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She was still in the Democratic Party. I had no idea. I didn't see her as a Democrat. Did you lock that Russian as said, Good riddens tos, Gamber. Are you kidding me? . Twitter's losing its mind this morning because to Gamber can put declares. She's not a Democrat, man. No shit. Sure. Lock. Come on. You fucking kidding me.

Of course, she's not a Democrat. She hasn't been for a long time. If she ever really was.

This isn't news , but you all think it's news. So let's, let's talk about it for a minute. Oh my God, listen, she is a Russian trail. She loves Putin. Putin loves her. And I don't know if there was ever like a handshake agreement between Russia and Tul Gabbard or if it was just that they knew they could manipulate her and they could do it, you know, with their, with their little internet troll farms.

They could manipulate her into believing that she had some kind of stake with her popularity that the bot farms would create. Now, some in the Democratic Party bought her bullshit for a long time nationally, bought her fucking nonsense for a long time as if she was gonna be some kind of hero for the, for the Democratic Party because she was a woman.

Look, we support women. We are pro woman. We definitely want women to have equal rights and equality. That's what we want as a party, as a whole, as the prodemocracy wing of this country. And what comes along with that is when you get in bed with the fucking enemy. We treat you with the same equity and equality as any other fucking trader.

We don't give a shit what is in your britches. We don't care. You're fucking trader. You're a fucking trader. That's just how it is. T So good fucking riddens. Good fucking riddens to you. You cunt. I don't use that word a lot, but again, when it applies, I, There's nothing I can do. I can't do anything about it.

And it's just the word that applies when you are standing behind and going on Tucker Carlson's Trader TV News network, white privilege tonight. Denigrating people of color when you is one.

Using, using you the label as a Democrat to fucking support Vladimir Putins murderous regime. You can go straight the fuck off, Fuck off. All the way, the whole way. And I don't, I don't think anyone this morning in the Democratic party is like, Oh man, this is really, this is really gonna hurt us . Ah fuck.

Especially after the night that Tim Ryan had. Did you see that shit? Holy actual fuck. If you wanna go see a dead body, if you wanna see a dead body, you gotta go watch these clips. And we're, we're definitely gonna, we're definitely gonna run through those clips today of how the Democrats just won the United States Senate.

Doubt me. Listen, Mitch McConnell has been running around Washington talking quietly about how they're gonna lose the Senate and how Mitch McConnell knows this is he saw last night's debate coming. He saw it coming. Now also, Greg Abbott wouldn't even show up to debate Beto, which would've been a good idea for JD Vance.

JD Vance would have a damn better time of winning the Senate race in Ohio if he just wouldn't have fucking showed up last night.

It was a fucking shutout. Listen, Ohio is full. It's a rust belt, right? Blue collar people in Ohio, real tough blue collar people. And Tim Ryan made JD Vance look like a little pussy. Why? Last night dressed him the fuck down, bent him over and spanked his little ass. And that is the brand of Democrat that's coming back, folks.

And I'm not patting myself on the back, but I'm telling you this brand of Democrat that you come here every day and see this brand of liberalism that you come here every day and see it's not fucking weak. Liberalism is not fucking weak. And Tim Ryan showed how to show it last night. That is not your Nancy Pelosi democrat that was on stage last night.

It is a democrat that is willing to stand and fucking fight fascism with the truth.

So all, all liberals everywhere, I don't give a fuck what spectrum you're on, rather, you're a burning bro. Socialist are, you're a god, Are you Consider yourself a moderate or an independent

wherever you fall. If you're prodemocracy Tim Ryan just gave you a masterclass last night on how to handle these fucking Nazis.

I mean, you could just take just a few, just a few seconds of the clip of Tim Ryan. You could play that on Ohio TV everywhere and motherfucker's gonna win last night. Tim, I, I'm not, I I'm gonna get way ahead of the race here. I'm telling you last night, Tim Ryan won that race. There is no fucking way. There is no fucking way that JD Vance recovers from what happened last night on on television.

No fucking way. He absolutely took him out behind the wood shed and fucking left WELS on his little ass. And rightfully sh rightfully so. JD Vance is a little bitch.

He was calling Donald Trump, America's Hitler. Do you got it? You follow me? He was calling Donald Trump, America's Hitler, and then he got on his fucking knees and begged, kissed the ring for support from America's Hitler in his mind. Fuck JD Vance all the way the fuck off. Almost as much as Toulie Gabbard

and Tim Ryan gave you a perfect example. A perfect example that liberalism is not fucking weak. You dummies liberalism has the actual punch behind it, and the reason why is because you gotta work it liberalism. It ain't fucking easy. It ain't fucking easy to get all these people who are pro-democracy in one goddamn room and get 'em to agree on things.

Authoritarianism is the fucking the weak man's government. You just get one motherfucker to tell you what to do, tell you what to think, what you can and can't do. That's fucking easy. You just go, you just go right now to Ukraine. You just go right now to Iran, and you ask those folks, you ask them how hard it is to believe in democracy, how hard it is to believe in liberty, and how difficult, how, how weak they are.

Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. Liberalism is not weak folks. Democracy is not weak, folks. It is the strength.

It is the strength of liberty. And last night, Tim Ryan stood on stage and proved that to the entirety of the Democratic Party. And he ain't, he ain't no fucking moderate. I mean, YAG a great, he wants to sell himself that way in Ohio, but as far as our standards today that we see on fucking trader TV news networks like fucking Fox News, he's, he's a goddamn socialist for that matter,

but he's for decency,

honestly, that that's what makes you some kind of scary communist anymore, is you're just decent. Because let's be honest folks, the Republican party is nothing but a bunch of fucking predator. They're after you. They're after your children. They're after your children's education. They're after your fucking healthcare.

They wanna kill it all. They're fucking predators. They can't stop thinking about what they're gonna take away from you because you don't, you don't get it. But they do. I mean, you gotta be, you gotta be Herschel Walker's girlfriend to get a fucking abortion up in this motherfucker. They're predators.

They're fucking predators. And I'm not just, I mean, they're weirdos. They're fucking weirdos. They can't stop talking about bathrooms and children's genitalia. So they got that problem, and they got the Matt Gases and Jim Jordans in their party. So they got that fucking predatory problem. But they're also predatory towards your fucking rights, and they're not gonna let up.

So you have to be fucking, you have to get in their fucking face, just like Tim Ryan did last night with JD Vance. Did you watch this? Oh, you're gonna watch it today. You can. You're not gonna, you're not gonna look away from this. These are some of the best fucking clips that we've had in months, folks.

Tim Ryan  absolutely makes JD Vance

look like a little bitch that he is. That's what JD Vance is. He's a phony, he's a fraud. And Tim Ryan did such a good job of absolutely slicing and dicing him last night and exposing him for the fraud that he is. It's maga. MAGA is, it's, it's a fraud. They don't wanna make America great again. They wanna make America fascist.

Period.

That's what the America first Nazi party wants to do. And Tim Ryan gave you a masterclass on how to handle these fucks. I'm not just talking about politicians. Okay? Look, if all the candidates out there, watch and listen to Tim Ryan last night and watch them undress JD Vance on stage, bend him over his knee and leave Wes all up and down that motherfucker's ass.

But I'm talking to you when you're out there and you got your fam, your Uncle Earl. Hate talking about what I seen on Facebook. Here's this earth's, this group I memory of on Facebook. We know everything. We do our own research. You wanted to know how to handle it. Go watch that fucking debate. Go watch the debate.

Everyone. Everyone thought that Trump was gonna be some kind of fucking, some kind of fucking trophy winner in Ohio. And Tim Ryan absolutely tied JD Vance to Trump 100% last night, and he won the Ohio Senate race last night. No question. Hands down, it's over. JD Vance might as well abort his campaign. It's just too bad.

His campaign ain't one of Hersh Walker's girlfriends,

Speaking of other fucking shitty candidates, Herschel Walker,

that motherfucker needs to abort his campaign too. I don't know if it costs $700 to abort a campaign, but by God, I'd give him 700 bucks. I'd send him a Getwell card.

Did you see that? Tom Cotton? Tom Cotton, the Senator from Arkansas? That fucking piece of shit. He's gonna go stump for Herschel Walker now. Make this make sense. Tom Cotton believes that all abortion, all of it, every single fucking bit of it is murder. No exception, it's all murder. So he's gonna go stump for a fucking murderer in Georgia.

By his logic and we're going, You should make him fucking own that. Just like Tim Ryan made JD Vance own all his nonsense last night. We can't let up on these motherfuckers even after this election, this next election, folks, it is gonna be huge. I have this great feeling inside of me now. I don't wanna say it too much because I don't want you to get your fucking hopes up and not go do what you're supposed to do, which is engage in your democracy and lean all the way the fuck into it.

Just like Tim Ryan did last night on JD Vance's ass.

I want you to fucking totally lean into this democracy right now, in this moment and, and today, Texas Paul is gonna be on. He's gonna tell you, you better get your fucking ass out and register in Texas. This is the last goddamn day for you to lean into your democracy. If you haven't done it yet, you need to do it,

but it's time. It's time. We lean all the way into these son of a bitches. Make time, cotton, make him, make him own that. He's gonna go campaign for a fucking murderer down in Georgia.

Make him own. Make Greg Abbott own that he couldn't show up for a fucking debate. And really, honestly, I don't blame him. I don't really blame Greg Abbott. I mean, fuck, what's he gonna say? What's he gonna do? He gonna get his ass spanked on stage like fucking JD Vance did last night. Why would he do that the last time?

Beto just absolutely fucking eviscerated him. They're terrified, They're scared, folks, so much so that they're on stage at the Nazi rally out in fucking Arizona and Nevada saying, We're just gonna steal the election. Just make these secretaries, the states in charge, and we'll just steal the election and we'll make Donald Trump the king.

That's how fucking scared they are of you. And they should be terrified of you because you hold the power. And folks, I'm telling you the phrase from j from from Tim Ryan to JD Vance last night. The phrase that he used, he said, The exhausted majority. The exhausted majority. Cause I, I really, you know, I love yelling and screaming into this microphone every single day, but I wish our democracy did not fucking depend on.

I love coming and talking to you people every single day and showing you who the fuck these fascists are, exposing them, making sure you don't look away and you know the fucking stakes. And I like to mock them. I like to laugh at them, but I really wish they crawl back underneath their fucking rocks. And I wish our democracy didn't depend on it, but it does.

And I know you're sick and tired. I know. I know that liberals, democrats, moderates, independence, parents, people who just wanna go do their fucking job and not have to worry about going broke cuz of a medical bill. They just wanna make sure they got decent fucking wages, that they can retire at some 0.1 of these fucking days and not have to worry about going fucking broke.

They're exhausted with this Trumpism bullshit. They're exhausted with them. Banning books, banning book fairs. Banning math goes a critical race theory. Not letting you love who you wanna love, stripping your fucking rights away from you for medical procedures that are lifesaving, that are that privacy between you and your motherfucking doctor.

People aren't tired of, of them attacking their wives, their daughters, their mothers.

They're sick and fucking tired of Trump and Trumpism. They're fucking sick of it. They were sick of it in 2020. So much so that 8 million more people came out and voted against Trump.

I don't believe 81 million people voted for Biden. A hell of a lot of those fucking 81 million voted against Trump, cuz they're fucking sick of it. And I believe we can do the same thing this midterm, because the thing is, we can't just beat them. We have to send a message like Tim Ryan sent the message to JD Vance last night.

We're not, we're not gonna fucking put up with this shit. We're not letting down. We're not gonna quit. We know they're not gonna relent, so we shouldn't, and we should lean all, all the fucking way in and pile them under mountains and mountains. Votes. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em. They wanna play games with our democracy.

Will you play stupid fucking games and you win stupid fucking prizes. So send them packing. Get your ass out there and check your registration. Get out there. Get three of your friends, your family members to check their registration. Get them to get three people to check their registration or register if they're not already.

Cuz in some states, today's the last motherfucking day. Today's the last day that you got to make sure and secure that you can make sure to save this democracy. Not just for you, but for your, your wife, your sister, your mother, your cousin, your daughter, your son, your brother, your community member, your friends, your fellow parishioners.

It's time now bright fucking. Now is the time to take the gift that Tim Ryan gave us last night and absolutely smack them in the face with it.

I'm not opposed to punching Nazis are you? It's time

they will take away your way of life.

They'll do it. Just doubt me. They even have, they even have Russian assets trying to run around. Pretend being Democrats for years. Run around. Pretend being Democrats. Go on. Tucker Carlson's white privilege tonight. Shilling for Putin.

The murderous dictator trying to convince us. I'm serious. They're trying to convince us pro-democracy People with Tosey Gabbard inside the Democratic party. That Putin good. Oh, Putin good. We love Putin. We want him be king of the world.

him Donald Trump. Get married. They rule a planet stupid motherfuckers. Look what happened at Tulsa Gabbard right in the motherfucking trash where she belongs. If fucking treater

and it's time we do the the same goddamn thing to the rest of these Molo Dite, Liket Gabbard right now is time to dunk those motherfuckers in the trash. Folks. We got Texas Paul today, you know it's Tuesday. God damn. You know it's Tuesday. We got Texas Paul. Today's Taco Tuesday. Can't let that go. I'm excited to have Texas Paul on today.

I can't wait to ask him about his opinion. Of how, uh, Tim Ryan absolutely demolished Date Vance in Ohio last night. But I also wanted to talk to him about this debate that, uh, Greg Abbott apparently, uh, was absent on. Sounds like there's a debate there. He was absent on. Uh, but he's got some news for us.

There's some news, uh, that has been buried a little bit underneath the national news, uh, from Uvalde. There's been a lot of ex exiting in Uvalde from the school system there. Not just the police department, but also, um, some of the superintendents and stuff. So he's gonna give us some updates on that.

We're gonna ask him some questions about a protest that was going on down there at Uvalde that seems to be making change. I also wanna show Texas, Paul, I found a video this morning. Um, it's a BBC report, but it's, it's a, it's about parents, uh, at a San Antonio High School and how AP Texas has absolutely, they're to terrifying torturing parents because they fucking can't pluck their heads out their ass and realize that the gun malls are the things, the gun, the, or the lack thereof.

The access to guns in Texas is absolutely terrifying. Students and parents torturing them, as a matter of fact, so much so that they're, it's causing mass events at high schools when there is a suspected shooter. I wanna show him this video and get his take on that. Before we go to a break, I want to tell you folks, everyone has been getting this shirt on store, deton michaels.com.

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Wanna back to the show? I think they're skiing around through the break. It's Tuesday. You what that means? Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. One of our favorite dishes here on the Johnny Michael's podcast. Also Texas Call Tuesday. We don't fucking around here. Michael's podcast, Texas Fall. How are you this morning?

Oh man, I feel like hammer's shit, but I'm right or die, so let's get it done. Yeah, I'm telling you. Well, I, I'm fired up this morning. I'm, I'm so happy Thatt Gabbard finally figured out that we do not want her in the Democratic Party. , Gabe Sanchez, you probably feel the same way, don't you? Uh, your, your mic isn't working, but, you know.

Yeah. Well, it'll get there. So, Texas Paul, as, as Gabe tries to figure out, uh, which Mikey's using , He, you know what, you know what I think happened, you know, I think happened here. He shot a, what was that, uh, yesterday and he's probably, he's probably switching his mic. There we go. There. Hey. There you go.

There we go. Sorry. Yeah. You know, what was that? All that jazz. Do I need t a t if that's what I'm assuming that's what you're talking about. I, Well, to Gabbard has never been a Democrat far as I'm concerned. I mean, she's also done one, like she was pro LGBTQ and then she, as she was right, right against him when she was done.

Well, I mean, I mean, when Putin pays your paycheck and Putin is against, you know, gay, gay people, then you cannot, you cannot be for the LGBTQ community. I mean, this is just not a thing there. There's actually an Alex Jones clip. Um, I don't know if we'll get to it today. Um, but it shows you exactly what Tosi Gabbard is doing and exactly what the Republican parties doing.

Um, we've known for a long time with the NRA that the Russian, um, the Russian apparatus had infiltrated the nra, which we know the nra uh, boy, if, if, if Republicans aren't sucking at the Tet of the nra, uh, they're not, they're not doing it correctly. And I think Texas, Paul, that's a little bit what you're gonna talk about today because really, honestly, in Texas, it feels like to me, and people in Texas, they see you vdi, um, as something that can happen in every single school building in the state of Texas.

And they know that fences and door locks are not gonna prevent this. People are even freaking out when there's just, just a little bit of hint that there's a shooter at a school and these parents are arriving at these schools. And of course, you know, they're terrified for their, for their children and their family members.

And some of them had been met with the police and it's almost just a huge riot. Um, just because, because they're terrified because Republicans are torturing Texans, uh, because they just can't get a handle on what the problem is with guns and it's guns. Well, actually, you know, they, they know what the problem is.

They know what the problem is. And, and I'll disagree with you a little bit. Yeah, go ahead a little bit. I love, I love my guns. My cabinet back there is full of them. I, I've got some of the best weapons money can buy. I don't carry 'em around. I don't solve problems with them. And that's the fucking problem in this state is you've got these pussy bitch Republican sons of bitches running around that cannot fucking deal with reality.

They cannot fucking deal with reality. So they create these goddamn narratives. I need my guns in case I gotta fight the government. You know, government might be making me do shit I don't want to do, like read, You know, these motherfuckers run around talking shit left and right and create these fucking psycho fucking narratives that are just bullshit.

Pussy biggest pussies in the world. They are every fucking one of them. You see a guy walking down the street with a fucking gun on a hip, you're looking at a gigantic fucking pussy. That's what you're looking at as a guy that cannot fucking deal with reality. That is so goddamn afraid that an immigrant's gonna come over and steal my job at Walmart, That he's fucking walking around with a goddamn gun on his hip.

Because you know what? He's really afraid of that he can't run his fucking mouth without selling Somebody telling him, Shut your fucking mouth. You fucking idiot. That's what he's afraid of. That is the fucking problem. That's the fucking problem is this bullshit narrative. These right wingers fucking create around guns.

And then you got Maria Bina in the fucking nra. A goddamn spy for the rushing government. We know it. Dave told us they met her with fucking flowers at the goddamn airport celebrating her How bad she fucking fist fuck the fucking nra. And then they gave her a fucking lifetime job in the Douma, the Russian government.

Oh god. And these mother fuckers are still sucking the big he all our he cock God damn. Okay, I think, I think we're gonna say, Sorry, you caught me on a bad day. You caught me on a bad day. I got no, no, no. I got vertigo going on. If I fall outta my chair, Keep rolling. I'll crawl back up in. I'm telling you, Here's what I'll tell you.

Here's what I tell you. We need to change. We need to change Tuesday from Texas Paul and Taco Tuesday to fire Tuesday. Holy. Oh wow. You're, I, I don't know what was in that coffee, but god damn. Woo. Well, man, it just pisses me off, dude. It pisses me off. I own some of the best weapons money can buy. I will not lie to you.

My hunting rifle is made by a company called Saco. That sum bitch is 45 years old and the bolt is still so fucking tight. It is hard to rack that weapon because it was engineered. It was machined to perfection when it was made. Do I walk around with fucking guns all the time? Hell no. I carry a gun when I go hunting.

I carry a gun when I go out back by my pond. My cussing pond is also my shooting pond, by the way. Very cathartic place. I'm telling you. Very cathartic place. Why? Because it's up on a hill. My target is down on the ground, so I'm shooting into the fucking ground. So my bullets aren't going to my fucking neighbor's property.

I Why? Because I am my brother's keeper. Cuz I give a shit about people. You know? I don't need a gun on my hip to take care of my fucking arguments. You come at me, I'll fucking tell you. I'll tell you. You won't intimidate me. It's bitches. That's who fucking carries guns. Mm-hmm.  bitches. That's who carries guns.

We live in the one of the safest God countries in the world, except for what?  gun violence. You take the gun violence off the table. We're the safest fucking country in the world. And where does gun violence occur in these little fucking neighborhoods? One little.in a big fucking city. Let's talk about Chicago for a second.

Everybody wants, you know, we'll get outta Texas. Talk about Chicago. Oh, Chicago's violence. Chicago's Chicago is not fucking violence. Chicago's the size of Houston, San Antonio and Austin put together. You take the fucking crime statistics outta Chicago. They're the same as if you combine Houston, San Antonio, and Austin together.

And where's the violence in Chicago? It's one fucking neighborhood that is 90% of the gun violence in fucking Chicago. One neighborhood. The rest of Chicago's dreamland. But these ignorant fucking bastards around here walk around, they talk about Chicago like, My God, you gotta wear a fucking bulletproof vest.

You gotta coplay, man. You gotta have my AR 15 and my bulletproof pest and all this bullshit. These pussy motherfuckers, man, they make me sick. They make me sick. These cost patriot little bastards like this. Anyways, I'm sorry. Like this. Yeah, like this motherfucker right here. You know what? What the hell do you need this fucking weapon to order your subway sandwich for?

Huh? You little fucking bitch. What do you need that for in public other than to prove to the entire fucking world that you are a chicken shit little bastard that can't walk outta your fucking house to order a goddamn subway sandwich without your hog legs on. You know, Fuck you. You fucking idiot. You know, Every gun range I ever go to has the same fucking rules.

Let me tell you about guns, okay? Real people. Real people that love guns follow rules. You go to a gun range in the state of Texas, anywhere in the state of Texas, there's a fucking rule that everybody has to follow, or the range master will drag your ass off the fucking range. And you know what it is? No loaded weapons unless you are on the firing line.

Unless you are on the firing line, your weapon cannot be loaded. You break that rule, you're fucking gone. But yet this fucking idiot is walking around subway fucking sandwiches with his goddamn hog legs loaded just in case they ain't got his old wheat bread. Motherfucker. Woo. I I mean, I knew you were gonna bring the fire today cuz Texas Paul always brings a fire, but I feel like we're doing the show from the cussing pond at this point.

I apologize. I apologize. Hail, we're not called. I mean you've got Blake Masters talking to Madison coauthor, I think it was I last month I think. And he was saying in armed society is a polite society. Like this is the, this is the mentality of the Republican party. The only way to fix a gun problem is to throw more guns at it.

Not like, Oh, maybe we should try to course correct the gun problem itself. No, no. You know who, you know if you're waiting around for Republicans to have some common sense, Oh no on guns. See here's, here's the reason why. They really don't want, uh, like red flag laws, shit like that because it's them that will be red fla.

That's why they don't want it because it's, it's guys like this motherfucker that will be red flagged and he, he'll have immediate his guns taken away from him because immediately he's a fucking threat. That's the problem here that we have that motherfucker's mentally ill. That's what that is. That motherfucker is mentally fucking ill.

He's got something wrong with him because as soon zoo, as soon as you try present that as an argument, the Republican party will say, Mm, no. You know, just like what, Two weeks ago they had the bill that was presented for mental health services in schools. The Republican party immediately was like, Huh, yeah, we're not gonna fund that thing.

Even though we tried to use mental illness as a scapegoat to, to explain or justify why gun violence is the way it is right now. Again, not looking at the actual thing that's killing people, which is the guns, but if you're gonna bring up mental illness and say that's the actual problem, not the guns, then you better double down and back up your claim by actually funding services and not stripping.

I mean, we saw the, the Trump administration stripped those services during his time as president, and now republicans want to say, Oh, well, the real problem guys is mental illness. We have to take care of that. It's not the guns. We can't have the government take 'em, our guns. This guy is the same fucking idiot that would say, I need these guns to stop the government, as if the government doesn't have tanks.

Jets, fucking rocket launchers. If they wanted to take you out, they could take you out in a matter of seconds. They could take you out before you even knew they were gonna take you out. They could take you out in the middle of the night and your neighbors would still be wondering where you were. I wanna point something out on this picture here.

Okay? I, you can't trust a guy carrying a bao in a sandwich shop, but you really cannot trust a guy with blue jeans that's got Velcro pockets on the back and fucking, uh, cargo pockets that got Velcro on the side. This is a guy you cannot trust. Forget the fucking bazooka and the guns. Just, you don't even have to go past the pants.

This guy he's wearing to realize, he's, he's probably, You can't tell me that this motherfucker right here doesn't use that bazooka because it's not probably real. It's probably a. So you can't tell me that he doesn't use that thing to just store his foot long subs in. I mean, that's what it is. I, I, I guarantee that.

Maybe, maybe. No, you know what he does? You know what he does? And ladies, forgive me for saying this in the audience. Forgive me for saying this, but he shoves his pocket pussy in the end of that fucking bao and just fuck the shit out of it. That's what he does with his fucking co play. Baka fucking moron.

Oh, I didn't, I didn't. No idea we were gonna do pocket pussy content this morning. But I am happy that we are, we are all the way to this guy here. Uh, fucking the bazooka that he has on his back, um, Texas. Paul, I, I watched the video on, uh, Twitter this morning, I believe, or someone had sent it to me. I, I can't remember, to be honest with you.

I, I was trying to find some, Oh, I'm so pissed at Twitter right now. I can't see straight video. What, What'd they do? What Twitter did? Called me a fucking liar. Who? They tagged one of my videos and called me a liar. What I've been pointing out for fucking ever, that the state of Texas has been throwing away fucking ballots.

28,000 ballots they threw out in the fucking primary. You know what? A big chunk of ballots that is in a primary, We're not even talking the election. 28,000 ballots, they fucking threw out. I made the comment, Republicans are cheating. Republicans are taking, using any excuse to throw out ballots. So dot your eyes and cross your Ts and make sure you're early vote early voting ballots, and your mailin ballots are perfect.

They called me a fucking liar. So I went at 'em, I pulled up all the fucking articles and I started linking 'em to Twitter. I said, Here's my fucking receipts. Where's your fucking receipts? Call me a fucking liar. Prove your shit. Is this the new fat checker thing that they got going on on Twitter? Cause I knew they were gonna, I have no clue, but that motherfuckers gonna hear from me.

Well, I, I, I'm, I, uh, I get your sentiment there, but I wanna show you this video again. It's, it's on Twitter. Um, I don't know how they feel about it, Twitter themselves, um, about the, uh, validity of this, if they fact checked it or not. But this is a report from the bbc. This happened at a school in Texas. Um, so I wanna, I want to get your take on this.

It's, it's almost two minutes long, but I wanna watch the report here and then we can talk about it on the other side. Let's watch this. Mm-hmm.

American parents are on edge at a time of school shootings and s

San Antonio, Texas. Parents swarmed Jefferson High School after getting notified of a suspected gun threat. It turned out to be false, but for those who were there, it felt real. At one o'clock, I got the text. Mom, I'm scared you first heard the sirens wailing from a. . And that's when like my heart dropped. I was like, This is real.

This is really real. Tensions escalated between parents and police. One broke a window with a knife, and multiple others were detained. A lot of people are saying that we overreacted. All the parents overreacted, reacted out as parents concerned parents

inside the school. Anxiety was running high amongst students. As their shooting drills became a reality. An armed police entered their classrooms searching for threats. We put two bookcases in front of the door, so like no one would really come in. I was just like, You know what? I'm just gonna say I look my, I love you.

To the people that I, I'm very close with. Jefferson High School is just 80 miles from Aldi. That's where 19 young children and two school teachers were murdered. In May, the police have been criticized for taking over an hour to confront and kill the gunman. Aldi was the prime example of the flaws in the system.

My confidence in the police is, it's not there. It's not gonna be the same, especially if you experience and witness everything. We should be safe in a school. We should be feeling safe within our classroom. So there you have it. Um, the, um, the video of Jefferson High. Um, This isn't just a problem near Uvalde in Texas, I'm assuming because of how Republicans have not only, uh, responded, but really the nonresponse to Uvalde, um mm-hmm.

is what is terrifying parents, students, and communities, uh, in Texas, because that's really the biggest story here is that there hasn't been a response from the Republicans in power. Um, I mean, you would think that an event like Aldi and the facts laying bare at Uvalde would make politicians who set policy activate to set policy to protect students, um, to protect teachers, administrative officials, police officers, their parents and the communities.

And they absolutely have done the exact opposite. And it's because of, of guys like Greg Abbott and Baka man who like tech, uh, Texas, Paul said wants to, uh, have fun with pocket pussies in their guns, um, because that is the truth. They are derelict in their duty here now, Texas, Paul there, um, and Aldi, there has been some news, um, going on, and of course it's been kind of buried underneath some national news here, but there was a gentleman down there protesting, uh, it seemed like 24 hours a.

To get some shit done down there. Um, and it seems like that has, the ground has been cracking there and something is being done Now. The state officials are not doing anything, but they are doing something in Uvalde itself. Tell us about that. Yeah, Brett Cross, I mean, I, I don't personally know Brett Cross.

I don't know what his politics is, but I don't have to. I know that man is Texas. You saw those parents down in Jefferson High School. That's Texas. The police showed that they are fucking into that. Well, we gotta go home at night, shit. Well then get another fucking job because sometimes cops don't go home.

That's the job. Brett cross side, outside the unified, the ual consolidate in independent school district for 12 days. Let me tell you something about ual. Let me tell you something about Texas. Okay? The great planes run all the way down through Dallas, all the way to just north of San Antonio. And then they stop.

And the Mexican and the Mexican desert starts. Uvalde is in the middle of a fucking desert. It is dry, it is hot. And Brett Cross sat out there for 12 days because,

Sorry guys. It's okay.

Because his boy, Ozi Garcia was one of the ones that were murdered at ual. And those fuckers and the UAL school district thought they were gonna fucking suck Greg Abbot's cock and not do a goddamn thing. That's what they thought they were gonna do. They were gonna swing a little dick and tell these parents how it is.

Well, I got news for you. This is Texas motherfucker. This is Texas. And Brett Cross stood out there for 12 days, day and night, eight pissed and shit outside the fucking you Valley School District and said, You will suspend every one of these fucking officers. You will suspend every member of the ual police, police force, the UAL School police force.

You will suspend them and you will investigate this. So helping God, I will not leave until you do. And they did it after 12 days of looking at, at Brett Cross. Every day when they walked in the door, they did it. And the superintendent of schools resigned are, well, he didn't resign, he retired. But yeah, he's getting it done.

And just like the parents down at Jefferson High School, they're not waiting anymore. They know the police are gonna be fucking chicken shit. You have a shooting at a school where my grandkid is, you bet your ass. I would. If I gotta bust a fucking window to get in there, I'm getting in there and getting kids out.

I'm not waiting for these motherfuckers that gotta go home at the end of the day to make their decisions. Fuck that noise. These are my babies you're talking about. No. Mm-hmm. Welcome to Texas. That's how it works. You don't wanna do the job. I will. Anyways. Try for being No, no, no. Uh uh. Now everyone knows where the fire and the heat came from the beginning of the segment because, um, I think it's important not to just to people in Texas now, in Texas, they have a unique situation where they got a governor who is on the side of the gun and side of the profit of the gun, as opposed to the safety of the, the community of Texas.

And the, the other unique situation that they have is in less than a month, they have the opportunity to go have their voice heard. And today is the last day in Texas that you have to register to make your voice heard. So my, my bet is, is that you're gonna tell us you better go get registered, but you, you don't take for granted your registration that you think you have in Texas.

You better go check that son of a bitch today if you haven't already. Because they're gonna do everything they can to make sure that they win. And I mean, Republicans, Greg Abbott, did he, did he not show up at a debate last night? Does that, Is that, Do I get that right? Yeah, yeah. You know, he, he's, he's worthless.

He's fucking worthless. He is. I mean, he's a wimp. He's worthless. He's useless. He's, I mean, a bill as simple as, Hey, let's raise the age that, that, to buy a assault rifle to 21. Pretty simple. It's nothing big. Doesn't violate your rights. Doesn't do. You can do it all. To buy a beer. To buy a beer in the state of Texas, you must be 21 years old to buy a goddamn can of beer.

But you at 18 can go buy a fucking assault rifle. And they, and, and, and because again, they're sucking that fucking Russian spy NRA cock that dumps so much money in this state. That fucking piece of shit, Greg Abbott would not even pass that law, that, sorry, piece of shit. You know, we have a law that says you have to have a Class three license to have a fully automatic weapon.

They, they're fighting, making bu stocks fucking illegal. And you know what a BU stock is? Well, that's, it's spring loaded stock. It's a spring loaded stock that essentially turns your semio weapon into a fully automatic weapon if you just hold your fucking fingers still in that the recalled weapon hits the spring, kicks back forward and fires again and again, again and again.

Again. What was used in the, uh, Las Vegas shooting essentially where, Yeah, where they shot, where he shot 500 fucking people. You know, people forget the, the numbers on that. Mm-hmm.  500 people from a hotel room. What was he on the 10th or 12th floor? Blew out his window and shot. I mean, it was well over a hundred yards.

And because he had a bump stock on all his weapons. You can hear, listen to the audio on that and tell me that's a semi-automatic weapon. Tell me that you could fire that many rounds. You could squeeze your f your fucking finger would lock up from cramps, from trying to fire that a bump stock. All you have to do is hold your finger still.

That's it. And the gun will become a fully automatic weapon. You're modify, you're modifying your fucking weapon to make it fully automatic. That's what you're doing without a class three license, without the background checks, without everything else that goes with an ffl. And, and, and it's, it's, it's bullshit.

And Greg Abbo, Greg Abbott will not do a fucking thing use useful in this state. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's water, it's energy, guns, anything. He does nothing useful in this state. I mean, well wants, he wants to take your rights away. He wants to take your fucking rights away if it doesn't have to do with guns.

I mean, he can't, he can't even do the, the basic, the basic level of, of just being a human, which is even showing up to the funerals of the Aldi victims can't even, can't even show himself. Can't even show himself. He can't. I mean, you, you know, we, we, we briefly mentioned about the debate that love was last night.

He didn't show up, which again, totally in his wheelhouse of, of doing, but even when they had the previous debate with be. He didn't want anyone else there because he knew the people that were gonna show up were gonna be the people that were pissed that he didn't do anything about the energy grid. He didn't do anything about the guns, He didn't do anything about Aldi.

He hasn't done anything like the guy is completely incompetent from doing his job because he's paid so much by outside resources. But just the NRA or rusher, whoever might be this guy, doesn't care about anyone in Texas, does not give a flying fuck about anyone in Texas. And you've seen that through the whole time he's been governor.

Anytime there's a problem, he points and blames to someone else or points and distracts that, Oh, it's actually this thing. And then when it really comes down to the fucking do your job aspect of being a governor, he's like, Ah, I would, but, ah, you know what? I just won't be there. And the lack of empathy, the lack of just doing the, again, the basic level of being a human, which is showing empathy, which we know the Republican Party and Fox News and oh, and, and all these other fuckers don't have it at all.

It's just not something that they have. Or if they did have it, they're completely stripped away from it by being indoctrinated by right wing media that says, Don't care about these people. Only care about your first and second Amendment. And when those things are violated, then you better fucking get real mad.

But if there's anything else that's about, they don't give a shit. They don't give one flying fuck. And Greg Abbott, Ron DeSantis, anyone else? These are all. Symbols of that party and what they stand for. And what they stand for is nothing but themselves. And it's, it, it's it. I, I mean, yeah. Well, I'll tell you that, uh, Texas, Paul, I don't know if you know this, but, um, on Facebook we have this guy named Fake Gabe.

And, um, fake Gabe. He usually gets the wrath for me when he gets in the chat and he starts fucking talking shit. His MAGA shit. He's a, he's a Trump copy machine is what he is now fake. Gabe, I, I know that you like to get me riled up and make me, make me undress. You like Tim Ryan did JD Vance, but I don't know that you wanna fuck with Texas, Paul today.

I just don't think you want to, but you, but you think, you think it's a good idea to get in the chat and to fuck with Texas Paul, today. So I, I wanna, I wanna, uh, reassure you. Because he says here at Texas, Paul, he says, Paul is lying. Bump, bump sticks, man, I guess bump. Yeah, bump sticks do not work that way.

If they're sticks right, you know, bump sticks don't work that way. Right? But, but I think he means bump stocks and he's calling you a liar, just like Twitter did. And Gabe, Gabe, I don't know if you've been here the whole time, , but there's been a lot of heat. I don't know that you wanna really fucking Texas Paul this morning.

Again, it's probably not a good idea to call him a fucking liar when it comes to bump stocks, when you know it's the truth. When I, when I sit on the toilet and I take a shit and get up and walk away what's left in that fucking toilet and knows more about fucking guns than fucking fake Gabe does, let me tell you something.

A bunk stock is a spring loaded fucking stock that when you sit and hold your weapon, if you hold your finger fucking still, the recoil of the weapon pushes back against the spring, and the spring pushes it back forward. And because you're holding your fucking finger still, it fires the weapon again. So it essentially turns your weapon into a fully automatic weapon.

All you have to do is hold your fucking finger. Still you lying. Cut pace of shit. Fake game. I don't, I don't, I don't know if that's the reaction that you were looking for, um, but you, you certainly, you certainly got it here today. Cuz folks, I just want to reiterate that people are sick and tired of mm-hmm.

people like fake game, MAGA republicans, trump copy machines, just absolute fucking liars. Shrills for Fox News, OAN News Max and the rest of them, they're fucking lies. They're Republican n nra, Russian Spy lies is what they are. And, and, and when you shrill for it, you really are. Cause guys, Tim Ryan used a phrase last night and I tweeted out just a phrase, the exhausted majority, because I truly believe in this country people are sick and fucking tired of the Trumpism and the lies and the bullshit.

When people like fake gay know their fucking Ryan. They know they're fucking lying. They know they're bullshitting. They know they love to believe the lie just because it makes them feel all warm and cozy inside. Just like the guy with the bazooka who's a weak piece of shit, who has to have a bazooka strapped around his shoulder to go order a fucking a six inch Italian.

Okay. At Subway, it's the same fucking bullshit. And the country is sick and tired of the shit. They're tired of the shit saying you can't do anything. It's not thing do we have to take away people's rights. It's just what we have to do. Cause Christianity and God and Jesus and shit, and, and you know who's tired of their shit?

You know who's tired of this shit? Tim Ryan's tired of this shit. Goddamn. Cause I guarantee you, I watch that, you know, I'm Gen X. Okay. I grew up, I remember when Mortal Combat was released as a console video game, okay? I pumped a lot of quarters in that motherfucker and I spent all night last night screaming ity.

I'm telling you, Tim Ryan beat the fuck outta JD Vance. I mean, he took him and just held him by the head and said,

and over Vance was like all night, just bracing for what the fuck Tim Ryan was gonna say next. I mean, when Tim Ryan said, Trump told you to your face, You are here to kiss my ass. And you walked out and said, I love you, sir. I love you. I love you, sir. Yeah, yeah. I was like, I mean it. Oh my gosh. I mean, Tim, there is.

People follow strength. People follow strength. And last night they saw fucking weakness against real strength because Tim Ryan brought receipts. He didn't just come and talk shit and say, You're a pass. He said, Let me tell you why you're a pussy. You did this. And I've got video proof, motherfucker. I mean, it was beautiful.

It was beautiful. It, it was, it was the branding that the Democrats had been looking for for a long time. Mm-hmm.  and, and I think, I think more than anything, uh, Tim Ryan proved last night that, that that brand of, of liberalism, if you want to call it that, uh, him Federman Beto, um, Val Dings, she's really slinging the heat.

Oh yeah. She is really slinging the heat that the Democrats are not fucking around anymore. And they are the party that are gonna stand up for Americans. They're gonna stand up against fascism for Americans for their fucking rights. They're not gonna put up with this shit no more. No more oi elite shit anymore.

They don't give a fuck. It is time to take off the gloves and do this fight for democracy like we know how to do. And I believe that the exhausted majority. And I'm not just talking about people who, who, who, who are of the Democratic Party. I'm talking about people who consider themselves socialists, democratic socialists, liberals who consider themselves moderates, Democrats, Independents, Fucking Republicans are sick and fucking tired of the Republican party, telling them what they can believe, what they can't believe, what religion they have to be, who they can fucking love.

Who their fucking neighbors. Who their fucking, their brothers and their sisters and their community members can fucking love what their wife's sisters and their mothers, what medical procedures they can and cannot have. What privacy they can't have with their fucking doctors. They're fucking tired of it.

And it doesn't mean that they're giving up the exhausted majority does not mean they're giving up. It means we're sick and tired of your fucking shit and we're sending you fucking packing. Mm-hmm. . It's enough of the stuff. Enough of the bullshit. Enough of the Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boer, Tosey Gabbard, Tucker Carlson, Matt Ga, Jim Jordan, Ron DeSantis, Greg Abbott, Donald fucking Trump.

Bullshit. Enough of it. We're sick of it. And we're gonna send you packing and today Texas Paul, tell us about it cuz today is the last day in Texas to check your fucking registration. Now is the time if you're in Texas to ma, if you haven't already, go check that shit out and make sure of anyone who isn't registered to vote that and they want 'em.

Hear their, have their fucking voice heard. They need to go today. Today's the last. Yeah, today's not the last day. We're in the last few hours. It is noon here in the state of Texas. A lot of these offices close. You cannot mail it in. You can't do anything. You gotta take your ass down to the courthouse and get fucking registered.

You've gotta do it. You've got to be in line. Don't let them close the doors on you. The you had, most of these places will close down at four o'clock. They will, they'll close at four fucking o'clock. I guarantee you, on the last day, they will close down as early as humanly possible. If you let one gap appear in that line, they will shut those fucking doors and lock 'em.

I guarantee you, you get your ass down and get registered today. I and I will tell you this, lose your fucking job. If your job will not let you walk the fuck off to go vote, lose your fucking job. Because fascism, believe me, you do not want to live under fascism. You don't believe me. Go take a look at fucking hungry.

Go take a look at where they're fucking murdering people in the goddamn streets. You've got these patrols that run around in fucking hungry and they pull people out of their houses because they suspect them of being gay and they fucking murder them. You know how I . I don't know what you don't understand, but this election is the most important election you have ever had in your lifetime because the Republicans are telling you to your fucking face, democracy is over.

If they win, they're gonna hand it to the legislatures, which means democracy is over. That means whoever's in power now will always declare themselves the winner. And that's it. That's fucking it. The blue states will be blue, the red states will be red, and that is it. And we will. And let me tell you what I tell.

I told a pastor this to his face the other day. My daughters, my wife, my grandchildren are not going to lose the rights that my mother and grandmother fought to get them. And it isn't a question of whether it's gonna happen because we're gonna keep those rights. We're gonna keep our democracy. The question is, how bad do I make it for fucking you before you get the get this through your thick fucking skull?

And he said, Are you threatening me? I said, No. I'm promising you. You try to take my democracy. Here you come and my kid and motherfucker, it will be the worst and last day of your fucking life. That's the way it is. We do not. This is not an argument. We are keeping our fucking democracy. We are keeping our rights.

I am not handing over my children my grandchildren's rights because some fucking cock sucker, like Greg Abbott, who knows Fuck All About being a doctor, has never worked in an emergency room a day in his life. No shit about a DNC or a d and e wants to listen to some freak fucking pastor who's not even a real goddamn Christian.

He's a fucking car artist and they're gonna take rights away from Mike. No, you are not. No, you are not. Motherfucker. The only debate we're having is how bad do I have to make life for fucking you before you get it through your head? That's it. That's the debate we're having. Antifa then. Antifa now and Antifa forever.

Motherfucker. Antifa for fucking ever. I am not putting up a fascism. And Texas Paul is not either Texas. Paul Tuesdays are always fun, but today, holy shit. Today was fi. I, I, I'm, I'm gonna challenge you next week. Can we get, can we get more hotter than we are today? I don't know. I don't know if we were or not.

You know, Texas, Paul joins us every Tuesday. And what you should do, because Texas, Paul, you do several shows on your YouTube channel, and you should go see the heat over there. Um, everyone in the audience right now who is listening to my voice, go over to Texas, Paul, Texas. Paul, tell us where they can find you to go, go watch the shows and tell us about the shows that you do every week Wednesday, we, Wednesday nights at, uh, at, uh, eight o'clock or nine o'clock central you will be getting, or pardon me, eight o'clock central.

You'll be getting t me and Tennessee Brando get together and do a show where we talk about these issues. Brando's talking about the hijacking of Christianity. Uh, we're gonna have a good show tomorrow, and then every Sunday you can come have coffee with me. Sunday, Sunday Coffee with Texas. Paul, I sit down at nine o'clock in the morning because let's face it, the, the, the media news shows that are out there are crap.

They're, they're complete crap. They don't talk about real issues. They don't talk about what's really going on or really affects your life. So come have coffee with me and we'll talk about it. I appreciate you guys. And I apologize if I cross line. Not apologize. Don't apologize. The heat, we want the heat.

We love the heat here on Deton Michael's podcast. We do not wanna let up. We do not wanna relent. We actually wanna make sure we spank fascism ass like Tim Ryan did JD Vance last night. And that is beautiful that we should go forward with because it is enough of this shit because like you said, this is the most important election of our democracy's lifetime.

The one that is right in front of us. Mm-hmm.  less than four weeks away right now. And if you're in Texas, you got less than four hours in some places to make sure you check your registration. It is vitally important that you do that so that you add the opportunity to vote out fascism and vote for BET O'Rourke and all the way down the.

For Democrats and pro-democracy candidates in Texas. It is super important cuz like we said, Antifa, then Antifa now and Antifa forever bitch. And today's the deadline in Florida too. Today's the deadline in Florida. Well, I don't care what state you're in, I don't care what county you're in, what district you're in, I don't give a shit.

Go check your registration today. Just pretend today is the last day everywhere and go check your registration. But don't just do that. Don't just stop there. Make sure your friends, your family, check the registration. Mm-hmm. , if they're not registered, get encourage them. Get fucking, give them a ride, buy a bus ticket.

Pay for an Uber to get them down to an election office and register to vote because our democracy's life depends on it. This is the most important election in Texas, Paul. As soon as this one's over, as soon as this election's over and it's counted and Democrats have piled mountains and mountains and mountains on top of these fucking fascists, the next election will be the most important election.

Our democracy's lifetime. We cannot rele, we cannot stop fighting. They, they are not gonna crawl back underneath their rocks anytime soon. They are out. They are proud and they are, They are ready. They are ready to take over our democracy and kill it. So we have, we have to stand and protect it. And how you do?

It's to lean into democracy Texas. Paul, as always, thanks for joining us, my friend. I can't wait. I can't wait for your show tomorrow. I'll be watching. I love you Gabe, you and love you man. Brando, everyone. Follow Texas. Paul on YouTube. Don't forget to watch Wednesday t and t, him and Texas Brando, and also Sunday.

Go get some coffee with Texas. Paul, Texas. Paul with the heat today. Everyone stick around. What's that? Texas. Paul, you got something? Tony and Gabe, best podcast available right now. Bar none. You guys are killing it. Love. Love you guys. Thank you. Let me, let me tell you something. When, when you're on it is the hottest podcast.

Mm-hmm.  on the fucking internet ever in the history of ever, ever. So everyone again, go follow Texas Paul on YouTube, go watch Sunday Coffee and tomorrow t and t with him and Tennessee Brando and everyone stick around. Don't go anywhere. I'm gonna show you these Tim Ryan clips right after this break. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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the guests bond, what we should call that steak. Jesus Fuck Christ, you talking about the heat Texas Call breeze. Holy fuck. I know he is fired up for democracy and he's fired up Gabe. Because it is a situation where Democrats should be fired up, especially after last night cuz if you're not fired up after watching, um, Tim Ryan absolutely demolish.

JD Vance on stage. Mm-hmm.  and have that fucking fraud, that phony. That is JD Vance. Oh, it's beautiful. What I mean, fantastic. We really, we really have come to the fork in the road where democrats, the party itself, the people that are running for office have to decide, do we go, you know, the normal route, which is we, you know, kind of play game and be like, Oh, okay, well, you know, we're better.

We won't actually do that. Or do we say, Fuck that man, We're tired of these things. We're tired of our rights getting taken away. We're tired of our voice being, you know, a suppressed, we're tired of, of people being oppressed. We're tired of people being political paws at the end of the day, you know, the Democratic party and those in it that are running, especially those who are voting and have a voice.

You know, as these, as the midterm elections come up, your voice matters now more than ever. And now we're beginning to see a different side of their Democratic party by just calling this shit out. Mm-hmm.  by saying what's on our mind. Cause it's almost like they've been listening to the show or something.

I'm just saying. I don't know. But you know, it, it, for too long, the Democratic Party and those who are running have been kind of, Well, we're gonna take it kind of easy and won't say anything to offend anyone and we'll do this. We won't do that. Now. There's like, fuck it man. There's too much at risk. Right.

There's too much at stake that we can't, we can't not say something. We have to say something. We have to speak up, we have to protest, we have to show. , you know, I mean, you've got people, you've got merchant, uh, and, and uh, and and, and furry and whatever else who, all the other, you've got Cash Patel, all these other people that are showing up to these, these Trump rallies over the weekend that are basically saying, We're gonna show up in numbers.

We're gonna do this, we're gonna do that. So it's like, not only are these people trying to use, you know, intimidation factors, but you also need to show, or you also need to see that these people are, are also showing up. These people are going to show up in person in vote. So you need to make sure that, you know, we say it again, you gotta have the buddy system, but you gotta make sure that you bring your friend and their friend brings their friend and their friend brings their friend so that you guys are carpooling.

Make it easy, coordinate, schedule, whatever you need to do. Cuz at the end of the day, if you see these dumb motherfuckers who are out there talking about President, uh, Biden is, is not actually who he says he is. And, and, and president. We're in a mask and all kinds of weird shit and all this fucking weird shit where you're like, What?

What world, what planet, what timeline are we living in right now? Hell is this shit. When you have to stop and say what the fuck is going on? And you realize what they're trying to do and taking away these rights from us, then you have to say, Yeah, no, what we need to get people, we need to get a fucking buddy system.

We need to show up because if they're gonna show up and these dumb motherfuckers are gonna elect other dumb motherfuckers like Marjo, Taylor Green, Lauren Bobert, Herschel Walker, all these people, then you have to realize that you need to outnumber them by showing up. You. The Republican party's gonna show up to intimidate.

They're gonna bring their militia, they're gonna call the cops. They're gonna do whatever they can to make sure that Democrats don't vote, that you don't show up, that people of color don't show up and let their voice be heard. That is what the Republican party wants to do. And so you need to show up, vote fucking cast your ballot and make sure that these people, these racist, bigoted, transphobic, homophobic Russian assets don't actually get their position in power.

They don't actually get to hold office because if they do, if these fascist people get to show up and they get to hold office, then the rights that you hold so dear right now won't be there by the next election. They won't be around for you to actually speak up and say something. And that is what we're fighting for.

Never fails the Trump copy machine in the chat. He says, What? Rat? Like the won Texas Paul lost when he was lying. I don't know what you're talking about. I think you're talking about, I think you're talking about the right to a bump stack or a bump stick, dude, honestly, or whatever. There literally like there's here.

You know what I'm gonna, I'm gonna, here's a link, I'm gonna put it in a fucking chat here. And when you have a moment, when you've learned how to read fake Gabe, when you, when you've understood what cop, Well actually not cuz, how do you understand if you kind of comprehend, Comprehend, Look, Hire yourself a tutor.

Find someone on Craigslist, I don't give a fuck, go to fucking do lingo to help understand what English is. I don't give a fuck. But you need to get yourself, go to a fucking neighbor and say, Do you know what this means? Do you, can you help me read this? Because here's the thing, what he said is true. What he called out was true.

If you don't believe it, then go fucking Google Duck do go whatever the fuck you wanna do. Go look what is a boom stock. You'll even see, I put in the article here from, From The New York Times that talks about the Las Vegas shooting that he was about. Well, I mean, Gabe vacate doesn't even understand that his orange deity, his mo mango, Jesus actually federally ban bump stocks after that shooting because there was almost no way around it because it's just what it is.

It's laid bare and really honestly fake. Gabe, I hope you keep coming because really the, the comments I, I mean, I hope you change your comments because you're really, it really is pathetic that you said for these guys. It almost makes me think that you're, you're like a sock puppet account for Tulsa Gabbard at this point.

That's what it makes me think. The one thing I saw in these comments, and I have to go back and find it, but fake, Gabe made a comment when, when Texas Paul was.

You know, very emotionally hit by the shootings. Right. Talking about these shootings began to tear up very fucking angry at this system that is broken in Texas, and the lack of leadership and representation that, that, that, uh, Governor Abbott has for Texans. The lack of empathy, basic human understanding, just to care for another fucking human, especially those who have been lost in, in a mass shooting.

In the comments fake, Gabe decided to attack Texas Paul for being e uh, unstable, mentally unstable. And I just wanna call that out because I didn't want to interrupt Texas. Paul, he was talking, and I also wanted to take it a little bit easy and have mercy on fake Gabe, because I know if he fucking saw that shit, dude lights out.

Yeah. What I will say is that when you come into this chat and you say, dumb shit, that's fine. Right? You say dumb shit, dumb fucking rhetoric stuff that isn't backed up. You claim local elections allow non-resident aliens, immigrants to vote, and then out with the fucking link, you provided the opposite.

Exactly. That it was fucking bann was struck down. You're such a fucking idiot. But when you attack someone on a personal level, because I know that when the facts, when the facts are laid out and you actually don't have them, the go to thing to say is, I'm gonna attack this person personally on a personal level.

So when somebody.

Is hit emotionally with something that is so close to home, especially in Texas, and you decide to say, Well, this guy was crying. This guy was angry. He's emotionally and mentally unstable. You can go fuck yourself fake Gabe because you do not have the right to then call out someone who is, is trying to express themselves for the events that took place locally within Texas, something that he cares about and you decide, Well, the only way I actually know how to strike this guy down is by saying he's mentally unstable.

You can go fuck yourself. Because here's the thing, at the end of the day, you're nothing but a fucking cook. You stand there typing behind your keyboard. I've invited you on the show before. You won't fucking show up. You've got this fake ass beach photo at at dusk. Fucking photo over here. I don't know what the fuck's going on there.

Fake game. I Google image that, that, that. But I can tell you for a fact. That even when I've invited you, I've said, Hey, man, fucking come on. Yeah. Fuck. Woo, Show up. Shut up, or show up is the end of the day. You won't fucking do it. I'll send you these trolls. The same send you, I will send you the link. Link right fucking now for you to show your fucking face and say the things that you've said.

The race is bigoted, hateful things that you've said on this show in your comments, fucking behind a little keyboard. I fucking dare you right now, . I fucking dare if you do it. I'll pay you 50 bucks to show up with your fucking face on the show. I fucking dare you . But you won't do it. No, he won't because he, he doesn't, he doesn't even understand common, common sense in government.

He has no clue. Here's what he says. He says, Sign it. Tony has been under Democrat rule for 47 years. What in the fuck does that have to do with what the fuck ha is happening in Texas? Why? What the fuck do you do? You think the, the government in San Antonio has any control over the gun laws in Texas? You are a dumb son of a bitch.

You are a stupid fuck. You just don't understand that the simple, the simple mechanisms of government and why it's important to have people who are protecting communities, not just in the federal government, not just in the state government, and not just in the local government, but all the governments that are protecting communities.

Because if you don't, if you have people who are not protecting communi,  in one of those governments, shit happens. It fucking fails. And by the way, by the way, same thing goes for Chicago. They always do this, Gabe. They do. You're from Chicago. Yeah. Chicago had some of the most strict gun laws. Yeah. The the problem is they can just drive to Missouri, which isn't very far, and they can get as many guns they want.

They drive to Indiana, they get as many guns as they want, and they drive back. The same reason why people in the state of Illinois drive to Indiana to go fi buy fucking fireworks. Right? When I was a kid, that's same thing. Missouri, same thing in Missouri. Missouri has, Missouri has almost no laws when it comes to fireworks.

Almost none. Especially if it's a permanent firework stand there. If you go to the Missouri, Illinois border, there are fucking firework stands all over the highways. Out in the middle of nowhere. You're like, Why in the fuck is there a big ass building with a shitload of fireworks in it? Because that's, it's right next to the fucking Illinois fireworks.

And then go back. That's what happens. The one thing I just wanna bring up is, uh, you know, Texas Paul's in the chat, so I'm glad that he's still here. And I just wanna point out for fucking fake, Gabe and anyone else, he wants to attack someone personally for sharing how they feel about something that is so close to home Texas.

Paul shares right here. He played football at Jefferson High School. So this is not just a fucking news clip. It is his community. This is his people. So fuck fake. For trying to speak out and represent those people from his community, especially those who are victims. So I I, we can move on, but I just wanted to call fake Gabe for this because I saw it in the chat earlier and I was not gonna stand for that bullshit and I just wanted to call attention to it because I see this shit every day and fake Gabe, like I said, you could say all the dumb fucking shit you want, but once you start attacking someone personally and trying to dismiss and, and say, Oh, well this isn't that, and they're trying to belittle someone's argument, fuck you.

Right. Especially when it comes to something like this. Right. Well, and, and again, uh, Texas, Paul is, he just doesn't come here on Tuesday. Texas Paul is here almost every day. He may be lurking around in the chat, but he's here, he's listening and he's getting fired up and he's getting people fired up there for democracy.

And that's why, that's why we love Texas Ball here. Um, because of his fire for democracy and his passion to make sure to save it. Because again, like we said earlier, Antifa, then Antifa now and Antifa forever. Mm-hmm. , we are against fascism and it ain't no group. There's no cookie sales. We don't get together on Thursdays.

We just are bitch, we are anti fascist and we will not put up with the shit and we will lean into it. And, and, and Gabe, I gotta tell you, I really wanna get to the shit list right up here. Yeah. And the reason why is because I gotta show you these clips from Tim Reins or everyone hold tight. We're gonna go to the shit list, Roundup, bringing round up all the Tweety tweets and trend trends, but I'm gonna show you these clips from Tim Ryan.

Hang on, let's start the countdown,

the shit list to the show. You have reached this shit list round up above, round of all the Tweety tweets and trendy drones. Let's just get right into it. Gabe? Mm-hmm. . Now, oh boy. This is, this is a clip, but this is Tim Ryan and it has the actual clips that he's talking about as he's eviscerating JD Vance, and I hope the volume is, Yeah, I think we're good on the volume.

Mm-hmm. , listen, this is, this is fantastic. Let's watch just a few weeks ago in, in Youngstown on the stage, uh, Donald Trump said to JD Vance, all you do is kiss my ass to get my.

After Trump took JD Vance's dignity from him on the stage in Youngstown, JD Vance got back up on stage and said, Start shaking his hand, take a picture saying, Hey, aren't we having a great time here tonight?

I don't know anybody I grew up with. I don't know anybody I went to high school with that would allow somebody to take their dignity like that and then get back up on stage just to, Oh, you know, Fake Gave is always wanting me to play the whole damn clip. Oh my God. There's, there's the clip with the receipts.

Mm-hmm. . Um, and to show that Tim Ryan was absolutely correct. He quoted it exactly correctly and he showed, he showed Ohio that, Hey, this guy is a lion ska shit. He's a fraud. He's a phony. And not only that, he's Trump's little bitch. Yep. He's Trump's little bitch and he'll do anything for America's Hitler as JD Vance.

He said it America's Hitler. Yeah. It's, uh, I mean, fuck, You know it. Yeah. I mean, to call him in a, with, I think it was a friend or former roommate, I forget what the deal was, but JD Vance says, Oh yeah, you know, he's, he's America's Hitler. Right. You know, like just, he's like, not as bad as Nixon, I think is what he said.

Also in that little message. But you've got someone who literally to your face says, This guy kissed my ass. I didn't really know who JD was before. He didn't really like me, but then once he met me, he loved me. Right. That's what Trump said at the Youngstown, Ohio rally. Right. And then you've got fucking Tim Ryan on there.

He's like, Look, man, everything I'm saying right now is, is, is true. There are receipts. And then of course, the internet in all it's glory. I think it was Asen or someone else just was like, All right, let's cut these clips together. There was, as it was asen that put that together. That's, that's like the best campaign.

A like, you, like, Oh yeah. Tim Ryan could just take ASINs work and just start airing it on television in Ohio and just at the end say, I'm Tim Ryan and I did that. , Right. Yeah. . I, I did that. And I'm Tim Ryan and I, I did not just, I approve this message. I I did that shit. I mean, that would be, You should, you know what they should do?

They should pay for ads. Mm-hmm.  for JD Vance. They should pay for, for vote for JD Vance if you, and then play these things and then be like, Don't vote for JD Vance . This, this ad was paid for a committee by Tim Ryan for JD Vance. Um, but yeah, I mean this whole debate is amazing. Oh, it's great cuz here's another example of him absolutely burning.

JD Vance's house. Now I'm, I'm confused because JD Vance, I thought it was JD Mandel. Remember this there? That's the black crazy part about this all. It wasn't just JD Mandel, it was Js. Right? Mandel, That's right. And then JD Mandel. So yeah, there's a couple, you know his name nickname out there, Alternative.

That's how pathetic. Yeah, that's how pathetic it is. He doesn't know. Here's the thing, if you watch any of the debates that Trump does, nine times out of 10, Trump does not know who the person that he is talking about. Right. When Dr. Oz was, he was stumping for Dr. Oz, he was like that guy, that guy, he could not remember who he was.

And then again, you've got JD Vance over here. I'm surprised to even remember who his name or what his name was, other than the fact he's like, Oh yeah, that's the guy that kissed my ass that didn't like me. But now he does like me. Okay, great. Because there was another guy in the race, Josh Mandel Uhhuh. So he got the two Ks coming.

I mean, both terrible people, but yeah, he, he made his own, He morphed into a JP JD Mandel combo. Right. Which well here is, here is Tim Ryan absolutely destroying JD Vance over his Trump like fraudulent charity. Like, it, it's, it's embarrassing. It's mm-hmm.  that JD Vance would even attempt to do this, but he did, and Tim Ryan does not hold back when calling him out on it.

This is fantastic. Here, please get injured. During the insurrection when they tried to overthrow the government, beat 'em upside, head with lead pipes, spray 'em with pepper spray. The one video we saw, the cop got jammed into the, the door. Right. JD Vance raised money for the legal defense fund of the Insurrectionists.

This is the kind of extremism JD that, Wait, wait, wait. There's so many moments here. There's so many moments here. I'm getting them confused. , this is the moment I, I'm getting them confused. Okay. And, and I apologize, but there's just, there's so many clips of the Tim Ryan, JD Vance debate. Yeah. Where Tim Ryan is absolutely setting him on fire and JD Vance just stands there and takes it.

He's like, um, right. Well, what else is he gonna do? Right? Um, he's a, And I would imagine that JD Vance absolutely doesn't appear in a room with Tim Ryan ever again. Like, ever again. He will not appear in a room with him just because of what happened last night. And JD Vance lost this race because of last night.

But this is the clip  where he is talking about how JD Vance actually doesn't back the blue. He's a, he's a treasonous piece of shit. Who wants to pay for insurrectionist uh, legal fees? Let's watch. We wholly reject. You have video posts. Don't even try to deny it. We got, we got your, we got your Twitter post and everything else.

Everybody's seen it. He said, Help these guys with their legal defense fund. Now you can, you imagine one guy saying outta one side of his mouth, he's procop and outta the other side of his mouth, he's raising money for the insurrectionists who were beating up the capital police. The one guy he tried to raise money for got four years in prison, Please get injured.

Ouch. O just, Katie Vance doesn't even, doesn't even, he doesn't even try to refute. He's like, Fuck. Uh, Well, uh, like you would think that if you're gonna run as a Republican, I mean a lot of the Republicans that we know of that have, that are in office or do run, they typically Oh wow. Wow. And they try to cause a lot of noise.

So you can actually get a full clear clip of this accusation. , in fact being thrown at them. But JD Van's just like, Yep. I'll let you say exactly what you wanna say. I won't try to interrupt you. I won't try to really do any sort of rebuttal. I'll just let you say what you gotta say and, uh, hopefully that doesn't come against me.

Right. And that's, I wanna, I wanna see if I can find the, um, the clip here than I was thinking of. Yeah. About where he's, Is it the one where he sets up the fake fund? Yeah. He sets, or the, the non-profit all Yeah. Well, for, for opioids. Yeah. Yeah. That was, And then he took the pharma money. Yeah. Uh, well he, it points, uh, pharma, Let me see if I can find, There's again, there's just so many clips in the, I saw, I think I saw that clip this morning.

I know which one you're talking about. The as kisser one is probably the most popular right now because it makes, um, JD Vance look like such a fucking k um, and they are, they're all Alpha Ks. Right, Right. That's, that's what fake Gabe's doing in the chat. Every fucking date is he's alpha cing for these fucking fascist mm-hmm.

Um, and it's really pathetic, but that's just, that's just what happens when you have Republicans, uh, trying to win elections. That's the insurrection is Oh, I got it. You got it. Okay. Yeah. But send me over that, cuz I know the audience is gonna wanna watch this one because this just shows you what kind of a Trump fraud that JD Vance actually.

Yeah. Um, because that's the truth here. That's why, uh, JD Vans and Donald Trump get along so well. I mean Right. Other than being America's Hitler. Well, but they, they love it takes a fraud to know a fraud. Right. But, but they love all, they love their fraudulent charities. Mm-hmm. , They love 'em. Let's listen, you know what I haven't done, I didn't start a fake nonprofit pretending like I was gonna help people with addiction.

Okay, I get it. I, I'm gonna rewind because that  just where the starting point where he starts, Listen, we have never, we have never in my, in my lifetime, I haven't seen a debate like this where a Democrat Abso fatality fi Shem, um, I have not seen Texas. Paul says fatality in the chant. So he's hearkening back to the Mortal Con, Get over here, Fi Shem.

Um, I am not watched a Democrat take out what seems to be the sharpest knives that mm-hmm. , that Democrats can find and absolutely slice and dice a Republican like Tim Ryan did last night. Now again, this is a masterclass into how to handle these fascist fuck. Is because you can't relent, you can't be scared.

You just have to start just like he does right here. I keep saying, You know what I didn't do. Yeah. You know what? I didn't do You Fuck you fucking piece of shit. You know what I didn't do? You know how I'm not a terrible human being? I'm not a trash human, right? Oh, you wanna see the bar of decency? I'll show it to you because he doesn't reach it.

Watch this. This is hilarious. You know what? I haven't done . I didn't start a fake nonprofit pretending like I was gonna help people with addiction like JD Vance did. Literally started a nonprofit and didn't spend one nickel on anybody. In fact, he brought in somebody from Purdue Pharma to be the spokesperson for the nonprofit, the same drug company, Big pharma, the big drug company that had all the pill mills going, got everybody addicted.

1 million people died. Jd, 1 million people died, and you started a nonprofit to try to take advantage of people in Ohio. And you know what? All you did with it was launch your political career. His campaign manager worked for that nonprofit. He ran a poll to check his own standing from that nonprofit. I'm not gonna take a backseat to you or anybody else on fentanyl drugs or immigration or anything else.

Somebody that listen anytime, anything like, well, he's like, No, you wait till I'm fucking done. You, you shut your fucking mouth and wait till I'm done. You little ent child. Like that is how he treated him. And it really was every moment of these just like fucking fatality, fatality, fatality. Finish him. You know, it is those moments that are who, who would pay a lot of money to watch Tim Ryan beat Donald Trump?

Holy fuck. Yeah, I would dude, I bet, I bet we could get rid of the national debt. I bet we get rid of the national debt ticket sales. Watching Tim Ryan absolutely destroyed ever . That would be the only time Donald Trump could ever get a big fucking crowd. Which by the way, he was bragging about at the, at the rallies this weekend on, I think it was in Nevada and Min Nevada.

He said that little classic crowd, he was bragging about it. He, well, no, no. He was bragging at the biggest crowd that he's ever had was on January 6th. Double down on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's all the same. Fuck. And the thing that reminds me so much about, um, JD Vance, creating a fake, uh, nonprofit or fake organization to help people in the opioid crisis is the same way that I look at Donald Trump who said, and I'm almost positive this is what he said by, you know, quote, uh, here's this election defense fund.

Right? The, the Save America Pack is what he had, or is what money would go to. I will use this money. He fundraised off of the Georgia runoff election. He said, Send me money. Send me money. Send me money. I will back this runoff election to make sure that the Republicans actually win. Donald Trump did not spend one fucking penny on that runoff.

He actually, he actually torched that runoff because he showed up. Right. And he kept telling people, Oh, the machines are rigged. They're rigged against him. People like, we're not gonna vote. Even Lynn Wood was like, Don't show up, don't vote. And I'm like, All right, fine. Listen to the guy, I'll, Yeah, sure, let's do that.

Hand it, hand it to the Democrats. But it's the same. It's the same type of shit. So when you said earlier like, Oh, you know, JD VAs and Trump are both within the same party of fraud? Oh, 100%. Oh yeah. Start an organization, raise money. Don't spend the money on the thing that you claim. Do the, You're going to the opposite of what you say.

You're gonna Exactly. Pay your pay your own bills. Do something else. Right. Well, I mean, you know, they got a lot of legal bills. They got a lot of lawyers. A lot of attorneys are gonna need 'em. Speaking of attorneys, did you hear that one of Donald Trump's attorneys went to Washington  and had to test testify in front of Federal Authority?

Did you hear about Bob? Did you hear about Bob Ski? Oh, Christina, Bob for apples. Christina , What did you call Bob for apples. I just feel like every time she doing it, we're on fire Today. We are. I just feel like every time she shows up, she's just dunking herself. Like she's dunking on herself by saying something and then immediately having the opposite, being the truth or like, what's going on?

Right? She was like, I didn't sign those papers. I was never really part of the Trump defense team that was doing after these classified documents. And it's like, Oh look guys, I need to go back to my old Rsb n newscaster newscaster days, and I'm gonna only show up to get interviews for the pre-show at these fucking Nazi rallies for Trump.

And then you find out, Yeah, she was in, she's fucking dealing with this back because she was the one who signed these documents. She was well and was like, Yeah, these, uh, we gave you everything. You have everything. Don't worry about it. So let's, so let's go back, Let's wind back a minute because another attorney wrote that memo mm-hmm.

And they wrote it and knew it was full of lies and wouldn't sign it. Right. They wouldn't sign it. To authorize to, to, to authenticate that memo that all the documents that Donald Trump had stolen from the United States government, that stole from us. Had been returned is basically what the letter said.

It was certifying through his attorney that all the shit that you guys wanted, you got, Which they still don't have all the shit. Yeah. We know that from nara now they're still missing shit. Mm-hmm. , they still know shit was stolen and he hasn't returned it. Yeah. Now Christina, Bob was coerced, I believe, in deciding this fucking thing.

Oh yeah. And that's why her dumb ass is in huge fucking trouble here. Listen to me when I tell you this, Christina, Bob is going to get sentenced to either probation or prison. Listen to me when I tell you this. She's gonna get, she's gonna be charged and she will go before magistrate to be sentenced. It is a thing that is gonna happen.

She knows it. Her attorneys know it. She's fucked. That's why she's in Washington cooperating Now, Mueller, she wrote, has a tweet here and says, If I say quote Christina Baba's cooperating with with the feds, I'd like you to note that the word hero  does not appear in that sentence. Please stop it. Easy People of calling others heroes for simply reporting the news.

Uh, why do people find it necessary to assign feelings to facts? Yeah. Fuck your, fuck your fucking feelings. Yeah, because these facts are not gonna go away. Fake, Gabe, these facts are not gonna go away. They're gonna haunt the fucking Cheeto dust mob for a long time. And my belief is, my belief is, is that Christina Bob going and testifying against Donald Trump mm-hmm.

in this way. While while she is on r Sbn sipping for him at rallies. This is fucking weird as shit, Gabe. This is the weirdest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. She literally has to go to Washington DC to save her fucking life. Yeah. To save her life, or mean locked away in a prison for a long time.

Because not only is she gonna lose her law license, not only is she gonna lose her reputation, she is cr she is criminally liable here for what the fuck she did. And she knows it. She knows it. She's not a dumb fucking person. This is the same motherfucker that helped write the memo. Of the Cheeto dust, kangaroo coup, the John Eastman memo.

Right. To try to overturn our fucking election. She's not innocent. She's not, She's No. Here's thing Christina can though get fucked, as far as I'm concerned. Oh, 100%. And I know, I know Kalin also agrees in the chat. I mean, well ca she's been agreeing with this for a long time. Oh yeah. She's out a long time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But here's the thing, Christina, Bob for apples, she's not a new person. Right. She's not a new person of interest. She didn't just show up and be like, I signed these documents, and then that was it. She's been here from the fucking get go, man. She's there when, you know she's there in the war room.

Right. She was there with Eastman, that whole fucking co crew. Okay. Everyone was there. She was fucking passing out drinks, figuring out how we can fucking throw this coup and get it over with. Right. And, and it's just, she is not innocent. She's, she cannot play this. Oh, well, I was just, I just signed the document and they forced me do, I don't fucking care.

You fucking dumb as fuck if you sign that document. Because here's the thing, you're a lo lawyer who put your name down and said, Yeah, I testified. To saying that this is all true. I I, I 100% tell you the truth right now with my signature and this date, that everything that we have given you is it. I swear.

That's it. And then she's, Of course, it's like, why would, why would the FBI wanna put you in the same fucking room when you were part of the, when you were part of this cool crew? Right. You planning this shit, you're over here to, Well, they didn't let me in and, and you know, and I don't think that's right.

Well, dude, you're fucking guilty as fuck. Well, the other thing, you know now against it. Well, the other thing we know now is that the son of a bitch had five pallets full of documents. And part of those documents were in this effort to cover up and obstruct any kind of investigation that would happen around January 6th.

And their attempt to overthrow the coup here is, if you don't know who Christina Bob is, I think this is one of the better clips where she's sitting in front of a green screen. I don't know, it makes it look like she at those beach, Look at palm trees. Yeah. Right. I don't know. I don't know. But this is on Trader TV News Network.

Real America's voice. I, Is she on real America's voice or does she Semp on rsb? I can't remember. She, I can't remember what's, She's her tv. She's got RSB is where she's got the mic asking everyone dumb questions. I gotcha. This is, she's, she just does a media tour. Oh, right wing fasc. Tv. Gotcha. Trader tv, Christina, Bobs ski, or as you call or Bob's for apples.

Yeah, let's watch this little clip here. It's, it's kind of funny. I think the folks in New York, President Trump and his family probably had a better view than I did because they had the cctv, but they were able to watch, I, you know, I was stuck in the parking lot there to, you know, collect paper and answer questions.

Yeah. Uh, but they were actually able to see the whole thing, so they, they actually have a better idea of what took place inside. Listen, when you, when you do criminal shit, the last thing you really should do, like John Gotti didn't go on fucking on a TV news network. It's like, well, you know, I may know where bodies are at, but that's because, that's because I kind of am involved, but I really wasn't there.

Right. Like, I was outside in the parking lot, barking orders and other people were doing the killing. That's what it's Well, I was, I was, I was at a distance, so I can't tell you who the people were, but I can, I mean, they were there. They, Yeah, The last time I saw him was there, there before they broke his legs.

Oh my God. Look, here's the thing, she is in Incre. I don't know, I have not ever looked up where she got her degree. Maybe it was Trump University, not sure, but it would totally track Christina Bob for Apples is, I'm gonna keep saying the name because I just can't get outta my head now. But she is someone who.

Wants to claim that she's not, that she's not at all guilty, Right. She's like, Well, they didn't let me in the room, so I don't know what they did. They might have just thrown some evidence somewhere, Which, by the way, Trump is now claiming all of that shit is mine, mine, mine, mine. Well, but they planted it all, but they planted it.

Right? So they planted what was mine. So they, so my stuff was with the government and then the government took my stuff that I didn't actually have on me and then put it in my office and they planted it. It doesn't make any sense. It's really, they are tripping over their own lies. Well, here's, here's, here's a clip from a while back of Christina Bob doing just exactly what you're saying, trying to figure out on live television, they're workshopping with Laura Ingham, what their story's gonna be.

This is why she has ended up in the position where she's had to go and be interviewed by the feds. Let's Awesome some, Okay. So Christina, just so I'm clear about this, I wanna be really clear. Is it your understanding that there were not documents related to our nuclear capabilities or nuclear issues that had national security implications in the president's possession?

When the. Showed up at Mar Lago. Okay. Any real attorney? Any real attorney mm-hmm. , who has had, has fucking worked in the law at all. Even me, who has never been an attorney, who has never wanted to be an attorney, knows this question right here is a question that you say, I'm gonna have to ask my attorney to answer that question.

That's a question that I can't answer at this point. Right? And, and the reason why is because when she answers this question live on television, the authorities are watching. Yeah. They're watching the answer to this question because they wanna know what she's gonna say on live television. And the answer should always be to this question, no matter who you are, especially if you have seen or not seen or suspect that these kind of documents live in a place that they do not belong, and it may be criminal where they're at, you do not fucking even appear.

Yeah. To answer this question, don't refer to an attorney even if you are one. It really is fucking weird. But watch what's happen. Watch how she responds. It's fucking crazy. That's correct. I, I don't believe they were. And if they thought they were, Well, do you know for a fact, do you know for a fact they were, Have you spoken to the president about it?

Uh, I have not specifically spoken to the president about what nuclear, uh, uh, materials may or may not have been in there. I do not believe there were any in there. The legal team had done a very thorough search and had turned over. We'd been very cooperative with, uh, the Biden. Yeah. See, Shut the dude.

Shut, shut. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Look, Christina, Bob to know how dumb she is, is obviously we've shown these, these videos. I mean, here's a photo of her inside the, uh, the, the Willard hotel room, right? Is the, this is the war room meeting that's happening. You have, not only that, but you've got, there's another photo with other people as well.

But what people need to think about here is if you're gonna hang out with the co crew right now, and you're gonna try and overthrow the government, don't document it. Do not take photos, videos, or anything else on electronic device that someone could then come back and say, Hey, so we know you were here and, uh, you were part of this group and you also participate in XY z in the same way that I would say when Christina Bob goes onto a TV show and says, Shit, do not talk.

That's like number one thing Any lawyer will tell you, Hey, if they get pulled over by the cops, don't say anything. Don't shut this. Shut the fuck up. Here are your rights. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck. Yeah. And there's a video where it's like two lawyers and they're like, Hey, so here are the things you remember.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. Don't talk. Right? But you would think that somebody who is a. Lawyer would, will, would, would know those things not to talk. Do not incriminate yourself. Yeah. Do not incriminate a lawyer. Is she though? I mean, really honest. Don't, I mean, like, I, I, you know, and I'm gonna look it up right now.

I never looked at it before because I was like, I, I want, lets, I mean, I mean she is, she graduated, she has a law degree. She actually, she was, she was an official at dhs, she was in the Trump administration. She actually left the Trump administration to go, sent for him on oan was the original trader TV news network.

And she was actually involved in the fucking fraud it out in Arizona raising money as she was in o os on trying to fucking figure out if there were bamboo and watermarks, all kinds of weird ass shit, um, out in, in Arizona. Um, but you know, frankly, the, the long of the short of it is, is that Christina Bob is part of Team Coup.

Yeah. She is a fucking founding member and that, and that is what their goal is, is to overturn our democracy. That's the whole point of the whole goddamn shit in caboodle here. Now I have some more clips and I I love to stay on Christina, Bob. Yeah, Yeah. Well, I would love to talk more about Christina Bob, but we really have to move on to, um, some more stuff that's going on.

Um, this in particular, there's groundbreaking news from the president of the United States and his son's laptop. Hey, this was played on Sean Handeds show. Let me tell you something. Holy moly. This is groundbreaking stuff that the, the, the current sitting president of the United States, James Wood in a mask.

Um, Barack Obama's puppet, I don't know, whatever was yesterday. The, the video. Remember this video? I don't know what she was trying to say. See? And I don't know. She said it was Barack Obama in a mask or someone else in a mask. I feel like I'm gonna need to, uh, I, I, I feel like at some point I'm gonna need to hire an interpreter.

Like I tried captions with these people. Doesn't help. I tried, you know, trying to read mouths to be like, maybe they're saying something. They're not really saying. Nope. I feel like they're, Somebody out there needs to be an interpreter for mag. Well, its a qan I world. We're just living in it, folks. But listen to this, listen to this, uh, crazy audio.

It's groundbreaking breaking news. Joe Biden loves Hunter Biden. What? He loves him. Let's listen.

Help. Help. I don't know what to do. I know you don't either, but I'm here no matter what you need. Whether what he need. I love you.

So Hunter Biden is a drug addict. Mm-hmm. , he's got a lot of problems. Mm-hmm.  and apparently he's got some tax problems and they may even be criminal. Yeah. Um, and, and uh, Joe Biden is worried about his only son that he has left. Yeah. And they think, they think it's a winning argument to show that Joe Biden has decency, empathy, and that he actually loves his son even though he is a drug addict.

Even though he is got a lot of problems, he's got a lot of personal problems. Even though he may have some criminal liability from some tax fraud that he may have done, Joe Biden still loves his son and he still wants his son to get help. Yeah. They think that's a winning. They think somehow , I can't, again, I don't understand.

This is like the best ad, This is like the best ad that you could run. Like really this, this is the groundbreaking shit that you've got on Hunter Biden's laptop. This is it. This is it. This is what you've gathered up is Joe Biden calling his only son that he has left after his entire family was killed in a car accident years ago before he became a senator.

He only had two sons left at that point and a daughter, and then, then he loses his other son to cancer because more than likely his son committed his life to serving his country. Mm-hmm.  in the military probably got cancer. From the actual fumes that are in some of these toxic burn pits, which, by the way, republicans wanna stand on this platform if we want to care for our veterans and our soldiers.

But then when it comes to actual tarpits Nope. And, and, and funding veterans for their healthcare, they go Nope, nope. Wants to abolish the va. Right. Especially abolish va, especially Lauren Bobert, who decided to have that one lie moment. Right. Which was under Obama. Lauren Bobber decided her one, her moment was gonna be calling out Joe Biden for not caring for those soldiers who died, even though his son was a fucking soldier.

Right. And here he is, his only son that he has left pleading for him to get help. Mm-hmm.  telling him that he loves him, that he does not want to see. It's crazy happen to have empathy toward your family member, to your only son to love your son. It is, Well it is on brand for these maites Yeah. It is on brand for these fascist, the, this America first Nazi party to not love your children.

They're obsessed. They're obsessed with other people's children's fucking, what bathroom they're going into and what they, what they got in their britches and what they don't, and how they identify what their hair color is, what books they're reading. But they forget that they have their own children that they're supposed to love.

Right. Most human beings understand this, that, you know, you love your fucking children no matter what the No. James Christ, Jeffrey Daher mom still loved him. You got it. You got it. Jeffrey Dahmer's mom has more empathy and decency than Mago Republicans. Are you listening to my voice? She still loved her son even after the fucking monster that he was.

Yes. Yes. Joe Biden loves Hunter Biden. Yes, he does. He does not want to see his son being addict. He doesn't probably wanna see his son go to prison if he committed crimes. He probably doesn't want that. Most parents don't. Yeah. You fucking crazy, crazy concept. Most parents don't. Oh yeah. I, I, I'm gonna go on a limb here and I'm gonna say that, uh, Don Jr has never received a call like this before in his life.

I would also say that Trump, we know from stories about how he, you know, he came into his son's dorm room, slapped him around, embarrassed in front of his friends like that. The Trump family is a broken family that is a broken home. And again, you know, I talked about it in Herschel Walker. What was that that I did?

Which is like, I empathize with anyone who comes from a broken home, but to use that as an excuse, to be an asshole, to use as an excuse for every other thing that you've got going on. You know, in this case scenario right now, which is like Sean Hady plays the clip thinking, Oh man, I fucking owned Joe Biden and I fucking got the nail on the cop.

This is a smoking gun. It's like, no, this is just a guy who cares about his son. And from 2018 he saw his son was in trouble and had issues and was, had an addiction and still had, you know, he's still an addict.  and called him up and left their voicemail saying, And I care about you. I don't know. I don't know how to fix this and neither do you, but we need to get you help.

Right? And it's like, how is any of that controversial , how is any of that controversial where someone would say, Oh look, this is my biological son and he has issues and I care for him. You know what, Gabe Maybe, maybe Sean Hy is just giving a cry for Donald Trump to give a fuck about Donald Trump Jr. For half a second, a half a a second.

Well, I wanna, I wanna end on this note because our title today is Good Riddens Tulsi, because we have a lot of no shit Sherlock moments today, right? With like Joe Biden, uh, Empathy for That's a no shit. Sherlock moment. Um, Tim Ryan just pointing out facts. Mm-hmm.  about events in front of him. That's a no shit.

Sherlock moment. But here, Kenny too, were all too real has this video about toss and I think this is an older video. And he repost this morning because Tosi decided to announce that she is not a Democrat. Yeah. No shit. Here's skinny version of no shit. She lock pu ga. Could you just, um, go away girl, you talked too much.

Oh girl, you never said up. Damn girl. Ugh. You always talking some shit. Nobody fucks with you. Aloha, Goodbye. Shit. You a fake ass Moana. You are not Ohana. That's why they got rid your ass Hawaii. Shit. Nobody Fuck with your motherfucking ass. You're just homophobic, you're racist, you're full of shit. You're trying to be to the proximity of whiteness.

You are a person of color, but you weaponize your purpose of color to constantly go after people. You're full of shit. You never speak facts, you're full of shit. Get outta here. You look like mother cruel de with that damn streak in your God. You look like fucking villa. You look about make a fur coat made outta dation.

Shut up. You're always lying. Shut up. Oh, Kenny brings the heat. The heat is on This morning at Tony Michael's podcast. It is on today. Woo. We fired it up. We lit the fire, and we don't stop. Thank you, Kenny, for your video. I love his fuck energy. Just fuck him. Knock him. Oh, he's, he's fuck up. Dude. His stuff, his recent stuff on Hershel Walker, Christian Walker is great.

Is great. You actually, you actually were in one of his, uh, spaces that he did Yeah. Last week, which night, like Christian Walker started to, um, where he started to lose his mind on social media. Everyone's like, the hell is going on last Monday, which feels way longer than that. Right, right. He feels like a year ago.

But yeah, I was in there and, you know, I chimed in a couple times, but yeah, he ran a, he ran a great Twitter space and, you know, everyone was out there, you know, people in Georgia, people from all over the place that were talking about kind of their perspective on the situation that was happening. But yeah, I mean, Kenny, in this moment, in all moments just fucking lays it out on the truth.

And also just like the clap back comedic mo, like just the, the car Deville like. It's, it's all just amazing. Does seem like she would butcher a bunch of puppy down men. Oh yeah. Totally ho. Yeah. Yeah, a hundred percent. I mean, you could catch her red handed doing it. She's like, I didn't do it. I'm not doing it.

You know, and she's like sewing the fucking shoulders together. You think now that she's officially, officially left the Democratic party, that she gains a Russian accent? You think she, her accent starts to move towards, I think Russia. I think so. I mean, when she had, when she announced it today, it almost sounded like LeBron James being like, I've decided to take my talents to South Beat.

It's like under much consideration and thought I decided to take my talents to Russia. Russia, Russia. Oh my God. It's not surprising. You know what else isn't surprising, Gabe? That everyone loves this shirt. This is like the go. It's just like hot, hot, hot. Just like today's show. Mm-hmm. . The freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not Liberty.

Mm-hmm. . You guys love this shirt. I actually, you know, I think I'm gonna do, cuz we've got a coffee mug and a t-shirt, but I think I'm gonna put it on a hoodie. Should we put it on a hoodie or should we put it on a sweater? Which do you think people would like better? It is starting to get cold outside.

Yeah, it's getting cold. You might might wanna be thinking about, Hey, you know, the holidays coming up. What do I want? What do I want someone to open up the first thing they see, right? Oh shit. The freedom to oppress the Right. Yeah. Some other people, Let me ask you, if we did it on a sweater, should we do it on the front of the back?

We did it on the Twitter. I'm just saying we haven't really put anything on the back. Yeah. In our store. Maybe we should put it on a sweater. People say, I'm seeing hoodie, hoodie, hoodie, hoodie. They're hoodie saying, hoodie, hoodie, hoodie, hoodie. Well, let's put it on the back of a hoodie then. Okay, let's do that.

Let's put the freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not Liberty, The Liberty quote. Mm-hmm.  on the back of a hoodie. So go to store, need tony michaels.com at book market because as soon as I get off the air here, I'm gonna do edits and I'm gonna put that hoodie up for you guys to go check it out.

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Right. So well, we'll put something, We'll, we'll do something to where we got the, the big one on the back, on the hoodie. Mm-hmm. , maybe something on the front. Um, you. Business in the front party in the back kind of thing. Yeah. Especially cuz then when you're walking, everyone, everyone sees it. You know, you're not passing by somebody in the front, you know, you're like, Oh wait, what was that?

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