talking shit about.
These are my people you're talking shit about. Fuck you. I know your people. I know what you're fucking like. I go to fucking Munster truck rallies in, in, in, in, I've got family in Omaha. I go to truck and tractor pools. I know what you fuckers are like after you've had a few beers. You know, Don't, you're talking to me.
I thought you were talking to me. I thought you were talking to me. No, man. , you know what it's like in Missouri, man, These fucking deal, Beverly. They get some deer. They're let, lemme tell you something about this. Um, it's this, it's this, um, white trash mentality, right? You go to White America, and I mean White America, where it's a little rural town, and he said, Little town, like 80,000 Jesus Christ Ball.
That's a, that's a big city to some of us rural folks. I grew up in a little town. I grew up in a little town that has less than 3000 people. Now, when you go to these little towns, and it is all white. I mean all white, there is mm-hmm. , no way other than to just say it out loud to be racist. You can't, you can't commit a hate crime in a town where there's all white people.
Now what? But what happens in these towns is there's classism, not it's classism in these white towns. And what happens is, is the people in the town decide who, who are going to be the lower of them Now, rather, it's a certain side of town you live on or a certain place that you live, or a certain name that you have, or certain place that you work, or who your family is.
It's classism in these towns. And a lot of times in these towns, they even use racial slurs towards the white folks that are lower, lower class. And that's where this stuff stems from. Exactly what you're saying is because these people, these politicians especially, but these people in power, they, they know that Trump knew that Trump knew that there was this, this, this mechanism in in, in these rural white communities.
He knew there was this classism mechanism in these communities. He knew that and he tapped into it. And how great would it be? Because let me tell you something, in the county that I grew, The poorest of the poor people. The people who would support Trump fucking hate cops. They fucking hate cops. Mm-hmm.
they, if a cop came on their property, by God, they just might shoot that motherfucker. A lot of times the law enforcement won't even go on property without several agents with them, aren't officers with them because they know they could get in a firefight because these people hate law enforcement.
They're the same people that vote for Trump. They're the same people voting for these Republicans saying back the blue. It doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to make sense. It is not supposed to. It's not. But they don't care because it's just what Texas, Paul said, whatever they feel in the moment about that in particular thing.
Whether it be, I want a gun or I wanna sell a gun, whatever I need to believe to do that thing, that's what I'm gonna believe. And I'll vote for anyone who's willing to make sure that I can say that shit, because that's really what's going on here. They're trying to put people in power to let them do whatever the fuck they want to do.
And by them, I mean white people, white. It's white supremacy through and through this fentanyl shit. When you're fu. Cuz I'm sure if you look up the statistics of who's using fentanyl, it ain't fucking Mexican people in America. It's. That's not who's the majority that's using fucking fentanyl in this country?
Fuck no. They gotta get up and go to work next day, man. God damn. Right. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. They're, they, they can't come to grips with, with their poor white state having problems with fentanyl because they had to suck on the te a big pharma, and they had to make sure that people didn't get actual fucking healthcare in a delivery system and access to it.
That now they're in a situation where they have to keep lying and lying and lying and lying and blaming it on brown people blame it on this, blame it on that. Besides blame it on the actual problem, which is fucking Republicans and fucking Republican policy, because they don't give a shit about these people so much so that they'll just tell 'em what they wanna believe, not actually give them the facts, not tell 'em what they need to do to fix the problem.
They'll just keep lying to 'em and lying to 'em and lying to 'em just like Marsha Blackburn did with fentanyl, just like this morning. She did with college, With college student debt relief. She's, they're fucking pieces of shit, and they'll continue to do it if you let them and you, the voter, are the one who can stop this nonsense.
You have the power to stop this nonsense. And yeah. And this is what I'm preaching. Long road. Go ahead. Go ahead, Paul. This is exactly, You're exactly right, Tony. You're exactly right Gabe, and back me up on this, Gabe, because I'm sure you saw a lot of this too. People are like, How can Hispanic Americans vote for Trump?
And my answer is always Cesar may act. Remember CER may act. He's the guy that mailed the pipe bombs. Oh yeah. Yeah. He was living in a van outside his job at, at at, at his auto parts store. And he was an avid Trump supporter because Trump told Saer Mayock that he was better than me. He's better than you.
He's better than Gabe because they just switched the fucking labels around and made it Republican and Democrat. Mm-hmm. , Maga and liberals and scissor Mayock would do anything to preserve that feeling that he got in his miserable fucking life where he was living in his fucking van and you know, who washing in the sink in the back of an auto port part store, that he was better than me.
That his contribution, his hard work. That's the part we don't play. Tony, when we, when we pull Marjorie Taylor Green up and we play the stupid fucking shit, she says, The part that we don't play is what comes after. Where she tells her audience, But you, you're America, You're what keeps us going. You have to carry them.
They live off your back. They get shit for free. They don't wanna work. They're lazy. You work hard. You're the American and poor Hispanics, hard working motherfuckers that have been here are buying into it. They are buying into it. I'm telling you, it's a problem here in Texas. Hispanic males voting Republican is a problem here in Texas.
And it is the same fucking song, man. Different labels. That's all it is. There's, And we've got no, I'm no finish. No, I was, I was done. Huh? Oh, the only thing I'll say to that is it is a, As someone from the Hispanic community, it does hurt to see people from, in some regard, from the people that I, that I'm a part of, to see them vote Republican.
Right? Because you might be like, Well, well, it could be Catholicism in religion. It could be just indoctrinate, indoctrination. It could also be the fact that a lot of these people feel like they need to. Belong, right? You're already an outsider. You come into a country that already hates you. Um, the self hatred falls in you, you feel like you need to assimilate into our culture.
And one of the things is you gotta be, uh, anti, you know, non-American, right? You need to anti-immigrant even though you, yourself or your family might have come from that, right? And so I know people who are like that, and it does for me, it kills me inside to know that they're voting against their own best interests to know that they're supporting a group of people who doesn't act, who don't actually care about them, right?
We, we saw it with, with Venezuelan Venezuelans seeking asylum with, um, with, with, uh, with DeSantis, right? We see the way that Greg Abbott treats immigrants. We, we treat these people who are seeking a better life as just complete shit, right? As political pawns. As soon as, as soon as you serve the purpose, or if you betray the party or whatever, you're done, you're out.
They don't give a shit who you are as long as you move them forward to that checkmate. And that is what these people are to them. That's, that's all they are. They're, they're, they're nothing more than an object on a chess board that they need to move around and, you know, if they need to sacrifice you, so be it.
And so, when I see people within my own community vote that way, support those things, say those things, I, I, I very much throws. Off my game because it's not something that I think would be inherently the way that you would want to go. Especially when Trump says, you know, in his, his, uh, announcement speech in 2015, he goes, Oh, all those Mexicans that have come across the border, they're rapists and drug dealers and criminals, and all these things like straight outta the gate, just dog whistle, blown it loud and clear.
And there are still people, whether it's, you know, um, a, a a grooming or indoctrination or they really do fear, Look, I'm already an outsider. If I don't play by the rules of what you're saying, then I am now gonna be the target. And they're not considered, they're not, you know, they're not considered people by Republican standards.
You know, they're, they're a, they're a piece of a person, not a full human being, uh, that, that they treat their fellow white person. Um, and yeah, and, and like Tony said, there's a classism aspect as well. Like if you're part of a class and you're better than a lo, you know, it's fucked up the way that we live in this country.
And it's also fucked up that the way that we treat other people. Um, and it's even more fucked up that there are people within the Hispanic community or the black community or the Asian community that will die by the way of the Republican party because they're, they are in my way. I, I look there betray their own people.
They are, they are. You know, and, and, uh, an enemy of, of their own group, because they're not doing what actually would benefit them. They're doing the thing that they'll, you know, in, in this country, we learn that it's, you do what you need to do for yourself and don't consider anyone else. It's I isolationist.
And it's, there's no group mentality in there. So I don't know. That's what I wanna say. Yeah. And you hit that right on the head. There's no group mentality. And the Republicans attack that. They pick at those cracks. They pick at those cracks incessantly. They sell in the Hispanic communities, Anti-black rhetoric, Anti-Asian rhetoric.
They, and they, they tell, but like, you remember the, the, the Biden bus that got it? Oh, the crazy master. Yeah. Almost run off the road. Yeah. There's a guy by the name of Ellie. I went to school with that some bitch. Did you really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I know him. My, his cousin is a friend of mine. I, I'm not even kidding.
His cousin's a fucking Trumper too, man. I tell you what, I, Eloy, if you're listening, God Damnit Eloy. But anyways, uh, Ellie was fucking nuts, man. And he, and he listened to that shit. He listened to these fucking Texas Republicans, man, talking shit about how blacks were getting all the welfare. And, you know, Asians were treated so well out in California and this, that and the other, he fucking turned into a racist.
He turned into a fucking racist. Mm-hmm. , you know, and it was him. They kept telling him the same goddamn life, You work so hard, you work so hard and everybody else has it so easy and they're taken from you. And they sing in this fucking song to these people. And they do, they divide, you know, groups that should be tighter than tight, man.
I mean, and, and they just divide 'em with the same bullshit rhetoric. Well, but they've done it even, I mean if you look at the Second Amendment even, they act like this is some kind of individual, right? Like it's your, your individual God given, right? Like it's something that you only, you have the right to, to arm yourself.
Which that's not at all what the Second Amendment says. And this, this sickness of individualism in this country. Cuz there is individualism. We should have the liberty of individualism and I mean have the liberty of it, but not to be required and mandated to have individualism because that's what causes this classism.
Because folks, what I just described in white communities doesn't just happen in white communities. And it's, the reason why is because exactly what Texas Paul said, they like to drive those wedges into cracks. They continue it. And this idea that Hispanics don't have this, well, the, the, the dichotomy of, hey, well at least I'm not as low as this person or in this community.
They say, Well, at least I'm not as low as this person over there in that community. Mm-hmm. , or at least it, it, it exists in our country. It exists in our dna, it exists in us institutionally. That's the whole purpose. And that's what they're taking advantage of. And they're taking advantage of the lie. Cuz it's all fucking lies.
I mean, it's all fucking lies. It's just nonsense. It's just bullshit. I mean, us three, we're all three fucking human. And any other humans we get on here, they would be human. I mean maybe other than Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is questionable. I'm just saying it really is. I Have you seen Ted Cruz? He, he might be a lizard.
I'm just saying. Yeah, he might be a lizard. Well, he's a bit of a blob. Right. But here's the thing is that as long, as, long as we let them get away with these lies, Little big or whatever, because that's how it starts and that's how they're doing. This is little by little by little. Just these little lies here.
Little lies there little lies here, little lies there. And they take advantage of what I called earlier classism inside these communities, and they create it into this problem where it's this community now against this community now, um, where it wasn't, it's not, that's not near the truth. And that's how we get to the situation where they actually will not do anything about the fentanyl problem, the actual mm-hmm.
fentanyl problem, meaning the healthcare problem of fentanyl, because that's the fentanyl problem we have. It's a health care issue. It's a healthcare po uh, uh, um, problem, and only healthcare policy will fix it. That's it. Building a wall, having some kind of fucking ban on this or ban on that, or some kind of, You can't ship it here or can't ship it there.
You can regulate the shit out of it all you want in the manufacturing process of this stuff. But if you don't fix the fucking healthcare problem, people are going to seek out the opioid they're going to, because the problem is the healthcare problem we have derived from opioids. Mm-hmm. , I hate to tell you that.
I hate to say it like that, but that's, that's the issue that we have. That's the issue. And, and we're dealing with it with the, in the stupidest way possible too. You know, in Portugal they decriminalized all drugs. They de decriminalized all drugs. I didn't say they made them legal and said, Hey, you can smoke heroin on the street and shit.
Like, no. They just decriminalized it. If you, you have a drug problem, meaning they don't lock you up in a jail, if you are an addict, they will put you in treatment. You will keep your job. You will not go to jail and be a drain on the Portuguese people. You will keep your fucking job. You'll go to work, you'll take care of your family and they will give you treatment for your addiction if you're an addict.
And you know what else they found out? This shit isn't as addicting as we, They, they portrayed it to be that shit coming out of the Reagan. That that whole fucking reefer madness bullshit was bullshit. Only 10% of people that used fuck. And I'm not fucking preaching using drugs. People don't do it. Don't do it.
I'd, I'd say try I'm, Cause you could be one of the one in fucking 10, but only 10% of the people, they did a study, a real study. Only 10% of the people that utilized heroin became addicted. most didn't even want to use it again because they didn't like the, I don't get drunk a lot guys cuz I don't like the feeling of intoxication.
Hmm. Well that doesn't do it for me. I don't like being intoxicated. You know, I don't, I don't like that feeling of being outta control. Is that what you, is that what you prefer Texas ball? I mean you can be honest with us. You . There may be, you know, I may, I may go to Cal, uh, you know, Colorado every once in a while you gum these, I dunno, you're going hunting.
It's a hunting trip. Right, Exactly. I love cutting in Colorado. Yeah. Just the fact that it's not hunting easy, I'll ignore that. Right, right, right. And well you're hunting gummy. You're hunting. Yeah. Hunting bear. Yeah. There you go. . I like that. I'm gonna use that for god hunting. Bear . But you know, Portugal has been wildly successful with this, but our law enforcement.
And it's an industry in this country doesn't want that. They scream every time they talk about legalizing marijuana, cuz it is the number one thing that they use to parlay into other crimes. Mm-hmm. . Right? You know, he didn't get out of his car fast enough, so I had to yank him out of his car and when I yanked him out of his car, he grabbed ahold of my shirt.
And that is, you know, that's another charge right there. You know, you and, and now the private prison industry has, has somebody that they can hold for six months and make money off of. And, you know, his family's fucked over. And, and, and now he's gotta officer that rest on his record. That officer gets a notch on their belt and then they can get another notch and another notch and another notch.
And how easy it to get notch on belts for gummy bears. Um, yeah, , I think that well, but it's just, it, the, the, i the one thing I want to add to that is like, you know, text ball brings up a point about just treating and, you know, again, we've talked about this before, is like treating humans like humans, right?
Having empathy, which is something that the Republican party lacks, uh, to its fucking core. Whether it's, uh, knowing how to design apps or just treating people like people, right? There is a lack of empathy that the Republican party has in, in addressing or approaching anything they're trying to solve or any problem or just anything in life, right?
And this is an example where you would say, Oh yeah, cool, this person, they got addicted and we're gonna help treat. To get them better. Right? To get them back on their feet, to get them back in their home, to get them back at work, right? To actually, uh, contribute to our economy and our community. Instead of saying, Well, you're a drug addict and you are now been stigmatized and you're now homeless, and now you don't have a family, and now you lost your job, and now you have this, like all of these things.
And then the Republican party goes, Well, you're just a lazy drug addict, and that's all you are. And that's what they, and that's what those people see. And it's like, no wonder people, you know, do more drugs or commit suicide or whatever it is, right? You've got a group of people who just berates them down and down and down and says that you are not worthy, you are not good.
Instead of saying, Hey, look, we might have fucked you over with this problem by introducing these drugs and not regulating the market and not actually having a system in place to help you. They say, Nah, you can go fuck yourselves. Which is like, again, what Republicans do for any problem or any issue, instead of actually saying, Oh, you're a fellow human.
I would want this same courtesy on myself if I was going through the similar problem as you are. But instead they go, Mm, you're lazy. You're a drug addict. You're this, you're this, you're this, you're this. So this give you labels and labels and labels. But then that person is like, Well, I guess then all I am is what you say I am.
And, and then you obviously see the, the worst results possible. Mm-hmm. , because you've just abandoned your fellow. You know, community member Christian, what, you know, whatever you wanna call it. But that is what Republicans will do and they'll just say, See ya. And that's why the freest country on earth has, has more people locked up in prison than anyone else in the world.
We lead the world in the number of people that we've taken their freedom from. And because of exactly what you're talking about gay, because you hit it right on the damn head when we were faced with a problem. When, when, when communities, I'm talking about black communities, I don't, I don't know if you guys are old enough to remember Cabrini Green up in Chicago.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're from Chicago. Yeah. They took a look at that problem and there were two ways they could have went. They could have went the way that, that historically we know worked, which was when they ended prohibition, the fucking gangsters stopped being violent. They could have ended the violence that way.
Or you can ultra police this and make it ultra illegal and come up with harsher, you know, three strikes in your out rules and, and, and shit like that. And you can dump a fuck ton of money into ruining people's lives for using drugs. And guess which way we went? And it was the African American communities.
It was, you know, it was the black communities, it was the Hispanic communities that were telling people, you have to do something about this. We got a violence problem. We've got a drive by far. I don't know if y'all know about the eighties and the nineties, you know, fucking people shooting like this. I mean, if you think hillbillies are bad with guns, you ought see drug dealers with guns.
Jesus Christ, man, . You know what I mean? And, and the worst, the worst part about that, you bring Cabrini Green and it really goes to show you, which is like certain policies in place. And, and the mentality we have towards how to solve these problems is, uh, it was in two when I was, I graduated high school and they were beginning the demolition of Caprini Green.
And so I can tell you that it's, you know, there's a 30 year cycle where if you have these empty nesters, they move into the city to move out and their solution was. Instead of actually, uh, providing a solution or an alternative to what Cabrini Green should be, uh, we're now going to ship you out to the suburbs and we're gonna demolish this, and we're gonna build a target or the shopping center and a bunch of condos instead over this area that we gave you.
Uh, and I mean, I, I wi I, I watched it growing up as a kid, and then I witnessed the demolition of this and coming back to Chicago, I see people displaced from their homes, not having a place to go. Then you have this, this hyper uh, you know, this gentrification and also polarization of wealth between two groups that once was there as, as section eight housing or low income housing.
And then you have this group of, you know, young 20, 30 year olds who are now living in these high rises as, as a, as, as a replacement. And so it's whether it's the policing, but then once the problem gets too bad and you're like, Well, this is great real estate, they say, All right, you guys gotta go. And they don't offer them an actual solution.
Yeah, I mean, exactly, exactly what I was saying. The, the, the solutions that they come up with. And, and this was during the Clinton administration when this happened. It was, you had the Clinton administration appeasing the black community, With these radical law enforcement policies that created, helped create this massive prison industry we have today, because it was the wrong damn thing to do.
Because why? And why am I gonna end up blaming, blaming Republicans for this? Because every goddamn Republican was running on law and order every goddamn Republican was running on get tough, selling this bullshit. So if Democrats ran on, Well, you know what, Let's just do, make this not illegal and we'll give them treatment and this, that, and the other.
You seem like a panzi and you lose your fucking election because fucking Brad up in Nebraska is scared of them People, you know, he's gonna vote for that shit. And I'm telling you, cookouts, cookouts is how we fix this shit. I, I know it sounds like a goddamn joke, but I'm telling you the truth. We have become an isolated people.
We sit in our houses. I sit out here in my fricking woods, man. I force myself to go interact with people so that I can keep in touch and keep that hum. We have gated communities where people literally drive in their gated community, drive into their garage, shut their garage door. They do not talk to their neighbors.
They don't know their neighbors. They don't know what's going on. They barely see the kids. You know, Friday night football used to be a social event, Man, you go to one now, nobody talks. No one talks to each other. They sit, they face forward. When something good happens, they go, Yay. When something bad happens, they go, boo and that's it.
They don't speak to each other anymore and fucking cookouts will fix that, man. I'm telling you, you spend time. I went to an event for, uh, you know, I always help out democratic groups. I do I all the time. I went to an event and one of the groups there was the first transgender, transgender gender motorcycle gang.
They call themselves the factory reject. I'm not kidding. It's a transgender motorcycle game. Oh. And you cannot hang out with those people because after about five minutes you forget they're transgender people and they're just people. Right. And they had the coolest fricking dog there, man. This doberman was gorgeous.
And I was like, I wanted a P. Can I pat that dog? ? Can I pet that dog? I wanna do so bad. But that dog would not warm up to me at all. But, and I don't know why dogs normally love me, but you don't, you hang out with people and all a sudden they're not the other anymore. Mm-hmm. . And that's how we fix it, man.
That's how we fix it. We have got to get people not just packed into a stadium where they're not fricking talking to each other. Texas. Paul, I think you're on to something here. Hang on a second. I think you're on to something. Cause we got to have cookouts. I'm running out of time, but I think what we should do is have liberty cookouts.
I think he's onto something here on. I mean, just have liberty cookouts everywhere. Make this a fucking thing. Make this a culture where we invite everybody, anybody and anybody wants come to cookout by God, come to the cookout because there's nothing, there's nothing better than food to, to get people together.
To get 'em talking. Yeah. And to get 'em laughing. Well, actually I was thinking about Gabe, what do you think about the Adopt a White Boy program? , I mean, honestly, you could, you could, uh, you could bring a lot of change. You br you bring a white boy into a home, especially that of a culture, you know? Oh my God.
The seasons, they will have the, the types of food tops, like all around. I mean, just the. You know, I think there is something where it's like, Oh, I'm gonna have a study abroad student come over. I'm going to adopt a white boy. And just help them understand what the fuck is going on in this country and the real people that are here and understand the culture.
I totally agree. I think that's a real thing that we should do. Okay, well let's, let's, I am not kidding, Gabe, I am not kidding with this. I'm not kidding, because white people are scared. They're gonna invite a black guy over and it's gonna be the quietest fucking dinner you ever had. And there's gonna be mayonnaise.
As of seasoning . You have an Adopt a White Boy program, you have an Adopt a White Boy program, and you take a white boy out of the burbs and you bring him into the hood and you show him some real barbecue and you show him some music and people out there dancing, having a good time, drinking a few beers.
Next thing you know, Everybody's living in a gentrified neighborhood. White boy. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding about that last part. I gotta, I, I've gotta end it. Texas, Paul, this is supposed to be a 30 minute thing, and every week it gets longer and longer, and I'm super excited about it.
I'm happy about this. The audience loves it. We love having you here every single Tuesday. Uh, tell 'em, tell 'em where they can go to find your YouTube channel next week. You cannot. I have to make an announcement. I'm doing some traveling. I always keep it real and I do what I do. Um, I really support things and you're gonna love what I do next week.
But the next week I will be out there. We'll be no shows, but you could find me on Sunday afternoon competing with the Sunday shows with Sunday Coffee with Texas. Paul, you can find me on, uh, uh, on Wednesday evenings. It used to be Wednesday evenings. We're moving to Tuesdays and Thursdays immediately following the, uh, the Midas Touch podcast, Old t uh, Tennessee Brando.
And I do t and t. We're gonna do it on Tuesdays and Thursday evenings, but not next week. Next week I've got some things going on and you're gonna love the footage when I get back. And I want to thank Jen for mailing me the California Republic shirt. She was, you know, we were, there was a conversation where people were trash talking Texas, and I had to explain to him, Texas is not all the stereotypes.
You hear that there are more people like me than there are people like Greg Abbott and fucking Walleye Paxton and all those people, and that Houston is the most diverse city in the country. And by the end of the conversation, you got in touch with Miss Tex, Mrs. Texas. Paul got our PO box and mailed me a California Republic shirt and I'm wearing a shit out of this thing.
Oh, I love it. I love this shirt. I love it. So everyone go follow Texas Paul on, on YouTube. Just go to his link tree. Uh, I think it's Link Tree slash Texas Paul, isn't it? Just go to it's link. Link tr.ee/texas Paul. That's right. So go to Texas Paul Link Tree, find all the links there for social media, Texas, Paul, until next Tuesday, I'll stay in the chat with you, my friend.
I'm telling you. Let's do it man. We'll start, we'll start at GoFundMe an Adopt a White Boy program. You know, we'll adopt a white boy Families to cookouts. Mm-hmm. . I think we'll get, we'll get Black families, Hispanic families, Asian families to adopt middle aged white boys. Mm-hmm. that are, you know, and bring them out for the cookouts.
And then next thing you know, I mean, the only way to break, to break gen, uh, generational racism right, is to, is to smash it, smash it with some barbecue, right? That's it. Mm-hmm. , smash it with some culture. Smash it with some food. Smash it with some alcohol. Who cures all? Man, that's it. That's Texas Ball.
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Texas Paul. It gets longer and longer every week.
Amanda says here in the chat, Three hours, three hours. Three hours,
about 12 hours there. Get through the shit that we have to get through on a shitless roundup. But we have a loud lightning round today, Mr. Sanchez. We're gonna do a lightning round. Here's, here's Amanda's comment. Three hours. Three hours. Three hours. I don't know, I, I, I think we could manage to do five or six.
Yeah, I mean, we've done, we've done five hours consistently through all of the, uh, the Jan six hearings. No problem. No problem. No problem. Well, we got a lot of stuff to get to because we had some debates last night, but the first thing I wanna show here on the shit list, Roundup is Marsh. Brain burn our black burn.
Mm. What a fucking idiot this is. Act it. This infuriated the shit out of me this morning. Absolutely. Got me fucking pissed that she could tell this fucking line. Did you see this clip? This? I haven't seen this clip, but I know I've been waiting. I've been waiting to watch it. Okay. On the show. So let's do this.
Let's do the shit list Roundup, because we got, we got this clip and we got several debate clips. So don't stick around because we're gonna go through these debate clips. It's gonna be lightning around, but we're gonna go through 'em. Stick around shit List Roundup right now.
The shit list. Welcome the back to Tony Michaels podcast, The lightning round shit list. Round up over, round up all the Tweety tweets and the trendy trends. This is the first, um, this is the title of the show. This is the the damn clip I was talking about in the first 30 minutes. That absolutely pissed me the fuck off.
This is the reason why. Well, there's a lot of reasons, but today this is the reason why Marsha Blackburn should be asked to resign. I'm not shitting this clip right here. Listen to this, Gabe, on that student loan debt forgiveness, and that is a gift to the rich. This is something that has infuriated Tennesseeans and as I've been, Okay, I'm gonna stop it right there.
She's gonna talk about the fucking football game and all kinds of shit. I don't give a shit about that. She literally says, says that the student debt program, Gabe Sanchez mm-hmm. is a gift to the rich. I can't even begin to tell you how pissed off I was that a United States sitting Senator would go on a national TV program, sit in front of a microphone and a fucking camera and say such a dumb fucking thing.
Now she is. She is either not fit to be a United States Senator because she can't handle the brain power to figure out mm-hmm. facts from fiction, or she's fucking lying to people. And it's an outright line. I'm gonna show you why, but gimme your, gimme your thoughts on this. Now that you've seen this clip, it makes no sense.
How is this a gift to the rich? I, I do rich people take fucking student loans, But also the fact that this is for people who make under $75,000. Exactly. So I don't, No, unless, I mean, unless she's saying that someone who makes $75,000 or less is rich in Tennessee. I don't know if that's what's going on here, but this is the woman who, you know, doesn't Oh God.
You know, had to ask the question, what is a woman? Right. And had to, you know, this woman is, whenever I see her, I always feel like she's like five glasses deep into a box of wine, you know? Uh, and she's, she uses a glass. I figured she just like, well, no, that's, uh, that's Judge Jean. That's, uh, that's guy. Well, yeah.
You know, you can see how I get those two motherfuckers confused. But for someone like this who says this, this doesn't make any sense. I don't know what, I don't, I don't know exactly what she's, exactly how this argument is working for her right now. To, to, again, like it's pretty straightforward to say like, who qualifies for this loan forgiveness program?
But specifically, this isn't something that would benefit the. What benefits the rich would be tax cuts like Trump did during his presidency that benefits the rich. You know, the fact that we added more to our deficit, uh, than actually trying to combat it, which I think, uh, this year were on, we're on track to reducing the deficit by $1.5 trillion, I think.
Oh, you mean Democrats reduced deficit. That's, that's something crazy. It's, it's crazy. This is the website here, Gabe. Yeah. This is the federal Student Aid website. It's student aid.gov, student aid.gov. This is literally the website where you go to apply for this thing. Mm-hmm. . Now, if you read here, it says, Welcome to student a.ga.
You are, uh, looking for a student don Debt Relief. Now, normally, you know a little bit about building websites, right? Mm-hmm. , do you know why it, it, Well, you know why, but I'm asking this rhetorically, but I want your opinion here. Do you know why it took, It was not that long that it took the federal government to build a website to figure out who is going to apply for student loan relief.
Do you know why they had that? Do you know why it was so easy? Other than like the healthcare website, which is a whole nother animal. Right, Right, right. Do you, The reason why it's really simple, and if Marsha Blackburn was a United States sitting Senator, maybe she would know this, that the aid that they are relieving.
is federal aid that the federal government gave those people mm-hmm. it. They, they already know who the pe they are the lender. You dumb motherfuckers. They're the, they're the lender. Okay. So it's, yeah. It, it's pretty, I mean, like, to, to break it down for anyone who, who might not know how this is gonna work, I haven't looked at this, this actual, uh, application, we're gonna look flow.
Mm-hmm. Oh, you mean the back end, you mean the back, Right, Right. But how I would imagine is we have a government, uh, agency, you know, there's, uh, they all, all this stuff, they have a database of. So security numbers, own amounts, how many payments, all that stuff. It probably figures a lot of it like automatically.
Right. And I'm gonna assume that obviously the unique identifier, which is what we use when it comes to databases, is going to be your social security number. Wait, wait. You meet, You meet. There's a goddamn damn number. You mean there's a number that you use to identify yourself to the federal government and the governments in general.
Mm-hmm. , are you telling me that if the federal government knows that you want this student debt relief, alls they would need is that number to tie it to your loan debt to see if you qualify to actually give you that relief. Mm-hmm. , come on. Gabe, you're being a little outta hand here. This is, I'm just saying they might, they might ask for more.
I mean, they'll probably ask for more information, but, Well, let me show you it because it says here, time to complete. Five minutes. Oh, easy. You do not have to log in and there are no documents required because they already have them. Mm-hmm. . It's, they're the fucking lender. Okay, so we're gonna start this application Now.
I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess this takes. Three minutes tops. Right? So not even, I, I don't have student debt. I paid it all off years ago and I'm not pissed off that I'm not getting my student debt relieved because I already got it relieved. I already paid it off. Now it gives you some instructions here, but here's the deal.
You put your first name, middle initial, that's optional. You don't have to do it. Last name, Oh, former last name. That's optional. You know, in case you had changed your name. Mm-hmm. . Hey, look here. Social security number. Look there. Social security number. And then they want you to confirm it, and then they want you put your date of birth.
Everyone's got one of those. Do we? Your phone number, your email, You gotta confirm that email. And then, and then you go down and you say, Yeah, everything's cool. You fill out your name again as this digital signature. You click the little box and you hit submit. Yep. That's a motherfucker. Let me tell you something.
If you have Google Chrome and you have your forms already, uh, auto fill, Yeah. This would take you less than 30 seconds to fill out. Mm-hmm. . Here's why. Marsh Blackburn is such a pile of fucking shit. Let me show you right here, okay? She's saying that rich people, now you have to sign, you have to fucking sign under pen penalty of federal law and perjury to the, to this, right?
I made less than a requirement income to file federal taxes. I filed as a single tax filer and made less than $125,000. Less than not. More than less than. Did they change it? I thought it was 75,000. Well, it, it, it depends. Now it goes on to say I was married, filed my taxes separately, and made less than $125,000.
I was married, filed my taxes jointly and made less than. Does Marsha Mar Blackburn not know it less than? Maybe this is the problem. Maybe this is the fucking problem. Is this little phrase Less than I think she's having difficult difficulties figuring out what the word less than means when it comes to a number.
I've got a, I, I've got an example. Ready? Okay. Uh, fascism Oh, okay. Is less than, Okay. Democracy. Oh, that is a good example. Now, Marsha Blackburn will not get that example either. This is really fucking dumb. This is really fucking stupid. And the re, Gabe, I said it in the first 30 minutes. The reason why Marsha Blackburn and Jim Jordan and all these mother fuckers, these fascists keep saying this, is because they're hoping their constituents do not apply for this fucking student debt relief, Right?
They wanna make sure that their constituents do not get this, They do not benefit from it. And the reason why is because it may just may, it may just may get 'em to go, Eh, maybe that whole student debt relief thing wasn't so bad. I mean, Biden, I, or you know, let's go Brandon. Fuck. The student debt thing wasn't so bad.
I think the real problem that Republicans have right now, especially like Marsha Blackburn, brick burn, Uh, brain burn. Brain Brain burn brain, brain burn. Marsha Blackburn. Um, I feel like the, the issue that Republicans have right now is that student debt loan forgiveness is the gateway policy to. To supporting Democrats.
Oh, I think, I think you, you think it's like the gateway drug Yeah. Of socialism. Right. I think what's gonna happen is, is their fear. So is that these people sign up and go, Oh shit, I just reduced my loan by up to $20,000 or whatever it might be. Right? Whatever you qualify for. And they go, Oh my God, I can now use that money for food, my child, my apartment, or my home, uh, my car payments, my insurance payments, my healthcare payments.
Like all of these things. They'd be like, Oh shit, I've now saved money that I can spend. Because again, this is not money that's being given to you. Like these republicans want to claim. It is. It's not like you're eating a stipend. No. You're getting money cut off from your normal monthly, uh, bills. That's what you're doing.
So then you say, Oh great, I spend less here so I can spend more here. Or I can, That's the other other thing that they no money, they don't want, they don't want this to be successful cuz they don't want it. Cuz it, it literally is going to free up discretionary income that is going to drive the economy even further.
The reason why, and again, I can't even believe we have to fucking go over this again and again and again. Inflation. Inflation folks, it feels bad because your wages aren't going up. Yeah. That's why it feels bad. Inflation is good for our economy. It is bad for you because. Our system isn't creating a mechanism for your wages to inflate.
Milk and gas are not that expensive. You don't have the fucking money to buy the milk and gas. That's the problem. And it's not that you're, you don't have the labor or the ability to trade something for that money. It's just they're not, The inflation of the labor is not happening. Mm-hmm. , it's the labor that is not inflating, that is the problem that we're having.
And when Joe Biden and the administration recognizes that, cuz they know that Gabe, they know that inflation is happening, but labor inflation is not happening. The cost of labor is not rising like the cost of goods, which means the people who sell labor workers aren't getting that fucking money that they, that they should have in the economy.
So what the administration is trying to do is find ways to give people discretionary spending and the ability to, to, to try to beat back on inflation and the price of goods by giving people more income. One easy way for the federal government to do that is to look at federal student debt and go, Holy shit.
This thing's really dragging these people down. Most of them, most of them are even causing a larger problem by, by, by, uh, uh, curtailing this debt and interest piling on top of it. Mm-hmm. when we can just relieve them of it now. And they did that during the pandemic. That's the other fucking bullshit thing that I'm sick and tired of hearing under the Trump administration.
He created an, an, an, a national crisis, a national economic crisis by putting tariffs all around the world on our farm goods. And that motherfucker destroyed, destroyed markets that farmers built for decades and decades and decades to export our goods all around the world. That was their markets that they sold their farm goods in, rather, it was lumber, rather it was, uh, uh, livestock rather it was, uh, food good or produce, whatever it was.
Yeah. Or even electronics. Like I worked in the, in the electronic component industry for a while during this tariff when, when Trump decided he was gonna be the great businessman that he was by imposing tariffs. And then the, you know, any, if you impose a tariff, which is a tax, let's call what it is onto something, that country that it is gonna say, Okay, fine.
Well to offset the cost of this tariff, we're not gonna trade. We're throw a tariff back on you. Right. We're not gonna trade with you anymore. Yeah. So they'll go find it cheaper someplace else. So they didn't buy from our farmers and it fucked our farmers and they were pissed. And the one thing that Trump did, right, which he created the entire crisis, he manufactured the entire crisis.
Mm-hmm. . But the one thing that he did write is he, he knew that the federal government should write a check cuz the federal government, his federal government fucked the farmers. Just like during the pandemic, the federal government knew that, that people are fucked. It's not their fault, it's not vi, it's not within their control.
They wrote a check, they wrote several checks during the. is our fucking country in, in dire straits. Is the economy crashing because of it? No. The economy is inflating because of it. All that horse shit that they feed you about government, government money, government spending, and you can't give money to the people.
That is all fucking horse shit. Mm-hmm. All of it. The whole fucking line is a lie to convince you that you shouldn't get a government handout. It's not a government handout. It's your fucking money. We are the government. We are the government. Jesus Christ, Elon Musk, the richest person in the world. He's so brilliant.
He's so smart. He's so rich. He's begging, begging for fucking, for fucking government money for starlink after he said he wouldn't. That motherfucker, which also the Ukrainians are paying for, I mean, there's literal receipts on Twitter. If anyone wants to search for this, he's complaining about not being, He's like, Oh, well, I guess I'm gonna lose money every day.
And Ukrainians are tweeting out bank statements to be like, Oh, this is what my money's going to. And it's literally Starling. This is the amount that's going out. But this is the game. This is the game. To convince you, to convince you that government money, bad government, money, bad. Listen, the government is the lender.
For these fucking loans. Mm-hmm. , it is our money that we are charging higher interest rates on two American people to get ahead in the economy by getting a college education. We the people own the debt. Yep. And we can make it easier on the economy by getting rid of this debt. And that's why Joe Biden did it.
And that's why these people do not want these people to get these loans are the, the, this debt relief. They do not want the, they want the, they want their constituents to hurt. They want Americans to hurt because they wanna say, See how bad you're hurting under Joe Biden. See how bad the economy is under Joe Biden.
Look at inflation. Look at inflation. Don't ignore your wages. Look at inflation. Yeah. Look at the price of milk. Ignore how much money you had to pay for milk. Look at the price of milk. That's what they're doing. That's what they're doing. And we need to fight back. And I think JD Vance got his ass kick last night with Tim Ryan fighting back with the, to be a trend.
With the truth and facts in real time, just like we do on the Tony Michaels podcast. Run Out of Time. This is one of my favorite clips. I actually clipped this together, so I apologize for the, um, I don't think it's amateur, right? I mean, it's not that bad. I mean, it looks, looks good to me so far. We'll see how it plays, but it looks good to me so far.
Well, you didn't watch this. No, I didn't. Okay, well here's, here's how I clipped the guy, cuz I did this, you know, for like social media for like Instagram, right? And I cut the front end of this clip off. But this is a clip of Tim Ryan saying, Hey, you said Alex Jones is a reliable source of information. And here here's the, here's the one minute Diddy with the evidence at the end from, from Sandy Hook absolutely devastated you lose a fourth grader to a, to a madman.
And this guy says it was a hoax. Our guy JD says, this is one of the most credible new sources in the whole country. And he just got convicted and he just got sued to the tune of billions of dollars that he owes the family for putting them through this grief. And I just want people to know, it's like we are running for the United States Senate.
This is the highest office you could get in this country except for president. And he's running around backing these extremists, the most extreme people in the country. A guy who denied Sandy Hook. He's like, No, he's credible. Thank you. I mean, you don't have to. It's maddening. This is a complete fabrication.
I never JD You on tape on tape, brother. You're on tape. Never said that, Tim. No one. Run the tape and find out exactly what I said. It'll be like 30 minutes. Minutes. And we're all gonna know you're lying. I never, Okay, so not only did JD Vance say shit like this in front of a camera, he also tweeted shit like this.
Yeah. So I just took the tweet that he tweeted and I put it up there on the screen, and of course I edited the little sound effect. Mm-hmm. , because JD Vance is a fucking joke. Um, but I, I wanna point out that my editing here, and I'm just now noticing this, that it looks like Timm Ryan is on a word cloud here and he's hanging over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back. Look at this. It really looks like he's. He is, um, we're word clouding over JD Vance. Cause I had to cut it where it was on top of. Yeah, yeah, I know. By sign. Just floating. Floating a, you know, just floating a bus, a curtain background. It doesn't give much of a break here. Maybe I should have, I don't know.
Again, think we all know here who does the best video editing? Um, this, it's not right. Yeah, Uhhuh. I just need the, I just need a word cloud right there. . Oh my God. The debate last night. What was some of the highlights that you enjoyed the most? Uh, as well, I think I, I think, uh, one of my favorite again is just this tactic of calling him out and being like, You, you , you kissed his ass.
You kissed Trump's right's ass. You called him America's Hitler, you kiss his ass. He's like, No, I didn't. No, I, It's like, Dude, one, there's literally receipts on online's a receipt two. But it, You did say it. I called you on a last time, and even though I said it again, you didn't even have any way to like, you know, you couldn't come up with an excuse, You couldn't come up with any reason why you said it.
You knew I was probably gonna say this again. And you still said shit. You said, Oh no, that's not true. That's not true. No, no reason why, no excuse. You literally said the same thing and then you came back and was like, Oh, no, no, no, no. That's not true. And it, and it's, it's, it's crazy. You don't have to come up with crazy tactics to call these fascists out further hypocrisy or their projection or whatever it might be.
You just gotta say the same shit over and over again. You gotta repeat it, you gotta repeat it, you gotta repeat it. You gotta repeat it. And this is one of those times where it's like he knew what was coming and he did not prepare for it. Well, it, it, it's not surprising that they don't prepare for it. I'm gonna leave with this video here.
This is the same exact thing, the same exact thing that you're talking about. And The Good Liars are masters at this, um, this Trump supporter, He has a buck fighting shirt on. I'm sure he is a Christian. Um, but, um, I don't, I don't know why they all wanna buck fight. I don't know why they, I don't weird. I, it's really weird that they wanna have sex with him.
Yeah. Um, I mean, I like Joe Biden. I like the loan program even. I think that's one of the best things he's done. You know, the inflation. I'm not trying, I'm not trying to fuck him though. Right. I don't wanna fuck him. That's kind of gross. Little weird. Okay. Right, right. They're always talking about how Joe Biden's creepy.
But you people really seem to wanna fuck him really bad. Yeah. Okay, So this guy here with this, this, I, I don't know how to describe his look here with the hat and the sunglasses. It's, it's, um, typical maga, but let's, let's listen to the interview here before we go. I saw Trump. I mean, come on. The guy's a genius.
Yeah. You know, media goes around telling him, telling us that he's stupid. Right. He's an. Guy's a genius. Uh, you know, I, I could, part, part of me is even real, like, this is one of those things where you're like, are you serious right now? It feels like it really does feel like sometimes the good liars, and maybe we should have 'em on the show to ask him, like, Are you paying people to dress up like this?
Do, do you find these people in Craigslist that, you know, just like the people that show up at the rallies position, this is one of those things where you hear the guy go, Yeah, well, he's a genius. I mean, the media's saying that he's an idiot and he's dumb, but he's a genius. Why? Why is he a genius? For what reason?
I don't know if he explains this to, Oh, oh, it gets good. It gets good. We're only halfway into this, but this is the same JD Vance thing, right? This guy believes that he's a genius and he's never been challenged on it before, maybe. Yeah. Uh, but JD Vance has, So you think JD Vance would have some kind of like, you know, some sort of fucking rebuttal, watch what happens when he asks why he's a genius and then follows it up with another question.
Um, I mean, look what he did with his, uh, you know, his, his, uh, construction companies and stuff, you know, He did go bankrupt a couple times. He did. I saw
I mean also he doesn't, Did he own construction companies? Well, I mean, he's saying they, they, he's a developer. Right, right, right. So like he didn't actually own the construction. He's the Yeah. And he also, rarely he hired, he hired construction company and never fucking paid him, is what? Right. That's one reason why, I mean, Trump said it during the 2016 debates with Hillary Clinton there.
When she called him out for not paying his taxes, he goes, Well, that just makes me a good businessman. That just means that you're fucking over everyone else. Right. Because you found some loophole in the tax code that would allow you to not pay your actual fair share of the taxes. But that makes you good business smart.
I, business man. Smart. I'm so smart with my tax policy and, and ts James says, Hold my beer. Yeah. . He's like, I got you. I'm coming for you. Okay. Okay. T James is gonna, And they, speaking of which, yeah. , Uh, I think I read yesterday that, uh, that Trump and Don Junior were finally served. Yes. They were. They'd been avoiding her for like three weeks, two or three weeks posed, I think, Is it today or tomorrow?
That he is? Wednesday. So it is tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That judge is forcing and says, No, you, you, you can't get out of this. This is a thing that you have to do. You have to, And that's on a separate, That's, that's the Right, that's Aer one. It's, that's the rape one's. Not motherfucking. I, We, I would, we just need to, uh, shoot Dashaun handed and he'll Yeah.
I know. Scroll as a list of all the crimes and all the fucking criminal and civil cases that this guy's a part of cuz he's a scumbag. Um, but, you know, Buck Biden. Mm-hmm. , you know, buck him. Yeah. You know, buck him. Buck the fighting. I love, love. Oh, by the way, one more thing before we go. Yeah. James, James Biden was trending this morning.
James. Yeah, I saw that. I didn't even click into it, but I was like, is there someone I don't know about or I, Well, uh, check. Grassley tweeted about Hunter and James Biden. I said , I tweeted, Does James Biden own a laptop? is this is this laptop in the room with us right now? Well, the real James Biden, please stand up.
I cuz I don't know who that is. Uh, well, apparently Joe Biden is his brother named James. I don't know if that's who Chuck Grassley's talking about or not, but apparently, Dark. Brandon has a brother named James and he might or might not own a laptop. I'm not really sure. Everybody, thanks for joining us. Um, maybe we'll sniff out the, uh, the James Biden stuff tomorrow.
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