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President Joe Biden pardons all prior federal marijuana possession charges.
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Let's talk about our democracy for a minute, but let's do it in a way that makes the snowflake's heads explode. Let me be clear before this podcast begins, we are loud, loud, proud, proud, and do not give a fuck. This is the Tony Michaels podcast, Real and raw political and social commentary. The freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not liberty You shit eating Moron.
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Puff, puff pass. Motherfuckers. Dan Brandon lights up again. I love how the right things that this is not gonna be popular. People are not gonna be into this. This is not a thing that white people are gonna put up with. What are you talking about? Lauren? Lauren Agram goes on Fox News last night. I'm gonna show you the clip leader.
This is hilarious. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. She's like, if you, I mean, unless you're wanting to elect Democrats, if you elect Democrats, they're going to give you pot porn, abortion, and more. January 6th select committee hearings. It sounds like a fucking party to me. Sounds like a good motherfucking time.
Sounds like exactly what the country wants, like pot porn, access to medical care and accountability for the fucking traders. You got it, baby. So you're telling me we get to watch porn smoke pot. While, while the traders get accountability and everyone has access to medical care, life saving treatments,
uh, they, they really, they just run straight into the fucking point and don't get it all the time. It's on brand for them, on brand for them. When I heard this yesterday, I figured most of Americans, it took 'em all, all of 30 seconds to realize that Joe Biden had pardoned all federal possession charges of marijuana.
Like that's what their, that's their plan. Now there's three steps to it, but that is the thing everyone heard, Everybody heard that basically Joe Biden's gonna make pot legal decriminalized possession of marijuana, which he should. Whatever the fuck he can do, and the federal government can do to decriminalize possession of marijuana.
And let these, let these marijuana operations that are responsible operate what the fuck are, it's already legal in the states, and there's gonna be more states legalizing it in this next election recreationally. Not just medically, recreationally, it's gonna be on the ballot and they're going to do it.
It's a popular thing to not criminalize smoking a fucking leaf off a plant or the bud. Sorry. I don't, I don't really, I don't smoke marijuana. We're, we're gonna get our, uh, our weed expert on today. Uh, Gabe Sanchez, he knows a little more about the Dan than I do. I, I, I'm marijuana's not my drug of choice. I don't have anything against it.
Just, I just don't, I don't know that thing. I don't like to smoke. I, I, I'm a, I'm a former cigarette smoker, and I know you can eat edibles and all that stuff, and I've never explored those avenues, but I'm, I'm a former cigarette smoker. I don't smoke anymore. It's been over 10 years since I've smoked cigarettes.
But when you're a cigarette smoker, you once one, you're always one, right? So you always. Will desire a cigarette. And it's not necessarily the, the nicotine, it's, it's the taste. It's the feeling, it's the smoke rising, right? It's maybe more what you're addicted to the habit of it. I mean, even in my dreams, when I dream of myself, when I can remember my dreams, depending on how much alcohol I've had, if I can remember myself and my dreams, I see myself and I'm smoking.
So I'm, I'm still a smoker. I just choose not to smoke cigarettes cuz it's fucking disgusting. And it'll, it'll kill you. I mean, we know these, these facts. Maybe one of these days when I'm on my death, babe, maybe I'll light up again. But I went to a wedding several years back and I realized that I can't smoke anything.
I can't actually smoke anything. Cause I went to a wedding, um, several years ago and they had a, a cigar bar at one of my buddies weddings. And I was like, Oh, I'll have a cigar. So I cut the cigar and lit the cigar and took about two puff off cigar and realized that was a really bad idea. I liked it way too much, way too much.
And that is the road back to buying packs of cigarettes, which is not a thing that I want to do. So . So I don't, I don't do the whole smoking marijuana, but I think it's ridiculous. People in this country are fucking criminalized because they want to enjoy a plant in plant form. It's not like they're fucking doing anything crazy with this shit.
It's a, it's a plant. Joe Biden knows it. Dan Brandon knows it. I don't know how many, how many different, uh, alter alternate personalities do you think Joe Biden's gonna have before this is over with? I have no idea. There's Dark Brandon, there's Dan Brandon, speaking of Dark Brandon, go get your Dark Brandon Merchant Store.
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We will have a graphic for you even. I might even have some music for it, I don't know. But stay tuned here on the Tony Michaels podcast today. So you can see our exclusive Dank Brandon Design, because we have to celebrate this because this isn't just a celebration to, to smoke marijuana and get. Okay.
This is a step in the direction that the country should have took. Decades ago, we could have saved gazillions of dollars on the deficit, which the Republicans are gonna bitch about. Maybe one of these days they'll get back to bitching methods deficit. They're really concentrated on children's genders and genitalia and how they identifying what books they're reading.
They can't stop focusing on children. They're obsessed. It's really fucking weird, but they're obsessed with it. Maybe one of these days they'll get back to the debt and deficit. Maybe they're obsession, but we could save so much money, so much heartache, so much time, so many people's lives over a fucking plant.
Joe Biden knows it. He knows it's the most reasonable thing to do for the federal government to say, Look, all these states are legalizing this shit. We might as well give the, the, the businesses out there that are responsible and legitimate, the opportunity to actually do business at banks. Fucking stupid ass shit that they can't do business at banks.
So not only is he pardoning. The possession, the federal charge is a possession, which is ridiculous, that the feds even charge people with possession. It's fucking stupid now. Not, not the, not the dealing or the, the distribution of this drug that is marijuana. Um, it's just the possession. Now. I think he should move further and I, I hope the government will move further into, uh, distribution and stuff and consider some of these pardons for people who distribute and deal the drug, which is still even kind of fucking ridiculous.
But the other move that Joe Biden is making is he's directing the federal government to reschedule and to look at rescheduling this drug, which is the most important part about it all. Really. I, I mean, I mean, the pardons are good because you can fix what you have done wrong to the folks who ha simply had nonviolent possession of a plant and gay.
Listen, I prefer alcohol over marijuana, and alcohol is a much more dangerous drug, much more dangerous drug to the person and the people around them. I mean, what the fuck is, what the fuck is marijuana gonna do? Make you violently eat a bag of fun onions. Come on now. Everyone, everyone knows about marijuana at this point.
And frankly, frankly, white America loves marijuana. So this idea that Fox News is trying to push of legalizing pot is gonna draw us into some kind of anarchy or some shit. You are some dumb of you, definitely. I don't know how weed works that much cuz I don't smoke it. I've never smoked it that much, but you definitely don't know how it works.
Never been around someone high on fucking marijuana. If you think that people smoke and pot is gonna draw us into anarchy, you are a dumb son of a bitch and you definitely don't know what the hell you're talking about. You need to get out more. Frankly. You're the people that need to start smoking, do some p p pass and get high.
You motherfuckers need to get high experience some shit. Jesus fucking Christ thinking that a bunch of pothead are gonna cause anarchy in this country.
What? Um, in this gateway shit, right? Ah, it's yeah. Thing. They're gonna start saying that shit. You're gonna hear that word a lot over the next 30 days. Gateway, drug, gateway, gateway, gateway. You're gonna hear that shit a lot. Oh fuck. Hunter Biden and Don Jr. Are already trending and they're doing coke. Not fucking marijuana.
I mean, they probably smoke marijuana, but they're doing coke. A whole nother fucking ball wax.
But this is good for the country. And really, honestly, no one's paid attention to Joe Biden other than gas prices and now marijuana. Think about this. There are a lot of Americans out there that don't even know who the vice president is. They have no clue, no clue. Don't know who the attorney general is, have no idea about any of the criminal cases going on.
They don't know who owns a laptop and who doesn't own a lab. They don't give a fuck. They've got their jobs, they've got their kids, they've got sporting events. School events are taken their kids to, They watch football on the weekends. They watch their stupid fucking reality shows all week long. They got, and they got cook dinner, do laundry, clean the motherfucking house.
They got shit to do. They ain't got Ty to worry about who's, who's got a laptop and who doesn't. But I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you one thing that happened yesterday. Everyone in this country went, Joe Biden did what with marijuana.
It's kinda like a national, Oh wait a second. This you meeting this branding guy, this guy named Brandon. He'll let me love who I want, love. He'll let me watch porn. He'll let me smoke pot and he'll, he'll get rid of my student debt. What's so bad? What the hell is so bad? Literally, that is what they're gonna remember if Joe Biden is on the ballot anywhere in this country, and what I mean by that is he's not actually on the ballot.
But if Republicans are successful at tying any Democratic candidate to Joe Biden, think about this. Think about this for a second. Joe Biden is gonna be known for letting he's totally okay with you, letting you love who you wanna love, which most Americans are for that They do not give a fuck if you wanna love who you wanna love, as long as you're not telling them what the fuck to do.
Right? And now they're gonna, now they're gonna remember that they're, he's canceling everyone's student debt. He's gonna cancel your student debt. Just get rid of it. Unless the Republicans have anything to do about it. Then they'll, they'll let you, They'll make you pay a bitch. And now, and now he's gonna let you smoke pot.
I mean, basically that's what they heard, right? They're not gonna dive deep enough into this to know every single aspect of what Joe Biden said. They don't have time. That's what we're dealing with here. That's the people we have to convince. That's what I keep telling you. You gotta lean into democracy.
So these motherfuckers who don't have time to pay attention to politics like you do, because they're paying attention to other shit regardless of, you know, how ridiculous it is and how unimportant it really is to the grand scheme of things, that's what they're doing.
Those are the people you gotta fucking get in front of and wave your arms around and go, Hey, hey man, you're gonna vote. You're gonna vote for the people who, who are trying to make sure that you continue to pay your student debt. Who were absolutely obsessed with children's gender and their identities and banning books in schools.
Wanna take your fucking rights away from you and definitely don't want you to fucking have a plant or smoke it for that matter. They want you to go to prison over a plant, or you can go with the Democrats who actually, they don't give a shit. If you get high. They don't give a fuck if you get high. They don't care who you love.
More power to you. Whatever you wanna do, that's cool. And they'll cancel your student debt. And oh by the way, they're gonna concentrate on your children's education, not what books they can band and what's in their fucking britches. This is all, this is the shit you need to get in front of people and wave your arms around over the next 30 days.
And really, honestly, you need to do it sooner than that. Today is a great day because, uh, voter registration is gonna close up here and everyone needs to go check their registration. This is super important to go check your registration, Ted, a call your voting precinct, county, whatever you gotta do, however you do it in your state.
Every state's a little different, but you need to check your registration cuz these fucking Republicans have been purging people from the polls,
from the voter rolls, I should say. And you don't wanna show up on election day on November 8th and discover that your vote doesn't count because they cheated cuz definitely a hundred percent. All the cheating in this next election is gonna be a hundred percent a republican. Hundred fucking percent. I mean, maybe 99.9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9.
There might be one motherfucker, one Democrat tries vote twice, one out of every. Do not do that. By the way, do not do that. Do not, do not. Trust me when I say this. You don't wanna go to prison over something dumb like election fraud. Just go vote. If you have a legal right to vote, go do it. That you can do that.
It's legal to vote, but you gotta check your registration and not only check your registration, make sure your friends are doing it as well. Don't let them be complacent and just think, Wow, I, I've never had problems with my registration. Bullshit. Yeah, You've never had fucking fascists trying to take over the country and steal an election.
Well, I mean, we have, but not to the extent that they're gonna try to do it this time. And a good conversation starter is this fucking marijuana thing. I know it feels dumb and stupid, but who gives a shit? Whatever it fucking takes. Whatever it takes, folks. How? How fucking boneheaded do you have to be to be against motherfuckers smoking a plant in the privacy of their own home?
How fucking dumb is this shit that you're gonna be against that Get the fuck outta here with that nonsense? You aren't gonna run into too many motherfuckers that you wanna be around more than 10, 12 seconds that are gonna be against it. You're just not.
So I don't know if the administration's timing on this was planned, but if it was, you gotta hand it to the, the Biden administration. If this was planned to time like this. This is beautiful and perfect. Of course, you know, they're all wanting to talk about fucking Hunter Biden and what he said about Putin today because they definitely do not want the American people to be distracted by the fact that Dan Brandon wants them to get high.
Entire generations, entire generations in this country were built on this plant. And the idea that you could get a little relief from your stress in your life may be pain, all kinds of stuff from this, this magical little plant by smoking it, by eating it, and they've criminalized it for decades. Wanna stick you in prison because you wanna sit on your couch, watch a movie, smoke some weed and eat some funion The fuck outta here with this bullshit?
You don't think that America will wake up and and, and smell the Kush
This is a great way to go out and start talking to your friends, your family, your community members. That's a great conversation starter. What's better? Did you hear that Joe Biden is wanting to decriminalize marijuana, legalize marijuana, However you wanna say. It doesn't matter even to say, Oh, you're a liar.
Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck? This is a great subject and it's, it's perfectly timed. Again, I don't know if the administration timed this. I have no idea. I'm sure it took many, many months to figure out exactly how this pardoning thing would work. Cuz they gotta figure out how many of these charges he would actually, Pardon?
Uh, what the, what the, I mean, they gotta figure out what the effect would be to the system. Like how, Because it's gonna take assets and time to do this. It's not just gonna, you know, just boom be done. They gotta figure out the structure of it. He's not just gonna tweet this shit out like the last dumb motherfucker.
He gets an ID in his head and tweets it out. I'm sure they have thought this through thoroughly. Now, again, I'm not sure of the timing on it, but it's perfectly time for you to lean into your democracy and start talking about it. The gifts just keep on coming. And folks, the Republicans are gonna serve up so many gifts on this in the next few weeks.
We got so many debates that are gonna. And these dumb motherfuckers are gonna stand in front of microphones talking about how we shouldn't be legalizing marijuana. And it's bad. It's a gateway drug, and it's horrible for you. When probably half their constituency, who is the ones likely to vote for them, are already smoking it and don't want it criminalized.
It's beautiful. And if it is timed, if this administration did time, this decision now to make sure that this happened before the election, that they sped this along to get it announced and get it ro this program to be rolled out before the election. Holy fuck. Every, everyone has complained for years and years about, uh, democratic messaging.
And it has, it's, it's, uh, been pretty shitty. They're not willing to say the things you gotta say to win. They're just not, They haven't been, but they are now. And if this is just happenstance or this was planned to be rolled out before the midterm, fuck, great. Good. Go use it. Because all these motherfuckers can concentrate on today is how some dumb son of a bitch who said, Matt Gatz wasn't gonna be charged for human trafficking and sex trafficking.
Hunter Biden's gonna be charged. For Tax of Evasion. They're, Oh, they're screaming about Hunter Biden screaming about it.
Who's got a laptop? Who doesn't have a laptop? It's really dumb shit. Even Alan Dershowitz was on, I think it was News Max, and he called him Biden Jr. They've been saying the words Hunter Biden for fucking months and months and months and months and month years. They've been saying, Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden laptop Hunter Biden.
Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is Hunter Biden that our country's going to hell on a hand basket cuz Hunter Biden and Al DWIs called him Biden Jr. I didn't understand that. He must have turned around fucking crack heads or something. He kind of combined two crack heads. Don Junior, Hunter Biden Jr. I think that's what he did.
He took the two crackhead sons. No one gives a shit about Hunter Biden, by the way, who I honestly, if Hunter Biden committed tax evasion, fine, charge him whatever, go to court, he'll plead guilty and he, he might, he might get a prison sentence for tax of Asian. And lying to the fbi, this is the same shit that Donald Trump is being charged with.
The same tax of Asian is the same type of charges that the Trump organization is criminally charged with in New York. What the fuck is going on? Why are these people yelling and screaming at Hunter Biden committing tax Eva agent? Yeah. So what if he, if he criminally did it, fine, charge him whatever. If a United States attorney, if a prosecutor feels that they're privy, that Hunter Biden Jr.
Should be charged with tax evasion because he did it criminally fine. What? What do we give a fuck? He's not the president of the United States, nor does he have much influence over him at all other than, other than his dad loves him, which is what the majority of the Trump world is really jealous about that, that Dan Brandon has empathy and decency and he loves his children.
Unlike the other motherfucker, the former guy, the Cheeto dust mobster, he fucking hates those, some bitches and they fucking hate him. They're willing to turn on him. , we see that probably in a couple grand juries or we're gonna witness that in a couple grand juries. But here's the thing. Hunter Biden you, you've.
Fucking obsessed motherfuckers. Hunter Biden, if he were to be charged with tax of Asian is the same type of charge that the Trump organization is criminally charged with. In New York. It's a different type of tax, I'm sure, but it's tax of Asian. Now, Trump and his children, Trump and his children, are you a following along you, Hunter Biden.
Laptop dummies are civilly in a lawsuit for tax of Asian with the state of New York that are, they are likely to lose because it's a much lower bar than the criminal charge. And not only that, the CFO of the Trump organization, the fucking company that Trump and his children run has pled guilty to tax of Asian schemes, which is what this bonehead, that the, I don't know who the fuck this person, this anonymous source is.
And maybe they're right. I who gives a fuck if they're right or not?
If you're so concerned, you Hunter Biden laptop dummies, you morons out there who can't stop talking about Hunter Biden. If you're so concerned about tax evasion, maybe. Maybe focus your energy on the cases that are already pending. That have already been filed
really is some dumb ass shit. But what do you expect, What do you expect from these MAGA Republicans? Other than what about ism? Because I got that y I got that yesterday cuz I, I, or this morning, I don't know, I tweeted this, this out about how these bone heads are so focused on Hunter Biden when, uh, tax evasion of Hunter Biden, when it's Trump and his organizations that are actually charged with that already.
They're charged with it. And then this morning with this Hunter Biden laptop stuff and Hunter Biden stuff, it's not the laptop. You just get this language in my head. And the reason why is because I always tweet out that Hunter Biden's laptop is like its own little entity, . Cause they seem like it is as if, if you own a laptop, you're a criminal.
What the fuck are you talking? Who doesn't own a laptop or hadn't had a laptop before? It's really stupid shit. It's dumb, stupid shit. But I tweeted out that Hunter Biden, if he really is evading taxes, that's exactly what the Trump children, the Trump organization and Trump himself are accused of doing in New York.
And they're charged with it and they have lo lawsuits filed against him for it, for the same type of shit. So if it's so bad, if it's so bad, why? Why is it not so bad there? Why, Why? Well, that's What about is him, Tony? I'm, What about is it, What are you talking about? You people are completely focused on an anonymous source, which remind you the same motherfuckers, the same motherfuckers who didn't believe in anonymous source that came out and said, sh.
Real true shit. Now that we know, it's all the fucking truth about Donald Trump, who are leaker. They're leakers. Remember, they're leakers, they're woke leakers. I guess those are leakers who leak information about the government and Trump, but now, now they're, they must be taken seriously. All anonymous sources must be taken seriously.
I mean, when it's against Hunter Biden or in favor of Matt Getz, we have to take that leak seriously. You see that? You see the problem that they have here. You see the, the, the corner that they're boxing themselves into this. It's the same corner that Donald Trump is boxing himself into with these documents.
It's really stupid shit. Of course you see on this TV behind me, they can't stop talking. The media buys into this shit hook, line sinker, this stupid hunter Biden shit. Who gives a fuck? Who cares? Charge him if he fucking committed crimes. What do I give a fuck? He's not the president, He's not on the White House staff.
He's not running Joe Biden's businesses that he's fucking, he's fucking criminally using our government to, to, to dump money into our money. That's not what's happening. You stupid bastards. That is what was happening under the last motherfucker.
The outrage machine is a little unbalanced here. You Hunter Biden, laptop idiots.
Yeah, but they'll never pluck their heads out of their asses. It just won't happen. Boy, I'm waiting on this, uh, this Dan Brandon, uh, Art to come in so we can show you this merch. Hopefully we'll have it today. Today's Friday, you know what Friday is. You know what happens every Friday here at dto Michael's podcast, Bonnet of the Week.
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Friday, Friday, Friday. What else is gonna get high this weekend?
Thanks, Brandon. Thanks Brandon. Well, the dark Brandon is great, but the Dan, Brandon, I don't know, this may catch even more legs than anything. The entire country yesterday went, Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, what? Wait. So this branding guy, he's gonna let me love who I wanna love, He's going to cancel my student debt and he's gonna let me smoke pot.
What's the problem again? Describe it to me. The problem, It really is something, it really is something here. The, the, um, the messaging, what the country wants, what the country needs, what the country's interested in. I mean, it's the, it's the honest truth. I don't know how more to put it. When republicans are more focused on stripping away a women's right to medical procedures to save their lives.
When, when Republicans are trying to ban books, when Republicans are more focused on the children's genitalia and their sexual identities than their education, it's really fucking weird shit. They can't stop their passing laws about it. Jesus Christ
and Florida, apparently they wanna track teenage athletes, women athletes periods or some shit. What is this? I don't even know what this is. Again, I don't, I'm, I'm not a woman. Okay? Hate, hate you. Fucking stupid ass white dudes out there. I'm not a woman, so I don't get involved and want to control their issues, Stay out of it, stay the fuck out of it.
And really, honestly, from that story, I would tell any woman anywhere cuz I, I didn't really buy into this whole, um, tracking app thing cuz I, again, I'm a woman. I, I don't know. I'm not a woman. I do not know anything about it. I just don't know. I don't have the experience, so I, I, I try not to , but I, I, I didn't know that these tracking apps where you're tracking your period.
Apparently you definitely should take that motherfucker off your phone. Take that motherfucker off your phone, delete it. Delete the data, grab the data, tell them to delete it. Do not have that motherfucker apparently, especially in a state where these Republicans have control. And that's why it's so important to engage.
It is so fucking important right now in this next month to get out there and lean into democracy. Cuz on November 8th, you're gonna either choose democracy or,
and believe you mean. Believe you mean if you give, if you give Republicans the House and the Senate and these state legislators and these governors, they're going to lean into to criminalizing pot even more. A hundred percent because Joe Biden came out and, and, and did the pardon and he's asking them to change the scheduling.
They are a hundred percent gonna lean into making pot criminalized. It's not gonna be successful because they don't understand how unpopular it really is to criminalize a plant. They, they don't do things be based on popularity. They do it based on what they want and what control they want to have over you.
It's fascism. So why they're fascist. We need to get them the fuck out of our governments. So we don't, they don't have their hands on policy cuz they're dumb motherfuckers.
But if you allow you the voter, allow these fucking fascists to take over in November of anything, a governorship, state legislator, the, the House of Representatives, the Senate. If you allow them to do that, they will a hundred percent go the opposite direction of decriminalizing marijuana. They're gonna lean into it, It ain't gonna make sense.
Everyone's gonna be standing around going, Why the fuck are they doing that? Just like everyone was standing around wondering why the hell when when they overturn Roe v. Wade, these fucking idiots were leaning into absolutely having no abortion, no exception, even the woman's life. But this is who they are.
Listen to them when, when Laura Ingram Abraham gets on Fox News and tells you if you elect Democrats, they're gonna give you porn and pot as if it's a bad thing. Listen to them. Listen to them. I'm telling you. Doubt me. They are going to lean into making pot criminal and it should, it should stay schedule one and we should give life in prison.
Donald Trump has been standing on stage, folks talking about the death penalty for drug dealers.
Hello. I'm telling you. I'm telling you now. Again, the entire country's like dark. Brandon did what he became Dan Brandon dudes. P p passing. Now that's cool. The majority of the country is for what Joe Biden did. He, he even fucking said he was gonna do it. It was a thing he ran on. This isn't a surprise, like, whoa, he did this thing he said he was gonna do.
That's what this is.
And I don't know about you, cuz I don't, I don't, I don't. This show is not a, a platform that just praises Joe Biden. Very rarely do I even talk about him because I am more concentrated in ma making your energy and your outrage towards the fascist. That's how you win, is you get people to go vote against a motherfucker.
But let me tell you something. If this little thing about marijuana. Just awakens. Just a few people, just a small percentage. It doesn't have to be a lot, folks. I'm talking about one or 2% in a state like Texas. Think about this. If this absolutely engages in the next few days, people to go, You know what?
Maybe this election is important. Just this one little issue gets one or 2% of people who weren't going to participate, who weren't going to engage in the midterm, and they engage on this issue in this issue alone, it kind of, eh, gets them going in their brain. Maybe, you know, maybe this ain't such a bad idea.
Maybe I should go mark the ballot for the party who is behind this idea that we shouldn't fucking criminalize and be putting people in prison for a plant. If that, just, just that one little percentage, one or two little percent. Beto can win big time by four or five points.
We may, we may be able to make sure that Ron Johnson is sent back. JD Vance, Dr. Oz, definitely Herschel Walker, that line piece of shit. Marco Rubio, I don't even know where he's at, but wherever he is sending him packing Blake Masters. And absolutely slam dunk the Senate. If this awakens one or 2% of people in these states where these house races are gonna be so close because these Republicans are such fucking Nazis,
just one or 2% folks can make all the difference in the world, all the difference in the world.
But it's up to you to make it that one or 2% pay attention. And I know it feels like, well, maybe this ain't the thing to do, but listen, Joe Biden is giving, is taking marijuana off schedule one, and the Republicans are making it illegal for women to get a medical procedure to save their lives, which is your choice.
What do you want? Do you want the people who are in charge, who have a fucking brain, who have couple to reality and logic and common sense to decriminalize a plant? Or do you want the people who are trying to criminalize a medical procedure that saves women's lives? Which do you want? That's your choice.
This isn't complicated, this isn.
And that's the most important thing when you're talking about this. It's not just the pardons because he, he really, he almost has to pardon these possession charges with what he wants to do with rescheduling it. Cause it really would be a shitty move. I would be a horrible move for a president of the United States, Joe Biden or anyone else to change the scheduling of marijuana and not go back and, and pardon the people who had simple possession at, at, at a bare minimum, it would be really fucking disingenuous.
But you put a decent, a decent person in office who understands these things.
And that is, and, and that is the conversation that you have, is, look, do you want decent motherfuckers setting policy who understand logic and rational thought, who don't get this delusional stuff where they're concentrating on bathrooms and banned books and trying to take away a woman's. To her privacy in a doctor's office and procedures that save her fucking life, Or do you want these dummies?
You absolutely are not tethered to reality. They won't shut the fuck up. They worship the orange mo Jesus. They absolutely will buy, hook, line, and sink or anything that motherfucker says. Any lies, he tells their fucking traders. They can't stop talking about laptops and, and, and fucking hookers when they're the ones who have the hookers and the laptops.
They're the ones charged with fucking tax Eva evasion. They're the ones being investigated for trying to overthrow the government of the United States. They're the ones that are being investigated for trying to cheat and steal elections. They're the ones, they're the ones who are the criminals. Who do you want in charge?
Do you want the person who will take the marijuana off schedule one or the person who's trying to criminalize a medical procedure to save a woman's life? Simple stuff. Simple narratives. Thank you, Dan Brandon. But it's up to you to lean into democracy. But let's do this cuz I ain't got a lot of democracy to lean into today.
I've got some clips I wanna show you the lower Ingham clip. It's, uh, uh, I think might touch posted. You could just make that into a, an ad. Like just this clip could be an ad. So let's do this. Let's round up all the Tweety tweets and trendy trends. Let's go to the shitless roundup. Start the countdown,
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Welcome back to the show. You would reach this shitless roundup over, We round up all the Tweety tweets and the trends of the day and there's a lot of stuff going on. Oh, but the main thing is, uh, the Dan brand. Oh, I, I remember they're really harping on Dan Brandon for using the word Armageddon. Oh, they're freaking out about it.
I guess. He went to a fundraiser. Um, and the, uh, reporters were allowed to have written. Notes, but they were not allowed to record, I guess, video or audio. So there's not, yet, there isn't any leaked audio or video of, of Dan Brandon saying that Putin is absolutely serious about nuclear weapons. I don't disagree with him here.
I don't know why everyone's freaking out. Vladimir Putin is going to lose this war with Ukraine. He is going to be a scared little animal, a caged, psychopath, a lunatic. He's a murderous dictator. He does not give a fuck about other human life. He absolutely, we should take him seriously when he talks about Ning other countries.
And when you are saying, when this motherfucker is saying, Hey, you better let me win a war that I wanna win against a sovereign nation and another democracy because I hate democracy, or I'll nuke the entire world. We should take him seriously and we should be like, Nope, that's not gonna happen. The entire world should say it's enough of you, you piece of shit.
I can't. Well, let me ask you. I can't wait. What about you? I can't wait for Vladimir Putin to eat an ammo sandwich. How about you? How about you? I think ammo sandwiches for all these tyrants are all around. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. That's what ends up with tyrants. They either, they either kill themselves or they get killed by their people.
We know that this is not gonna end well for Vladimir. Put. I think that's what Joe Biden is saying. Like, Look, we're taking this fucking threat seriously. He's a fucking lunatic. He's trying to destroy democracy all around the world, including ours with Trump and the Republicans. They're all in for Putin.
If you don't believe me, just go watch a 32nd clip from any Tucker Carlson's show in the last two years, and he has gotten his fucking Putin neat pads on, and it's Russian TV over there on Fox News. Full stop. Having Russian assets and Russian spies like Tulsa Gabbard on continuing this, this nonsense about, and even last night talking about how us giving aid to Ukraine after Vladimir Putin, the murderous dictator has gone in and trying to take over.
A sovereign nation has declared war on a sovereign nation killing innocent women and children committing war crimes. Somehow, us helping defend Ukraine and democracy around the world is somehow Hunter Biden's fault. I'm not. I'm not fucking shitting you. You're my favorite turd. I would not shit you.
That's literally the fucking narrative on, on Fox News on Tucker Carlson is it's Hunter Biden's fault.
And, and Joe Badden is part of corruption in Ukraine, and that's what the money is, is it's corruption. What are you talking about? Vladimir Putin ordered his army to go take over Ukraine any means necessary. Even war crimes. He's threatening, throwing nuclear weapons all over the place.
And these people are on his side. Do you think, you think they're on the side of democracy? I don't fucking think so. What do you think Gabe Sanchez is? You think they're on the side of democracy? Who? Putin Are any our foxy? No. It seems you seem a little green over there. It's almost like, well, you know, I just, you know, it's Dan day.
It's fucking dude. Fucking, okay, so here's the thing. I don't know shit about marijuana and I probably misstated some shit about how you smoke it. How you I just, I don't know. Marijuana's not, I haven't, I haven't heard you, I haven't heard you say anything about it today. So I, I may have said Smoke believes and that, I don't think that's what you do.
Oh, I don't think that's what you do. It's the fun. I mean, it's. It's the bud. What, what, what, what is it? I, I don't, I'm not, I'm not marijuana. Marijuana, cannabis. Yeah. I mean most the, just marijuana conure. Right? Well, the right way is educate our audience. You are not, because apparently we are all going to be, uh, marijuana conures now because Fox News says if you like Democrats, that's all you're gonna be doing is pot.
Do they use, do they use the word connoisseur or do they say that we were gonna be all addicts? Well, I mean, addict conno sore when it comes to pot for them and any kind of drug for them, I'm sure. Right. It's all one and the same. I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't eat do the edible thing, right? Mm-hmm. . Yeah.
Edibles. You gotta be really careful with though. Cigarette smoker. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I can't go down that road. I just, Yeah. Yeah. Uh, edibles you got, Yeah. You, I gotta be careful with edibles cuz uh, too many times. I mean, I've done it before and I know a lot of people, other people have done it. No, you edibles.
No, absolutely. You mean yesterday how many times and celebration of it? I didn't, I didn't do it at all yesterday. Celebrate yesterday. No, man. Oh, okay. That's, that's the week I was, uh, yeah. Yeah. We'll go for the weekend. I've got other edibles too that is like in my fridge that I haven't had, that I need to have that aren't.
Oh, so they're a little different. Yeah, they're a little different. I mean, you know, It is. That's what it's, Yeah. Yeah. It happens. So, so tell tell the audience, um, about, you know, since you are our, um, our marijuana expedite, uh, because I'm on the, I'm on the, the, the West Coast. West Coast. I mean, you got even the green background, you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you want, you're one of these, you're one of these pothead elites out there on the coast. I'm just in my greenhouse here, you know, just like cooking up a storm, you know, , uh, look at that. Got my little on it. Is that what you do, that you cook? Uh, yeah, you cook it, you cook it. So good. I mean, there's the, there's, yeah.
Uh, okay. I don't know shit about it, and I know that's not the, um, Yeah, no, the case. Uh, what do you wanna know? There's, well, I, I mean, so tell us about what you think about this decision from, from Joe Biden. Number one, I, I believe that he had to do the pardons with the rescheduling of it. Like that's, Yeah.
Yeah. That's a component he needed, right? Yeah. So it's easy for him to order the federal government to reschedule this thing, because that's really what is, that's the substance of this, right? Right. But he can't do that without doing the pardon of at least a bare minimum of possession. Um, Yeah, cuz I mean, like, when you look at it, what's gonna happen here is if you're like, Oh, well it's descheduled, you know, it's, it's.
We're gonna, we're gonna bring it down. Then you'd have to like, Wait, wait, what about all these people who were, you know, busted for an ounce or, you know, or, or even, you know, a smaller amount that they're like, boom, you now have a, uh, you have a felony on your record and you're going to jail for the smallest things.
Right? These are things that people get killed over too. Um, uh, depending on what your, you know, the color of your skin is. And this is going to be huge, not only for giving people who ha have entered the, the prison system a second chance, you know, removing those things, those, those aspects from the record, but also giving a chance to those people to, you know, live their life again.
You know? Um, and then not only that, but also just the cannib, the, the, the, the cannabis, um, market itself. I mean, you've seen the effects that have happened. This is the, this is the, the path onto decriminalization and, uh, a, a federal, um, kind of, uh, you know, legislation that says, Okay, now it's no longer illegal.
You can now have it recreationally. This is, we've seen it in different states. They've go the medical route than the recreational route, which we're gonna see more in this election. There's several states. Exactly. I mean, this is going to be a huge, this is definitely a move. It was an October surprise for sure.
Nobody saw this coming. Um, you know, we've been so kind of in all of the shit of like Herschel Walker and other people, but nobody, literally, nobody expected this to actually be a possibility right now. Um, I think this will be a, a nice bump in the polls for a lot of Democrats showing, because here's the thing, the reception across all voters in a, generally speaking, has been pretty positive.
You've got, you know, the left, the right, you've got, um, people in the center. This is something that a lot of people either do recreationally, They need medicinally. They also believe this is dumb in idiotic, that we still have a system like this so archaic. And so, um, uh, what costs money? It costs a shit ton of money to, right?
I mean, to, to, to put somebody in jail for the smallest thing, right? The smallest thing and then ruin their life. But not only that, but then it's like, great, now we add on taxpayer money to pay for certain expenditures to cover the cost of another person in the prison system that shouldn't have been there in the first place.
Right. Well, a lot of municipalities have even figured this out throughout the years where they would actually, the municipalities started to say, We're tired of having these fucking court systems locked up for possession, like in these college towns mainly. Right? Like, this is ridiculous. We have, we have dockets that are dozens long every week that we have to go through and they figured out, hey, they just, just instructed their local law enforcement officials, like, just write 'em a god traffic ticket.
Right. Write him a fucking traffic ticket for a possession over a, a, you know, a certain ounce unless, and just move the hell on. It's, it's, it's costing us too much time and money to try to bring these cases into a courtroom. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Just the same way as like, uh, if you broke criminal tickets for jaywalking all day long, like what in the fuck are you doing?
It's just, it's too much money and too much time. Right. It's, it, it's going to be something, like I said, that's going to begin to move us down this, this path of great, you know, more businesses, um, that will enter into the cannabis bit, into the market, the industry. Um, more opportunity for people. I mean, I will say the tax system for recreational use, like in California, they, it was Prop 64.
They passed, um, in 2016, 2017, I forget which one. And that was supposed to be the thing that was gonna be like, Great, we've got recreational, we're gonna make it more affordable. This is gonna be great. We could do different things. And ended up, what they ended up doing was they added a 30% tax, which is a deterrent for people who say, Well then what's the difference between me getting either my card or getting me getting it from someone else, Either a friend who has a card or buying it through, you know, the black market in that sense of like, not through a regular regulated, you know, store, let's say.
And because of that, it, the taxes that are put on there. So like if I were to go in and buy a hundred dollars worth of, you know, cannabis products and, uh, I would have to pay 130. Right. Which is insane that I have to pay that much of a markup for recreational use. So there are certain places that still need to work on the legislation that are there.
Um, Well, but don't you think that this gives, these states the rights , It's funny how the state's rights party is gonna be against us. Um, this gives the states the rights and the, and the ability and the workroom mm-hmm. to really make sure that whatever. You know, opioid market that they have, the cannabis market that they have, that they can control it, they can tax it properly, um, Right.
They can regulate it properly and make sure that it's safe. And also deliver a product that's good for the consumer. Right. Again, rather it's recreational use or medical use. Right. Uh, Jay brings up a good point because I think this is also a thing that, um, that is going to advance in our country. Mm-hmm.
is that, and, and Joe Biden brought it up in his statement that the actual use of this drug, marijuana, proportionately between white and people of color is almost exactly the same. Um, there's not much difference in the overall use of it, but the actual criminal prosecution and the actual sentences that come with the criminal prosecution are much heavier on people of color.
Yes. Um, and that I think is, is, um, one thing that you're gonna see the right C on, and what I mean by that is they're gonna say some racist ass shit about your pardoning, thugs and cr you know, it's gonna be code word. It's gonna be code word. Yeah. Um, and they're gonna play into. . So you're gonna hear this a lot.
Um, because that is the fear that they're gonna try to use here because people aren't scared of marijuana. Yeah. They're just not. But these trumped up white people. It's really easy to scare them with the, the black people talk, right? Mm-hmm. . And that's what Fox News, that's what this Laura er, Abraham clip is kind of all about.
Um, well, she, I haven't seen the clip, but I can only imagine. She definitely loves to go on the Reefer Madness. I mean, so does anyone else on Fox News? They love, She literally had the Reefer Madness on her show like several months ago. Right. She didn't like had the, That was the, Well, she didn't call Reefer Madness.
I, I think I, I was one of the people that was like, Oh, here we go Reef for Madness. We're going through like the 1950 shit, because what she was calling it was pot psychosis. Oh, wow. And that's the way, it's like, well, pot psychosis leads to people committing crimes, murder, all these different things, which is like, that's not at all.
Hey, tell me one person. Who has ever gotten high and said, Oh man, you know what I should do right now? I should go commit a crime. . Never in my life have I ever, I mean, like I said earlier, maybe stealing a bag of onions. Maybe that, you know, never in my life have I smoked, had an edible, anything like that where I've, where have not been either with friends at a park on my couch, in my apartment, whatever, where I go, Oh fuck, I have this sudden rage to go commit a crime.
Never. I can barely even think to the extent of what, what, what should I have to eat? Right? Or like, what should I, you know, or like, Oh shit, I'm gonna go take a nap. Right? Which are some of the best necks I feel? My legs? I don't know. Well, uh, Amanda points out a good point here. It all hits different if you don't know the difference in edibles, joints, pens, dabs, ash.
I mean, I remember, I remember, uh, one of the first times I did, uh, a dab straight off a hot plate, um, with a little burner, and I took at the time, Wait, wait, say that all again, because I, I, So there's so a dap, you can have a wax, which is a more concentrated form, right? And there's like a little metal hot play, right?
So you use a little burner, one of those like, you know, like little burner, you know, the burner that some people were like, Oh, I got this like, little sole and they like, burn, you know, or like whatever the fuck they're making. Uh, it's, uh, I did it at a friend's house and. It's a concentrated format. Friends of, Yeah, friends.
I did a concentrated form and so what that hot plate sitting back there on that dresser? No, no, don't, don't look back there. Uh, what, what ended up happening was, uh, I didn't know the difference, right? So my friend was like, Oh, we should have this. It's much better. And I took inhale, like I would out of a bong, , and I Sounds like you have no experience at this, by the way, At, at the, at the first time.
The first time I did it, I just, I just moved to San Francisco. I was with a coworker, you know, He was like, Oh, you should try this. And I was like, Great. Okay, cool. Did it. And then every one of the room that I was with were like, Oh, and we're supposed to go out. And they're like, Oh shit. And I was like, What?
And they're like, uh, I mean, good on you for taking a hit that big, but you're fucked. And I was like, What do you mean? He goes, Just, just, if you don't wanna go out tonight, that's totally fine. If you do whatever. We ended going out and I was like, Fuck man. I was so fucked up, like, so fucking high the rest of the night.
It was crazy, but I just remember, can you imagine Gabe Sanchez being high? I can't imagine that. So, so fucked up. But my, it was just funny cuz in the moment my friend, my friend just like, Oh, And I was like, What are you, what are you talking about? He's like, Yeah, that's gonna, that's gonna hit different.
Mm-hmm. , it reminds me of the scene in, um, Chich and ch when they're in the car and he tells 'em to take a certain pill and he's like, Whoa. Oh, you just took the most, the most I've ever seen anyone take Is that the, is that the moment, is that your John moment that you had? That's pretty, pretty much what happened.
That's, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. , uh, I mean, it was, it was great. I mean, I had a fun time, uh, but it was definitely a learning experience to be like, Oh, next time I should know when I'm dealing with more concentrated forms, little wax dab, you know. So when, when someone offers you a dab and it has to do with marijuana, you should be careful.
Is that what you're saying? I mean, typically, yeah. I mean, I don't know. It depends on what your talent is, so, Well, I mean, maybe, maybe I could be, I could, look I'm not, I'm not Willie Nelson or, or a Snoop Dog level, Right. Which is like, I don't know if you've ever heard the story of, uh, he made an appearance on myth quests, which is shoot.
Yeah. Yeah. He's, it's a, it's an Apple TV show with, uh, one of the creator, it's Rob, one of the creators from Always Sunny. Mm-hmm. and Snoop Dog rolled up and it was like seven in the morning, and he showed up to the set and he was like, Hey, Snoop wants you to come on the trailer. And he is like, All right, cool.
So he like shows up to his bus and Snoop's like, got joints ready and they, you know, and it's like, you know, Snoop Snoop joint, which is fucking potent. And they both smoke. And, uh, he said the rest of the day he was incredibly high. He's like, I luckily I only had one scene that I had to film where I was like walking past Snoop Dog, but he's like, the rest of the day I had a bunch of calls with the Apple Finance team to be budgeting and he was like, he, he did it.
And he is like, I, I gotta go. I gotta go. I can't do this right now. . Oh my good. Well here's, here's Laura Nazi Ingham, um, telling us if we elect Democrats that we're gonna have a really good time. I'm not sure why she thinks these are all bad things, but let's listen here to Dummy. This is what they're gonna give you more of if you elect them.
Okay. Abortion, pot porn and more January 6th hearings. Great. How is this? I. Are they, you're, you're, you're giving me a pamphlet of, Hey, welcome to Disney World. You want to, you wanna come in ? I don't understand how these porn, these are bad porn is already legal. Right? Right. It literally, the internet is just porn.
Right. So that's, that's what caused the internet to become popular. Right? Yeah. Also, also you can thank any advance that we've made in, in technology, DVDs, hd, 4k, all of those things were on the forefront because of porn. The porn industry alone have pushed those technologies. So if you got fucking Blue Ray, you got 4K, and you got all these things, you can thank the porn industry for those.
Okay. Because if it wasn't for them, you'd be fucking still on VHS or fucking Beta Max or some bullshit Beta max. Oh fuck. You'd be putting the reels on the fucking projector. Right. So you can thank porn for the way that you watch, uh, your movies these days. Yeah. You know, and you know, who doesn't like some, some porno, even weird porno, cuz it can get weird.
Speaking of weirdos, this guy probably watches a different type of porn, if you know what I mean. This is a Republican from, or No, he's a libertarian. Excuse me. He's even worse than a Republican. He's even liber, also even libertarians have, have been a, uh, positively receiving the news about Biden's. Uh, well, yeah, of course.
M. Yeah. Well, yeah, but here's, here's this. He claims to be a libertarian, but he's talking about, he's talking about referendums, speaking of referendums. And most states have referendums on this pot issue. Referendums, right? Referendums. But this is, this is a referendum that he wants to have, and he pulls it out Nowhere here about what the age of consent is.
It is really fucking weird coming from a guy who looks like this, this age, who is the number one referendum he wants to talk about is consent. This is who these fucking idiots are. But let's listen. That should be up for a vote. What should the age of consent be? This is something that reasonable minds disagree on.
That should be up for a vote. what? I'm dead serious. Why are we ha, Why, Why? What do you mean reasonable mind? What the fuck is he talking about? This is, this is Arizona. How is that debate? This libertarian candidate says that they should have a referendum on the age of consent for statutory rape. Uh, is I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you. These people are super hyper focused on this stuff, and the reason why is because it's all they think about. It is weird shit. It's weird stuff. I wish we didn't have to talk about this nonsense. That there are people running for a public office that wanna have referendums and states because they think they'll get, Here's what he's, I I, I, I can tell what he's saying.
He's saying, Let's have a referendum, because they won't, the legislator won't lower the consent age, but surely the masses will. Right? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? This is, I mean, this is, was it Tennessee that, I mean, it eventually was random. Well, it was Tennessee. Who, who, who, who, who tried to vote the bill that would of let's just open it up.
Well, I mean, what they were trying to do was. Have a different type of legal marriage. Marriage. Right, Right. And then by, in that bill, they were hiding the fact that they were not setting an age for consent for that new type of marriage. Right. So their dumb asses could go out and marry young, but they eventually rero it the other day.
Right, Right. But didn't they eventually rewrote it? Right. Once it got pointed out. Right, right, right. Once it got pointed out that they were like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're wanting to marry children, like, um, No, don't re It's hard to, it's hard to rebrand when you say, Let's lower the age. It's very hard to rebrand from, So you're trying to marry kids and you're like, What?
No. Well, you know, And then of course, because it is their own projection, it's the same group. The Republicans who wanna be the ones who say, Well, these people are being pedophiles and they wanna marry kids, and they want to have sex with them and shit, and blah, blah. And it's like, No, that's actually you.
You guys are the ones trying to lower the age. We're the ones, You guys wanna make it a justified excuse to say, I can marry this 14, 12 year old girl, whatever it might be. You're fucking creep, man. It's weird. It's weird. Look, Democrats wanna watch, wanna watch porn get high and make sure people are held accountable and make sure women have privacy in their doctor's office.
Republicans and MAGA Republicans and MAGA libertarians for that matter. Because that's really, that's really where the Mago Republicans come from, is this libertarian shit. And let's be, let's be clear, the age of consent is 18 when you're an adult, right? It should be that, right? It should not be lower. I don't know how Gabe Faye gave.
Oh my God, the fucking dumbest thing is this guy, Is this guy stuck for marry? No. No. Well, he, he's assuming that we're saying that it should be lower than 18. We're calling this dude out and everyone else who wants to lower the age below 18. So Gabe, again, the whole ability to comprehend is a bit difficult it seems like.
But if you listen, if you just, just stop and listen, then you'll understand that what we said was this guy's a fucking creep , and it should not be lower than the age of 18. Okay. So I wanna, I wanna show you a clip here of something that, that, um, Who found this? It wasn't Ron. Yes, it was Ron Little Ksky.
This is a video off, uh, Stu Stu Peter's network. Apparently, um, shots fired. You see if you can . See if, because we're gonna go to bonehead, but no better setup here than these Boneheads. Um, I don't even know who these fucking idiots are. I have no idea. But there are people that are gonna vote that are listening to this shit.
Like Fake Gabe. Fake Gabe probably believes everything in this video. I'm sure. Fake, fake. Gabe voted early. He mailed his ballot in, and he already voted. He's already mailed his fraudulent Mailin ballot in. He's probably gonna say he wrote, he, he probably wrote in Trump, honestly, right? He probably did. He's probably gonna say, Tony, you're not gonna play the whole clip.
Um, because I can't stand to listen to all this nonsense. Listen to what these motherfuckers are saying about the Hurricane Ian. Listen, this is, I mean, this is not surprising, but there are people like fake Gabe, who believe this shit just because J Oh, well turn up says it, and Trump supporters say it said must be true.
Let's listen. To Florida, the governor, Rhon DeSantis has not been complying with, he's not been complying with this climate change agenda that the rest of the deep state and shadow government has been going along with and pushing. He's not been complying with the sanctuary state, illegal immigrants.
Florida is booming. It's successful. So many people have been moving there. And you know, the economy has boomed. They didn't shut down during covid. And of course, it's right before a major election too, one month away. It just seems to me that, oh, what better way to bring Florida to its knees, this booming economy, this booming state, let's bring it to its knees with a hurricane.
Is it possible, first of all, for them to do that? And secondly, I wanna know what makes this hurricane in your eyes, what are sort of the hallmarks of, uh, a manufactured hurricane? Did she just say, And I, and I, I've watched this a couple times and I, I, when you hear this, whoever this other moron is speak, she is literally saying, this is what she's saying, that the left, the liberals manufactured a hurricane.
Now, I am not saying that sh it's some kind of like, um, you know, it's all staged in Hollywood and DeSantis is going to the stage set where it's the destruction. But what she's saying is, is that this is like a false flag, hurricane type thing. I can't what And the actual fuck are these people talking about?
It, it
I'm dead serious. It sounds, this is, it's, this is fucking real. It certainly sounds like she is talking about how this was manufactured by the left because Florida was doing so great. Business was booming, people were great, didn't have the vaccines, da da da da da, whatever. Fucking bullshit. So someone on the left has a hurricane maker like, fucking throw some shit in a ninja blender and, Woo, you're good like that.
Like I don't even understand. Is it the same man people group that owns the space, flavors, lasers? I don't know. It's probably, they're probably, they're probably shooting, You know, again, this sounds like the plot of like a double oh seven movie, which I'm pretty sure they've already done recently in the last few years, which is basically weather control.
You've got a weather machine satellite up in space and it causes this area to, to change the weather pattern. You think that's what happened? Manipulate it. They seen the movie. They seem, and they're like, I think so this is, these are the same, these are the same people that thought that, God, I can't believe I'm gonna have to say this again.
These are the same people. That originally thought Biden and Trump did a face off movie plot scenario. Like literally took the face off one person, put it on the other as if the body shapes would ever make sense. and then tried to say that if, if Biden, if when they sh when they see Trump in jail, it's really Biden in jail.
And when they see, uh, Biden in the office at the, at the White House, it's actually Trump in the white, in the White House as president. That's the dumb ass shit that people were saying online. That is a real thing. There was a face off theory that a bunch of q people were pushing around on top of, well, this interpretation of the constitution and this, this date was really in March and not April and this and that, blah, blah, blah.
All trying to justify Trump being able to come back and become president again. These are the same people. I mean, then again, I mean you have to remember Trump was the one who asked if we could a hurricane. Well, I mean it, that's not surprising either that, that they're freaking out over Biden saying, Take, take it seriously when Putin says he'll use nuclear weapons.
The false, Oh my God. And he said, Joe Biden says yesterday. Take, I take Putin seriously when he talks about using nuclear weapons. Yeah. And then the, and the people like, Oh my God, did you hear this? Joe Batten's gonna get us into nuclear war. And like, your guy was talking about nuclear hurricanes using nuclear weapons on hurricanes.
And he was serious about it. And everyone in the room's like, No, that's not, It's, And then after he tweeted that the hurricane was gonna go in Ravage, Alabama, he goes, Sharpie and then draws in Alabama. Right. That is the guy, thankfully, that is no longer in control of one the nuclear codes, though he did try to steal them.
Uh, Right. Or at least, uh, had some documents that had information on there. But also the fact that this is, you know, thankfully this is the guy that's not in the office making the decisions of, hey, so how do we, uh, disperse disaster relief? How do we help these people out? How do we make sure that Americans have shelter, food, water, and, and what have you, so that they're able to, uh, get back?
And, and start their lives back over after their lives have been totally displaced by this natural disaster. Natural disa, I'm gonna say it again. Natural disaster. Not manmade. Not manmade. And for fake gay here saying it's a false flag that climate changes the cause of the end. Okay. Can we not go back to Ron DeSantis literally being like, This is a 500 year event.
This is a serious thing. We've gotta take it seriously. We need resources. Your dude, your dude's sitting, Your guy said that. So fake a, Do you believe what these boneheads are saying? Because here's the thing, I'm gonna play you a little bit of this guy's explanation of how the left is manufac. Don't play the full clip, Tony.
Well, you know, don't feel, that's not gonna help your off, Oh, listen to this guy. Listen to this guy just puke up all kinds of weather words and it sounds really cool. And I'm sure Fate G will believe it by the time he's done. You can say definitively that storm Hurricane Ian was absolutely positively steered, Period.
We recorded the animations of ground based radio frequency microwave transmissions. I, I challenge your listeners to just look at what we have captured on the homepage of geometry watch.org, controlling Hurricane Ian. I think you've seen that film, Deanna, right? Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Everybody should watch it.
So what that shows is that the ground based transmissions, and these are patented technologies that have been in existence for decades. When you activate those ground based transmitters with an air mass that's saturated with electrically conducted particles that are being sprayed from climate engineering jet aircraft, you manipulate those particles.
If you manipulate the particles, you manipulate the air mass dust the store. Okay. I can't, I can't anymore. I can't with it. Listen, these are the, the people who believe this garbage are the same people who watch late night infomercials. You know the ones with the electric pads, the shock pads that you put on your, your stomach one the apps and it creates abs.
Yeah. Yeah. They're the same motherfuckers that believe that shit. These are same people. These are the same people that believe, like Kelly Ann Conway thinking that microwaves, uh, that turn into cameras and our spine on you. Uh, you know, and Trump believing that, like these are the same people that are fucking, Look, if we send a bunch of electric particles out of this machine and we block, where the fuck are these machines?
Is it from space? Is it in the ocean? I, How is this shit? N i, this guy is literally saying that we had machines that were manipulating a natural disaster in saying this is the path it's going to take. And instead of taking this other path, we d we basically kind of added a buffer to it and we shoved it up this way.
You know, there's a movie from the nineties called Twister. Do you remember this movie? Oh dude, I love Twister. Right, Right. And it, and it has the, the Dorothy, the little, like the, I don't know, it looks like an oversized crockpot in the back of a pickup truck, right? Yeah. Yeah. And, and they, they try to send these little things out to, They cut 'em out a little Napa tornado shit.
Yeah. And then they cut the Pepsi cans out to have wings on it. Mm-hmm. . Cause they figure out, well they're not really flying around in the, in the tornado. Right. And they, and they do it Now, I've never watched that movie like, oh my God, this could be really good science. Now there may be something to it, but this guy, this guy is a fucking idiot when he absolutely is saying out loud.
Cuz she's like, Oh, it's manufacturer. But he's like, No, no, no. They were steering it. Right. They were steering it to, to hurt Ron DeSantis. Yeah. You people are fucking ridiculous. This is not, And if you ever wanna know how relentless they are to win and take power to take away your rights and your fucking freedom, this is the links they're willing to go to.
To convince people that the left steers manufactured hurricanes towards the state to hurt a fucking Republican. This is really stupid, dumb shit, uh, to validate. Yes, this guy does. He's definitely on the level of Michael and Dell. I'm gonna, I'm gonna subpoena all the machines, . So maybe this guy's gonna go after the weather machines that are just out there, maybe in the open, sending electric particles that are manipulating the path that a natural disaster was taking, like Hurricane Ian to say, Oh, you know what?
We need to go 10 degrees more southwest up to the corner of floor. Like, what the fuck are we, What are you, what are you saying, ? Well, he says all kinds of weather words, you know, I, He said weather words in there, right? So it sounds like he knows. You know what he's talking about. That's why that's a really dumb people to look at this and go, Hey, this guy's really smart.
He knows all these weather words. He must know stuff about hurricanes and stuff and what he's showing. I don't know if that's a, It was a thermal map of the storm or what exactly. I mean, it looked like kind of a hot to cold thermal reading, right? I don't know. I'm not a, I meteorologist absolute proofed left, but it's proof that the left was steering it though.
For sure. It's pretty convincing to me that, uh, the left is in fact the ones that are, you know, God using that sos money to build that weather machine, and it's like, I, it's almost as if they think that this is like a drone. They're like, Okay, and, uh, we're gonna go this way and this way. Like it's, they just plugged in their phone and they're like, Great, I got my drone and we're gonna, we're gonna cause this hurricane to shift course away from this area.
We're gonna cause more damage over here. Less damage over there. That makes no sense. I know. Why would, why would we? Oh my God, why wouldn't we steer it out into the ocean? So there was no damage at all, Right? I mean, I'm all for steering hurricanes away from places that would call damage. Right? That's cool If we can figure out, if we get together with this dumb fuck and figure out what he's saying is true, which is not.
But if we could, man, it would make a great partnership to steer these things away from places of property and people and communities and economies. Um, and not, not only that, but if, if, let's say the Democrats were in fact in some weird ass bizarro weather controlling world, and they directed it towards Florida, and let's assume this is a blue versus red thing, right?
Wouldn't you assume that the Democrats who are controlling this weather from a weather machine would say, Oh, fuck Florida and do the whole fucking state or just the red state? I mean, really this is the same nonsense. They're like, Oh, they're cheating in the election. Like real, if we were gonna cheat motherfucker, we'd have took way more seats in the Senate, way more seats in the house, and we'd have slam dunked your guys' ass.
Do oblivion. Yeah. What the hell are you talking about? This is all nonsense. These are bone heads. Speaking of bone heads, speaking of bone headss, we have bonehead of the week. Uh, welcome to Stone tv. Jerry, Is it stone? Maybe Stone tv. Stone tv. I don't know. But we have bone end the week coming up after this break.
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Welcome back to the show. Had about 30 minutes. Had about 30 minutes to do Bone Head of the week. Boy, do we have some great bone inventory we've been talking about all week, So let's get into it for a bone end of the week. Gabe, there were so many bone heads this week. Oh, you changed your, You changed your color there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You different segment. Different segment, different color. You go to the other color. I still have the dark brand back here. Or the Dan brand? Dan Brandon. Yeah. What do you think about the Dan Brandon? I'm still waiting on the file, by the way, for the Dan Brandon merch. Did you let people know Brand merch?
Okay. Yes, we have Dan Brandon merch coming. Just waiting on the file so I can make the shirt post it. Right, And then we can make the graphic here. So if we get this in this next 30 minutes, I will give you the Dan Brandon merch. Well, let's do this, since we got a lot of bone heads to get to, Not a lot of time.
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We, Kanye West, Herschel Walker and Matt Walsh. I noticed they all, all their names start with W and I think that was planned. That was last names. Their last names. That was, that was the Walker and Walsh. Three dubs, www. Yeah, we should have www a little more bone head. Yes. Oh yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, that's, as they say, that's how the cookie crumbles.
You know? Hell, the cookie crumbles. So let's, let's start, um, the
Matt Walsh and Kanye West. Holy shit. Mm-hmm. , this kind of stuff is just, um, infuriating. But let's start with Matt Walsh for a second here. Cuz I wanna, I wanna explain exactly what Matt Walsh did, but there's also a clip of it that I'll play. But what we get from the Matt Walsh boneheaded moment this week is that he basically admits that he wants to be able to impregnate teenage girls so he can trap them in marriages.
Am I getting that right? Sounds about right. You know, he, uh, as we'll see in the clip, he talks about how 1957 was the peak, was the peak year that girls were having babies, you know, these teenagers were having babies. And then he and his, whoever is a guest on the show or co-host, I don't know, cuz I don't listen to fucking Cock radio.
But, uh, on the show they talk about why that was a thing and how they're trying to justify, uh, kind of why that's. Why their own secret, sick, weird fantasies. Desires are okay to have, because that's how it used to be. I love Asan biker Asan. ABIs. Take on. Oh, it was fantastic. Yeah. Spot on. He said, he says, shocked that Matt Walsh is interested in pronating.
16 year olds. Totally shocked. Like this isn't a surprise that Matt Walsh would say this garbage. Yeah. Uh, but here, here's the clip. We'll listen to a bit of it. Now he's talking, I'm not sure who he's talking to here on K Radio, but he's got his co oster, his guest or something, and they're just as vi on disgusting as he is.
But let's listen to the, the Petos had their peto talk. None. It is not, in fact, ever since the beginning of time, teenage girls have been getting pregnant. It, it used to be more common, the, the peak ever since they started keeping records of these things, which they only started doing recently, like in the 20th century.
Uh, but ever since they started keeping records in 1957 was the peak for teenage pregnancy, 1950. . This is not the flex that he thinks it is. Yeah. It really is not. It's very gross. So he's like, since the dawn of time people have been raping teenage girls and getting them pregnant, so now we should have the abil like, What the fuck are you talking?
Or, Or is like, since the dawn of time we've had women that have been felt, or, or, or forced into a relationship and marriage. Right. And their role has been dictated to them that it's only to make me a meal and make me a baby. And that's what, That's what Matt Walsh and whoever the fucking guest is on this show, Right.
Are trying to use right now. They're trying to be like, Well, it worked back then, so we should make it work now. Right. Well, you know, this is coming from a guy who doesn't know what a woman is. Yeah. Like literally know what a, He doesn't know what a man is either. Literally. Literally his movie is called What is a Woman Like?
He doesn't know. He doesn't around the country trying to figure out what a woman was. I think honestly, there was a bit of projection going on here. So he was projecting his own kind of, Well, what is a woman? Right? Like, I don't really know. I. We know Ben Shapiro can't get his wife wet. We know, uh, who owns The Daily Wire, who is the company producer.
It's all connected, All radio shit. Exactly. And so this is just one of those moments where I feel like there's a subliminal side to him asking. He's like, No, but really, I don't know. Like I wanna know because I don't, I don't understand, as Matt Walsh would say, I don't understand. I don't respect women. I want them to be my 16 year old sex slave in my basement.
Like that's the type of guy that Matt Walsh comes off as is, and I'm not gonna play the rest the other two minutes of this clip because it just continues on with this vi garbage about how they think it's their right as a white man. Yeah. To, to impregnate teenage girls. So that way they can trap 'em into marriages for decades and decades and decades to come.
And I'm sure fake gay in the chat will say, Oh, you're taking it totally outta contact. You're not playing the whole clip where they talk about marrying teenage girls. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We'll, we'll go with that narrative. Right. So let's move on to the next bonehead, because I'm sure next week and the week after Matt Walsh will continue to do boneheaded shit as well as the next bonehead.
Kanye West, Kanye West, um, did some really weird stuff over the last couple weeks. He actually, um, He went to some fashion show, and I'm not sure, I don't know what fashion show it is. It's not here in the United States. It's somewhere. Do, do you know where this fashion show was, Gabe? I'm not really sure. It was, uh, was it in Paris?
I think it was. Uh, now he appeared with PDA Owens. Right. Which Canice Owens is the Herschel Walker of Kanye West, right? Yeah. , I mean like, these are all one in the same of what these kinda people, What I'll say is that, uh, uh, yes. One, it was in Paris, um, uh, if I'm, But he was there with Candice Owens, am I correct?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Yeah, he was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because yeah, the reason he was in Paris is because 11 years ago he had his first fashion show there, so he did another one. Now he's with Candace and he wears a shirt that says White Lives Matter. Right. Christian Walker is one. I mean, you know, Christian Walker is very much on the same path that, uh, Candace Owens is on, um, and Kanye West.
Now, I don't know to what degree each of them truly believe what they're spewing and what they're saying in terms of white supremacist rhetoric or anti. Um, you know, person of color rhetoric, but the fact that you're gonna wear a shirt, White Lives Matter. He was on Tucker Carlson last night. Just Yeah.
This type of, this type of Tony Harding. Yeah. It doesn't, the whole thing confusing. He talks about the Clinton's in that clip. He talks about White Lives Matter. He talks about being, trying to be manipulated by the left. Like it's all of these things. I mean, you have to also remember that Kanye West does, uh, he, he, he, uh, does have bipolar.
Um, we know that, you know, he, I don't know if he currently takes medication for it, but he, he did have a moment this past year where he was like in his Wyoming home and it wasn't seen people and, you know, was separated from his family and that caused issues. So there is a little bit of that on like the mental health side, which is unfortunate for anyone who has that.
But, you know, some of the stuff that he says, I do wonder, like, is it truly him believing this or is it the fact that, you know, he doesn't take his, doesn't take medication, right? Or is it like, I don't know, is it a bunch of paranoia that he has? Um, or is it truly what he believes? Um, or does he live in this like, heightened state of reality right now?
So I saw a tic-Tac, um, yesterday. Mm-hmm. as I was scrolling through Tic. And this guy in, I don't even know who it is, the guy on TikTok is like, Wait, so you're telling me a bunch of Backwood rednecks are now Kanye West fans? Is that what you're saying? Just because he's willing to, to send to them. This is really weird.
It's weird stuff, right? Weird stuff. Like they, they hate, they hate rap music and all that noise, but they love them some Kanye West because he's willing to semp for them. Well, it also gives 'em an excuse to say the N word without having any sort of issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. But I mean this, this clip here of Kanye, um, and the Tonya Harding stuff, but really, um, the other clip I wanna show too is just the, the one clip where he's talking is explanation of why he, um, loves or why he wore the White Lives Matter, his one reason, and then the look, just the pure look that Tucker Carlson G Oh yeah.
Is, is, But let me play that Tanya Harding part first. Can you find me the one where the Tucker Carlson just gazes upon him, like he just lovingly ask him to. Do something, retain his This, I'm just gonna say this whole segment really had, uh, Clayton Bigsby vibes going on. Right. For anyone who remembers Dave Chappelle the first pilot episode.
Right. They're like, Fuck it, we're going for it. And, uh, Right. That was the vibes I'm getting out of this. Yeah. Well, well, here is, here's Kanye describing how him wearing White Lives Matter was like Tanya Harding, I, I can't figure this out, but let's try to decipher it for the people. Even if you don't believe in God, God believes in you.
So you made reference to the White Lives Matter t-shirt. Mm-hmm. she brought out at Paris Fashion Week. Yeah. Why, why did you do that? And what did it mean? You know, I did, I do certain things from a feeling I, like, I just, I just channeled the energy. It just feels right. It's using a gut instinct, a connection with God, and just brilliance.
You know, like as if you ask like Tanya Harding, how she did the, the triple flip or the triple spin. Yeah. She was in so much practice that when it was time for her to skate in a, in a comp competitive format, it just happened. Like it happened outside the practice, it happened in the real format. Are you catching why this has anything to do with a a t-shirt that says White Lies Manone, Are you catching this?
No, I didn't. I I can't, I can't figure this out. I, I watched this a couple of times to try to figure out what the hell he's talking about here. Like, what the hell does Tony Harding have to do? Uh, it's, um, I can't, I, cuz he knows who Tony Harding is, Right? Does he, I would assume, I feel like Tony Harding is so ingrained within like, the lexicon of, of our, our country that you, everyone would be like, Oh, pulled to Tanya Harding.
Like everyone knows who she was, your figure skater, what she did, uh, you know, break the knees or break the leg. Uh, but there was even a movie that came out just like two years ago, right? Uh, but maybe that's just where his brain is going. I don't, I can't figure out what the hell this has to do with the, the t-shirt.
I can't figure it out. What it has to do with the idea. He even goes on to say one part about his dad texting him. Uh, his dad was a, a, a former founding member of the Black Panthers in Chicago, I think he says, um, which again, I, I take him at his word for that. Um, But how his dad thought this was funny too or something.
Um, I don't, I don't, I don't get, I mean, like, I know, Sorry, I'm trying to find the clip. I know the one that you're talking about. Because basically he says like, Why did you wear it? And he goes, Well, because white lives do matter. Right, Right. And then Tucker and, and it's, it's really the response that the, the look on Tucker Carlson's face.
That's Yeah. Very telling. When, when he, when he does that. I'm trying to figure out who had that clip. Did AAN or Aaron have that clip? I thought I retweeted. I don't know. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Oh, I think I've got, uh, I've got, It's a two minute clip, but I think it's early. Oh, here it is. Here it is. You got it.
Cat had it. Can't had. Okay. Um, she says, uh, uh, here we go. Uh, get someone to look at you like Tucker looks at Ka, he says, White Lives Matter. Watch . Watch Tucker carlston. It, it almost feels like his, his bald tener heats up. When, uh oh, yeah. I'm assuming that, Oh, he is, I'm assuming that he wears a ball tanning belt.
That it's like a chastity belt, but it constantly has a ball tanner on to Yeah. Yeah. There's a, there's a constant, uh, glowing that comes out of his, uh, nether regions. Right. But, but the, the look on his face, it feels like, it, it, the, the degree on the tanner that he has on the ball Tanner, he hand on, goes up like a thousand degrees.
Watch this. This is, this is kinda weird. So the answer to why I wrote White Lives Matter on a shirt is because they do's the obvious thing. Yeah. So let me, let me get you a breeze, right. This is, this is Tucker Tucker, right? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Like, Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone, everyone has always known this.
You don't have to put it on a t-shirt anywhere. For people to know this. The reason why, the reason why people say Black Lives Matter is because to people like Tucker Carlson, they don't know that. Yeah. They don't know that. And it's a thing you have to say because people, there are still people running around who don't think they do okay.
You fucking bone heads, especially Kanye West and it, and it really is, you know, it really is rich. Someone like Kanye who ha who, who would suffer no financial consequences from this because he's not gonna lose his wellbeing or his fucking money, or the money that he's gained over time. He's not gonna go broke because of this.
Yeah. It is really rich for him to do this. Right. And to basically spit all over his fans. There's also a great clip out there if you can find it and I'll play it. Uh, and I don't know who it is, but just railing him for his support of Trump. And it's the same shit here. Yeah. You see exact same shit that's here, um, where Tucker Carlson is gazing upon.
Look at him gazing Lahan Tucker. Tucker just loves the, the Tucker O face that's coming. I mean, that's showing himself, uh, in, in this video. And also like what faces he was making when we didn't see it on his angle. Mm-hmm. . I can only imagine. As soon as he was like, Well of course White Lives Matter, you know?
He's like, Of course. Of course. He's like, Oh, fuck yes. Someone, someone who isn't white said it. This is amazing. Right. He just said it on fucking tv. We got it right. Were you recording? Oh my God. This is amazing. Like now, anytime somebody says Black Lives Matter, I can show 'em a clip of Kanye, a black man who is successful saying White lives matter, Do matter.
Cuz that's the obvious choice. That is what Tucker's gonna do. He's probably gonna fuck he, I guarantee Tucker goes home and just fucking plays that clip over and over and he goes, White lives do matter. Of course white lives do matter. Of course white lives do matter. Of course. Meanwhile, uh, Tucker Carlson's wife is like, Hey, you coming to bed?
He goes, Yeah, yeah, just one, one more minute. Get just gimme one minute in the bathroom. Here's, here's the clip I was talking about. Oh, when, when he showed the tmz the absence of thought. And the reason why I feel like that, cuz Kanye, you're entitled to your opinion. You're entitled to believe whatever you want.
But there is fact in real world, real life consequence behind everything that you just said. And while you are making music and being an artist. And he goes on to say it. Now this is a TMZ clip, so this is gonna be, this is at the TMZ office here in, in la. So Kanye showed up to the office and I can't remember if the, if the event was, they were talking about Kanye and then he showed up cuz he was like, All right, let's talk about this.
Or he was near and he just showed up. I forget the order of events, but he was there. And that is one of their other like, just like, cuz the way that the setup in TMZ is everyone is like, uh, they're pitching ideas and they're talking. So it's kind of, you, you, you learn about everyone in the office. So that was just another employee at tmz.
Mm-hmm. who addresses, Because I think the comment was in response to saying that slavery was a choice. If I remember correctly, it was when Kanye said, Slavery's a choice. And everyone's like, you, you're telling me that for 400 years, They chose to be in that position. Right. But it's the same dumb shit where he supported Trump and now he's doing the White Lives Matter with Candice Owens.
It's the same, it's the same dumb shit. Uh, where they're, they're ignoring, ignoring what is fact and what is reality, uh, because they're spitting on Black Lives Matter. Right. Because there was no White Lives Matter movement. Well, I mean, they didn't, There was, they just didn't call themselves White Lives Matter.
They called themselves like the Ku Klux Klan, the neoNazis, and there's plenty of White Lives Matter movements, but they didn't say the words, White Lives Matter until we had to actually tell the country, Hey, black lives do matter. Right. And it was a movement. And also say that shit, all lives can't matter.
Right. Until we actually That's right. Include other lives that are not white. Right. And that's the point of the movement, The entirety. Yeah. But they don't get there. Right. Like, I've got videos on YouTube of making a sketch. That was a basic, basic analogy, which is like, Hey, somebody hurt themselves. Great.
Do you need a bandaid? Oh, I, why can't I get the bandaid right now? Well, we're trying to help this other one, this other person who has a more serious wound, and they're like, Oh, well this is all bandaids. You know, it's like that type of bullshit where they are getting upset at the fact that the, that them as a white group collectively, white people are not getting the attention that they normally.
Because God forbid we have equality in this country, right? God forbid we give everyone equality and equity and say in representation, because if we don't, then the white man, right? The white person, the, the, the oppressed group now as they like to call themselves, are but hurt and they feel neglected and ignored.
And, uh, and because we wanna give everyone the attention that they need and everyone the, the resources and aid that they need, uh, white people get really upset, right? Especially rich white people. Rich white people like, uh, maybe are dishonorable mention juliani. How did he make the list? I'm really not sure how he made the list.
Rudy Giuliani. What did he, what did he do? . So he's got, uh, till the end of the day to pay his ex-wife plus also lawyer fees. 250 or $260,000, I think is what it's going on. So his ex-wife, it not, uh, not his second cousin, ex-wife, uh, his ex-wife, . This is the other one. This is the other one. He's been married like three times.
Great. Uh, his other one, the sanctity of marriage is their, their parties way by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so basically by the end of the day, he has to cough up. This has been an ongoing. because they divorced and, um, she's like, I want my shit. And, uh, he has to pay her this money by the end of the day or else he gets, uh, put in jail.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This isn't just like he, he's held in contempt or he, he, well, whatever, I mean, it is called that, but they're actually gonna, they're gonna slap some cuffs on him. They, they will slap, they will slap some cuffs on him. I mean, like, if I, if I'm going through it's, it, do you think he comes up with this money?
It's because you tweeted out here by the end of the day, what, what can Rudy Giani do to make 225,000 plus lawyer fees to avoid being thrown in jail? Wrong answers only, of course, you said, But I, I could think of a lot of things that Rudy Giuliani could do. Um, I don't know if it would make him $225,000, but, Right.
So basically, uh, yeah, the judge in the, in the case said, You, you, you, I'm forcing you, you gotta pay, uh, your ex-wife $225,000 or else you will serve jail time. And, you know, this is a decision that was made in September. Um, so he's had, I don't know, a few weeks or so, uh, to pay this back now. Rudy Giuliani, he's the guy's g Money on his YouTube channel, selling cigars, selling slippers, slippers, selling all.
I, I mean, I, I went through his, uh, his actual, let me see if I can find the original tweet. Um, but I, I once went through all of his, like affiliate marketing where it's like, use code named Rudy, and there's like eight or nine, um, types of, uh, affiliate marketing that he tries to do on his show. Mm-hmm. . And it's, it, it very, it's very sad to see someone who was once, quote unquote, America's mayor, uh, now falls solo.
Here we go. 2021, I, I tweeted this out. I'll send you the link. Uh, but basically he's gotta pay this money back to his ex-wife and the judge's like, Look, you got until the end of the day, the end of the day being October 7th, or else. You go to jail. And, uh, that's, that's where it is right now. I mean, like, there's, there's no way getting around it.
Um, you know, I mean there, you know, in a lawsuit, Judith Giuliani, to whom she was married from 2003, 2018, they have no children claimed. Her four former spouse had fallen behind on alimony payments, totaling $262,000 from their 2019 divorce settlement. Oh, look at that. The guy is not actually rich or doesn't actually wanna be a decent human and agreed to the thing that he signed, which was a contract to say, I owe you this much money in alimony after divorce.
Um, but you know, of course, what do you expect? It's a fellow Trump humping. Did you need me to pull this, this, Um, sorry, I, I, I have great news for everyone. The Dan Brandon. The Dan Brandon. Does that mean real time came through real time? It's happening real time. Real time. I'm putting up. So let's, let me pull up your, um, Yeah.
Photographic, We'll talk about this and then you can go, Well, we'll go to the Dan Brandon stuff. We all know that, uh, Brandon, um, legalize well is trying to legalize, well decriminalize really in essence, um, marijuana by, by giving pardons to people with possession. Yeah. Um, so we'll get to that part here in just a second.
But here, Ear Rouge giani is so, He's running the selling products on his YouTube channel, and here's all the things that he's, Yeah, he's selling. So we've got MyPillow. Mm-hmm. , he's selling gold. He's selling a, uh, a home security system. He's selling some pharmaceutical, non FDA approved product called Omega xl.
I don't know what, I forgot what that is. He's selling, uh, amac. I have some, I think it's American something. I forget. Then he's, he's pushing, you know, MyPillow, he's pushing Famous, uh, I think it's a smoke shop and then also a Fisha, which is a cigar magazine because we all know Rudy Giuliani loves the fucking Smoke a stoy.
These are just some of the examples that I found. I don't know if he's done more since then, probably, but if you text Rudy to any of these numbers, you'll get yourself a deal for a security system, buying gold, getting MyPillow slippers, uh, a membership to a smoke shop. Like this is the type of person, like how far this guy has fallen from his position as America's mayor, like I said before, and I find it hilarious.
I mean, we've all seen the things that have happened to this guy since then, right? Like he's. You know, he is, he's on cameo doing happy birthdays and stuff. He's, uh, he's promoting, uh, the insurrection and the overthrowing of a government because he has a bunch of legal theories that he presented to the court.
That the, even the judge lawyers, the Trump appointed, uh, or sorry, the, the Trump appointed judges laughed in his face and said, You don't actually have any evidence to prove that the 2020 election was rigged. And then Rudy and I used this term very loosely as a lawyer, you know, cuz he's, well it was at least a lawyer, I think in the state of New York.
They took away his license. So we can't actually practice there anymore now, which is hilarious, . And that's what happens. You take an action, there are consequences you fuck around, you find out. And Rooted Giuliani is another example. And this is just one of the things that he's being, uh, you know, in trouble for.
He, so he owes $225,000 to his ex-wife. He's under an investigation for the Georgia case. He's also under investigation for his involvement in the January 6th, you know, leading up to the big lie. Um, this guy is he, whether he truly believes these things or he's like, Fuck it, I'm so far down the rabbit hole.
I need to actually follow through with his group. I need to back Trump no matter what because he's my only saving grace out of the situation. Who knows? But, you know, America's mayor. Uh, this guy who was a former lawyer is only left to YouTube videos. That's all he can do. He's left to YouTube videos and he is left to affiliate marketing to be like, Hey, if you guys wanna get these products, make sure to text 8 8 42 with the code name Rudy.
Like, Whoa boy, we are really digging down deep for the money here. Uh, and I don't think that he'll be able to get the 225 I here's because here's the other thing, like, who are you gonna get 225 from that quickly? It's gotta be a loan, a personal loan actually go to a bank. And I can't imagine a lot of people are looking at Rudy Giuliani's record right now and be like, You know what, these guy's a pretty upstanding dude.
He'll pay back his debts, no problem. Uh, I can't imagine that's actually gonna be the case. And so unless there's a miracle he's gonna go to jail and until he and spend his time in jail, until he pays off this amount, which will be even more difficult once he's actually in jail and doesn't probably have access to the resources he might have outside of jail.
But you know what? The good part, if he wants to get high now before he goes to jail, he can do that. And it's called All Thanks to Dan Brandon. No, it's all thanks to Dan Brandon. What? Look here. Store, not d tony michaels.com. I put the, I put the. The link for the t-shirts in the comments Dan brand, the brand new, just hot off the presses right here live on the show.
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I don't know. I'm saying that both of them might be a nice Christmas gift for the holidays. That is. Hey, that's a idea. Idea. You can do both of them. Yeah. One day's, Dan, here's day. It's dark. Here's the deal. I've got the shirts up for Dan, for Dan Brandon, but I promise after the show I will put up the hoodies.
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But store about deep 90 michaels.com. So is the T-shirt. This is hot off the presses. This is happening live as we're on air and we all, we all know there's a Republican in your family who actually smokes. Absolutely. So do you think smokes weed. You think he's so, I don't know. I don't, I don't know. But he ended up being our alpha duck.
Yeah. Um, I have a feeling I know why you put him as our, as our alpha duck this week. Yeah. Is it because of that, that photo that ended up in the Louv? Is that Yeah. Is that what Yeah, that's one of the reasons. I mean, that was, it was, that was the, that was the moment in which he kind of signed his way onto that position.
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna find, um, this, this picture of it at the Louv, and I love to play the clip, but we're running outta time here and we really gotta get to the, the winner of the week. Um, but this picture of the louv and apparently you flew on a plane. I, yeah, I got an a go over super. I got a super pack, a super Sonic super PAC Sorrows.
Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's what you said yesterday. This was, this was all paid with, um, um, George Soros money. Uncle Georgie. Uncle Ge Soros paid here, there it iss. There it is. Paid, paid for my trip to, uh, to the Louv. I got a, and like I said, I got, I had a private tour with a small group of other Antifa members and we were able to see the unveiling of sad DeSantis at the, they called it Sad DeSantis Santa Lou.
They called it Sad Desant. Okay, well here is the, um, here's the, the picture that Gabe took from the lube. This is completely real. Yeah. This is definitely not percent, 1% computer Photoshop or anything like that. For sure. And these are the other Antifa members that went with you, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were given George Soros Antifa, um, free ticket on the, on the, the space laser jet that went over to see this, unveil. It. It was amazing. We all, and for dinner, we all had, uh, you know, Campbells tomato. Oh, okay. You know, for family, I mean, soup. Yeah. Right. And Tepa loves soup cans. Yeah. Uh, cans of soup, especially tomato.
But you see, your Rhonda is not liking that the people of, of Florida are so welcoming to a decent, empathetic human being. Like Joe Biden, who would, uh, very, very low bar. Very low bar, just care for the American people. This picture is gonna be probably the, the most famous Rhonda picture in history. Yeah.
This is what he's gonna go down in history for. And Joe Biden is gonna go down in history for being dank and dark. Brandon. That's what, that's where we're going with Dan, Dan, Brandon. This is, Oh, what, what a. What a k around this is. And the whole, the whole time after hurricane even went through, you know, trying to, he tried to, to, to change the narrative and say, Oh, I had to ask for this stuff.
I had to request it, right? I had to be approved by him because I request all that bullshit. Joe Biden had that shit at the ready. And you know what, Rhonda Santi can go fuck himself. Boom. And why you're at store dot need tony michaels.com. You can grab a Rhonda Santis can go fuck himself. Your We don't mess around with a merch here anymore.
Do, No, we're on top of it, man. Like, boom, boom, boom. As soon as, I mean, Luke, yesterday we got the t-shirt yesterday, Dan, Brandon lit up and we're like, boom, New merch Brandon shirt. Gotta get the shirt. Had the, had the artist get the design, get it going, do the Dan Brandon thing. So the last, the last and vinyl winner.
Now you're gonna have to put the, the video in. I don't have the video there loaded yet. If you'll put the, um, the celebration video in there in oh two, just put it in, uh, stream yard here. But, um, we've got, we've got Hersha Walker of course is bone end of the week cuz when you, you vote, you decide to do as a bone of the week.
And he did a lot of boneheaded stuff this week. And I wanna break it down in just a few minutes cuz we don't have a lot of time left here, but holy moly. Did, did he come out strong and he won the race? Hersha Walker Sure is a great running back. Yeah. And he sure is great at racing. He's fast. Mm-hmm.
because he came out of the gate here at this, with this race of bone end the week and he won immediately. It was no contest this week for Bone. And I mean, I think, I think we know why, right? Like as soon as Monday hit with the, with the Daily Beast article and what became a family, like a live showing of Family Feud, we saw Herschel versus Christian Walker.
Christian Walker calling out the hypocrisy of the Republican party, you know, calling out his father's lies and Hersha Walker continuing to double, triple, quadruple down on this idea that I don't know who that woman is. I never pay for that abortion. Only to then find out daily abuse was like, fuck it.
Because the woman then courageously came forward and said, I will give you more details. I am actually, not only did I get an abortion, uh, with Herschel Walker, but I am one of the, I am the parent of one of his children. And this is one of the secret children that we found about, we found out about in June when the Daily Beast reported that he had an additional three kids.
That nobody was aware of. Right. Which all this is part of the same reporting. Yeah. That he's a lying sack of shit when it comes to his ass. A pathological liar. Right. And, and Christian Walker, he's an asshole. Okay. Yeah. And he will probably continue to be an asshole, but they even claim this week that somehow he's an instrument for the left or something, which is absolutely mind boggling because they semp, they semp for him like they did Kanye West wearing the White Lives Matter shirt for, for years and years.
They've loved Christian. Yeah, because he's always said the stuff that they wanna hear out of person like his mouth. So they can say, See, like you said earlier, see he's doing it, he's saying it right. And it, the, the token black person thing is what Right. Gets it. Just cause again, they're like, Look, he's a right.
Uh, a, a, a black, uh, gay man, although Christian says he doesn't identify as gay, I, but he likes men. So there's that. It's really weird. It's a weird day down, but it's the idea that the Republican party can claim this person and say, Look, we aren't racist, we're not homophobic, we're not bigoted. Look, Christian Walker is a, a representation of us accepting him into our party, but that's only because he's just regurgitating the things that we want him to say.
And as soon as he stops, which is what we saw this week, which is the only thing that he said was, My father lied. I'm calling out the lies you can hate me for my beliefs and my politics and what I. But I just wanna call out the lies of my father that he promised he would, he would come clean about last year and as just for him saying that the left was like, Don't betray your family.
Don't go after your dad. You're working for the left. So it's very quickly they will toss you aside and cast you out like a leper as soon as you do something that goes against the narrative that the Republican party wants you to say. Well, and I mean, that's not surprising with these folks. Yeah. That they'll cast you out and cast you aside.
And here's, I'm not gonna play the audio, but here's Christian. He did several videos, um, on social media about how his dad's a liar. And again, you gotta kind of take what Christian Walker says at face value cuz he's not the most honest person that there is either on social media. Right. But the guy wasn't lashing out at anyone.
Defending himself from the people who were saying, You are a liar. And he is like, What? No, I'm telling you. And and he was directing it, not at liberals, he was directing it. He even said, You family values folks. Yeah. Like he's saying, You people who out there claim you have family values. That's who I'm talking to.
Like literally. So yeah. Iha Walker. There's so many reasons why he could be the bone end of the week. Um, because he did so many boneheaded things this week. Yeah. Like it was like something tells me something tells me more is gonna come out. I mean, this was, this was definitely a, this was an October surprise.
Not only did we find out that he had an abortion, which is like, that wasn't so surprising me. Kind of assumed Well, he didn't have one. He paid for one. Right. He paid for one. Right. Right. So that, that wasn't too, that wasn't totally surprising. But the, which, the very surprising effect was that his son, who has been very pro Herschel Walker from the very beginning, Right.
Love my dad. All this stuff I'm supporting couldn't take anymore stomping for you. He said, This is it. I can't take it anymore. Right. He promised you were gonna do this. So he did continue to support him after the fact of breaking his promise, he then got to a point of when the article came out, he lied and said, Not mine didn't pay for an abortion.
I don't know the woman. And that is when her, or that's when Christian Walker was like, Okay, enough's enough. I'm done. We watched the Family Feud this week and it, it got Herschel on Bone Head of the Week and he won. So congratulations to her. Wa Wash. Herschel Walker, our Bone Head of the week. Let's give him his
Hersha Walker. Thank you for being such a bonehead. You, you will probably enjoy more winds here at the Bone net of the week. You are a Bone End of the week Champion. Um, you actually invented Bone Head of the Week. I'm sure he invented it. He probably, he probably invented the internet. Yeah. Well probably invented this software that we're using.
He, he came up with YouTube. He was in the room when YouTube was invented. He's the reason why you're watching this right here, right now. I I, I really think I I should, I should be thinking Herschel Walker for, uh, for the idea that I had about Bone Head of the Week. Right. Because if if it were not for those things, then we would not be here right now.
That may not be here. Right. And I do, I do wanna, I do wanna say, I just want to explain this for a moment, Andrew. How come Tony and don't read the chat? We do. We have been very pressed for time. We're already 10 minutes over, right. So I apologize that we did not read the comments during this segment. Uh, we've just been trying to rush through the whole show today, right?
And we're, we're way over time, but we are, we definitely do not. So a apologi not spent on Bonnet of the week. Yeah, and we are trying to get, we're trying to get the Dan Brandon thing going. So it's, it's been a hectic morning here at Theto Michael's podcast behind the scenes because literally you are looking at behind the scenes.
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Oh yeah. We should send him a shirt. You know, that would be a great gift, wouldn't it? What a, a great gift, I think would be Desant to get one of those t-shirts. Maybe we send him a, a Ronda Sanco fuck himself, and we send him a dark Brandon and then send him a Dan brand. You know what we could do? We may, I don't know if we can do this or not.
Maybe we should put that art on a pair of white rubber boots, boots. I'm saying he would probably wear 'em anywhere and everywhere he goes. Everyone. Um, thank you. Thank you for joining us for this edition of Bone End of the Week. Everyone on the Tony Michael's podcast. Stick around. We have a few announcements, but if you're on the Mind such network, thanks for joining us.
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Bone of the week burn to burn a burn hair of the roof. I'm big, but I, Who gives a shit? It's Friday, right? It's Friday. It's Friday, Friday. And we get to smoke all weekend. Apparently. That is true. I have to, I I need to, I'm You're not gonna be in danger of any federal charges if you just have possession.
Yeah. Don't be selling it. I'm gonna go to my, uh, my local dispensary and just fucking set up for the weekend. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's gonna be a great weekend. Mm-hmm. for a lot of people. And, and, and the reason why more than anything is because a lot of people now, uh, don't have to worry about their lives going forward because of a simple position of marijuana where they get federal charges and they got, they gotta put it on every single application, every single where they go.
It follows them around forever and ever. And most employers these days are like, really marijuana? What the hell? Um, so now, now these people won't have to have to change their entire lives, their entire way of walking around trying to get a job or, or an apartment, a renting somewhere. Um, they'll be able to do this, and it's all because of Dan Brandon.
So make sure to go to store, do d 90 michaels.com. Grab your dank brand. I promise. Now, now again, there's just the t-shirt there right now. Yeah. But more will come or more will come. And I, I gave you guys a few options of greens, um, to pick from those black, There's the heavy metal, There's several green colors that you can get.
Look at that. But we'll do a hoodie. Now the hoodies, I don't think I may or may not be able to do green. What do you think? We should definitely do a green hoodie if we can. Yeah, why not? So, so we'll do the hoodies. We'll do, should we put it on a coffee mugs or should we put it on like a metal sign? We do.
You put it on a metal sign. We can do metal signs. Now, should we do a metal sign? I don't know. I mean, you gotta see, I was thinking about doing a Ron Desant King go fuck himself. Metal sign. I think a lot of people would like that they can hanging up on the wall, you know? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe we should send one of those to Ron the metal signs.
That way he could hang it up in his office. Oh, just like nail it up on the wall. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's got a real good floor to feel to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That design, You guys know what I'm talking about. That design has a great feel. Floor Florida a feel to look at it. Rhonda Santa can go Fucking, so, so maybe we'll put that on the, um, on a metal sign.
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