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Let's talk about our democracy for a minute, but let's do it in a way that makes the snowflake's heads explode. Let me be clear before this podcast begins, we are loud, loud, proud, proud, and do not give a fuck. This is the Tony Michaels podcast, Real and raw political and social commentary. The freedom to oppress the rights of other people is not liberty.
You shit eating moron. Ah, the smell of freedom of speech. This is the Tony Michaels podcast and this is Tony Michaels. Hey Tony. Fuck him.
I guess the Herschel Walker
story's made the right one. They a second
now that's, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. The right wing absolutely is okay with Herschel Walker, uh, paying for abortions. That's what fascism is. They, they want to tell you what to do with your body while they get to do whatever the hell they want with their own, because they think they're superior from.
The title of today's show is Matt Walsh is Fascist Trash, because that's what they are. They're fascist trash, Dana Loche, and fucking cunt. That's right. I don't use that word a lot, but here it applies. We're gonna go through the Dana and the Matt Eclipse today. You can guarantee that, but this is just a continuation of how they want to control you folks.
This is a continuation of how they look at you as humans cuz they don't look at you that way. They only look at themselves as superior white supremacy. It's, it's their superiority to do whatever the fuck they want with themselves and their bodies and their beliefs and so superior that they get to tell you what the fuck you can and can't do.
Who you can and can't love. They gotta tell you all about your fucking genitalia. What bathroom you can go in, what you can, how you can dress, who you can fuck, how you can fuck when, and where you can fuck they want. They wanna tell you who you can marry. They wanna tell you what religion you can have.
They wanna tell you what education is, what truth is. They wanna be able to fucking skirt the facts because the facts doesn't suit them. This is more of the.
More of the same. And of course, Herschel Walker is still lying about the fact that he paid for an abortion. Of course he did. I'm not sure who this lady is. I don't know who it is. I have no idea. So there's so many people that it could be Herschel Walker, so many abortions that you have fucking paid for so many fucking Getwell cards that you have sent that you're not sure which one it is.
He can't fucking remember. He just can't remember which one this is, that he paid for an abortion. That's what he means.
And it's on brand that a bunch of fucking Christians, quote unquote Christians would crowd around Hersha Walker or white Christians. White Christian Nazis. Would her, her , would huddle around Hersha Walker and pray for him
as if, as if that is the imagery that anyone would buy into. At this point, you really think that your stupid fucking religion in your stupid fucking beliefs is gonna stop women from protecting their own rights. You are a dumb motherfucker. That's what the clip, That's what the clip about Matt Walsh and getting teenagers pregnant about.
This is fucking gross, weird shit. But Matt Walsh is on his show talking about getting teenagers pregnant. That's how you trap him in marriages. I'm dead serious. I would not shit you, you are my favorite turd. Matt Walsh says on his show, in so many words, the reason why we're having such a hard time in society is because we can't get teenage girls pregnant to trap 'em in marriages for their entire lives.
I'm not shitting you this. Listen to me when I tell you, Listen, please just doubt me on this.
They're coming for your way of life. They're coming for your independence. They're coming for your freedom. They're coming for your rights. Women are first, but they won't be the last. That's what this Kanye West Co. Candace Owens, Herschel and Christian Walker shit is, is to make, it's to make black people feel all warm and cozy about fascism, and it's to make white people feel all warm and cozy.
See, see, look, look, we have 'em. Here's our token black person who wants us to take their rights away from them. Who thinks that whites are better than blacks?
That, that that's what they're doing. That's what they're doing. They want to tick back time and it's not, They wanna take back time because, oh, back, back in the 19 and the section such laugh was so good. It's because they want control. They look back at a time when they could get teenage girls pregnant and trap them into marriages.
They could denigrate and blame their problems on people of color and everything. Everything was great. They had full control. And I'm talking about white dudes, white dudes and their armed. Karens like, Dana Loche you piece of fucking shit. What a piece of fucking garbage. She is a trashy ass cunt. Fucking skank.
She's a skank and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna prove that she's a skank as the word that she uses. Cuz it's all projection. It's all projection, all of it. I want. Here's what I wanna know, and I'm gonna say this several times a day, you're gonna hear me say this, I want Dana Loche to come on my show and tell me how many fucking abortions she's had.
I wanna know how many abortions Dana Loche has had. I wanna know how many abortions Matt Walsh has paid for. I wanna know how many dicks. Matt Walsh has handled in his life. I wanna know how confused Matt Walsh is about his genitalia. I wanna know how many underage girls Matt Walsh has had sex with.
That's what I want to know. We can do it too, folks. See how easy it is. See how easy it is to fucking put them in a corner. These pieces of fucking shit.
People say, Well, you're giving them airtime. No. Sunlight is the best disinfectant. It's the best disinfectant. It's the absolute 100% best. Just go ask Alex Jones. Go ask Alex Jones about daylight, about people Finding out what real, the real motivations behind your nonsense is. It ain't equality, it ain't equity, it ain't Christian.
It ain't
these pieces of shit. Want to control your life. They want to c control you, and they're saying it out loud. Listen to them. Listen to them. Listen.
You're gonna say, Tony, you're being really harsh, harsh language today towards Dana Loche. Really,
really harsh language towards Dana Loche, who is calling all women who have medical procedures that have anything to do with abortion services. Skanks.
She said that she is okay with the elitist rich people paying for and having abortions because she doesn't want to pay for everyone else's. It's this stupid fucking tax payer pay for abortion shit,
which is not the case. Jesus Christ, every time we go through this, we have to fucking bottleneck fucking women's rights bills because of the height amendment, which, frankly, frankly, honestly, I am not against Herschel Walker paying for abortions. I am definitely not against someone like Matt Walsh paying for abortions.
I am not against someone like Dana Walsh paying or getting abortions fought for sure. This is not a thing I am against. I'm not against a woman deciding she wants to die because her belief is that she should not have an abortion. I'm not against that. A woman should have that, right? She should have the choice.
To not get a medical procedure to save her life because her religious beliefs fine. Whatever. That's what you want, go for it. But I also believe that women should have the choice to save their life. Women should have the choice if they get raped from their teenager by some dude like fucking Matt Walsh, that they're not trapped for their entire fucking lives by that, that monster, cuz that's what Matt Walsh is, is a fucking monster.
And he's telling us out loud, he's projecting it very, very loudly. Holy shit. That's why I wanna know a lot more about Matt Walsh. He's saying shit that people just don't, normally, human brains don't normally come up with this stuff. They just don't. They just, normal human brains don't come up with these ideas and spit them outta their mouths.
They can't stop focusing on children's genitalia, their identities, how they view themselves. They can't stop focusing on how they dress, what their hair color is. They are fucking obsessed with bathrooms. They are obsessed with your sexuality. They are fucking weirdos. And let me tell you something, If you think this is gonna stop at Roe, if you think.
That their desire for fascism is gonna stop at, Bro, you are outta your fucking mind. And it ain't just the talking heads. These people are scrubbing their websites so you'll elect them so they can control you. One prime example is, is Blake Masters.
He was all in on the Matt Walsh agenda all in on it on his website. And then they discovered, well this row thing us, us telling women that we're gonna take their rights away. Uh, boy they listened and they took us seriously and they're gonna vote against us. So we better not do that. But they're gonna do it.
They're go believe them. Believe them when they say they're gonna do something and they're hell bent on it, cuz they are. And it has nothing to do with anything but pure, raw power. That is it. And control. And that's what this Matt Walsh clip shows you. His obsession, his obsession with children and, and genders and all this fucking weird ass shit that no one else is really fucking worried about.
No one's worried about someone else's fucking business. Most Americans keep to themselves and are not worried about someone else's shit. The reason why he's obsessed with it. It makes me really think, Matt, Matt, you're projecting, It really makes me think that, that you got, you got some skeletons in your closet, buddy.
I mean, everything else is projection with you motherfuckers. Why are you so obsessed, Matt, with having sex with teenage girls and teenage pregnancy? You are obsessed with it,
by the way, with the access to contraception in this country and the access to actual fucking medical care for teenagers, pregnancy is at an all time low. He even says it in the clip, He even admits to the facts that pregnancy is a medical issue. He didn't say that out loud in those many words, but that's what he's admitting to.
Oh, when you give women access to medical care, we can't control them. It's basically what the fuck he says. Especially if you wait. If we wait until they're adults to trap them in marriages. I'm not shitting you
and Matt Walsh isn't running for anything, folks, but he's in control of who is. He controls their narrative. He controls their agenda. He wa he is the tale that wags the dog. Why do you think Rhonda Zante is so obsessed with children's genitalia and their identities and their sexuality? I mean, they can't stop.
They can't stop thinking about children's sexuality. What are you doing? You fucking weirdos Leave the kids alone. You motherfuckers
educate them. Let them be free thinkers. Stop fucking trying to fucking check their genitalia for sports and see what their menstrual cycle is for sports. What are you doing? What are you doing? You people are fucking weird, your fascist, but it's because Matt Walsh is the tail that whacks the dog and he gets all these trumped up white dudes to wa it with him to wa.
People like Ron DeSantis and, fuck, we got fake Gabe in the chat every day wagging the fucking, trying to wa the dog because he believes that hook line sinker the delusion. That somehow, somehow we lost our way because we gave women independence. Oh, that's gonna sell really well. Oh yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. , wink.
Have you ever met. A woman in your fucking life.
I have a mom, I have cousins who are, who are women. I have a wife. I have a daughter. Have you ever met
a woman who knows about independence? They're not gonna let you steal it away from them and us men should stand behind them and not let these fucking trumped up White dudes steal it away from 'em either.
Cuz that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to do that for their own fucking power, their own fucking game, for their access to abortion. I'm not shitting you. They are trying to get, take away your rights. So they are the ones who have access to abortion because they want to have abortions, they want to have sex with whoever they want to have sex with.
They wanna focus on people's fucking genitalia, not fucking jobs or wages or people not going broke because of a medical bill or education. They wanna focus on people's sexuality and their fucking, their genitalia because that's what they're obsessed with, as if other people's genitalia has anything to do with you.
Are your job, Are your, are your ability to pay a medical bill? Are your children going to school at three instead of five? Are you being able to afford a college education so you can make something of yourself in the economy as if that has anything to do with this? Nope. Not a goddamn thing, but they can't stop focusing on it.
And the reason why is because they, the shit that they say they don't like and des destroying the country, that's the shit they wanna do themselves, but they don't want anyone to know, so they gotta stop you from doing it so they can do it. It's called fascism. That's what that shit's called
in the 1930s and 1940s in Nazi Germany. Hitler blamed every single fucking ale that the country had on Jews, all of it. It was pure, unadulterated projection, all of it.
And here in this country, Trumpism is the same God damn.
Is this, Is it a small, marginalized group in this country who question their identity? Has something to do with making sure that you can afford to live in a house, making sure that your wages are decent, making sure that you don't go broke because of a medical bill, Making sure that the price of gas and milk isn't high.
If you want to talk about the economy and inflation, which OPEC is trending. , and I'm not even gonna get to that today because really, honestly, it doesn't matter. At the end of the day. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter what the fuck gas prices are. It doesn't fucking matter. Do you know why? It doesn't matter.
You wanna know why you won't be able to buy gas eventually under these motherfuckers? If you give them power, you won't be able to buy gas. There won't be gasoline or electric cars. Them gay cars. GS is trending due, by the way. I'm not sure why GS is trending. Jesus fucking Christ,
folks. We got a disease in this country. It is a fucking disease.
We got some carriers here that come and hate, Watch this show. That can't stop, can't stop posting on Facebook. I read over on my qan on group that Tony Michaels doesn't know shit about shit. good. Come here and hate watch.
I've had this in my chat too before I've had this in comments. Why does this guy who looks like a rightwinger, who sounds like a rightwinger, who says the language like a Rightwinger says life wing things, It's because it's fucking common sense dummies. It's common fucking sense. You don't have to fucking denigrate people to get ahead of white dude.
You don't have to take away rights from other people to ensure your rights. You do not have to do that. And let me be clear. Equality and equity to the oppressors is not oppression.
There are a lot of people in this country that wanna focus on real fucking issues, real fucking shit. Like making sure that children receive their education. They start school at three instead of five. Speaking education after high school, you don't go fucking broke because you're trying to seek higher education to make it in the economy because wages suck.
We want decent fucking wages. This isn't left wing and right wing shit. You fucking idiots.
They don't wanna go broke because of a medical bill. Go out and say what I'm saying the way I'm saying it to a Trumper. Just ask them. Just fucking ask them. Do you want your kids to your kids and grandkids to start schooling at three instead of five? They're like, Oh yeah, Hell yeah. You wanna make sure that your kids and your grandkids and you aren't saddled with college debt to make any kind.
Oh, hell yeah. I don't wanna, I don't wanna do that. You wanna make sure that you don't go broke because of a medical bill. Well, shit, you, I don't wanna go broke cuz of medical bill. This isn't left wing, right wing shit folks. The reason why these fucking shit boxes absolutely focus on weird ass shit like bathrooms and who's got a dick and who doesn't is because they want to get you all caught up.
And weird little fucking mind games about sexuality because they know the truth. They know the fucking truth. Matt Walsh knows Matt Walsh knows everyone who claims that they follow him and love him because he's a bigot and a racist. And a misogynist and a piece of trash is because they're fucking liberal.
He, he knows it. He knows the people who follow him are fucking liberals, not self-proclaimed liberals. Like most of the people who come watch this show, they don't even know their fucking liberals. They have no fucking clue. No fucking clue. They have no idea what they believe. They have no context of history.
They have no context of even definitions of words. And it's because people like Matt Walsh, Dana Loche, Tucker Carlson, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, Nick Fuentez, Marjorie Taylor Green, Matt Gatz, Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis have brainwashed These motherfuckers,
brainwashed them. The people who blame, who blame the economy on brown, people coming across the border are fucking pissed off because they can't make a decent wage. They're pissed off that they, that they have to fucking seek out some shit job to make sure that they don't go broke because of a medical bill.
They're pissed off about that, but their aim and their direction of whose fault that is is way off, way off, way delusional, because you got people like fake Gabe going on Facebook. Listen to q and i groups. Telling 'em absolute nonsense. Feeding them up the shit sandwich. And boy, do they love the shit sandwich when it's, when they can blame it on people who have a different genitalia or a different gender, or people who dye their hair blue or brown people, black people.
That's the easiest fucking path. That's the easiest fucking path for them. Shit. Even people like Kanye West, privileged ass motherfuckers like Kanye West, Candice Owens, and Herschel Walker even take that path. Motherfuckers. That's not a quality, that's not equity. That's not democracy. That's not what that is.
That's fascism folks.
And only you stand in the way of it. That's what they know. That's why they're so fucking hell bent on it
is because you stand in the way of them taking full control to have a white Christian nationalist, fascist state, You stand in the way you,
That's why they rail against women. Cause they know, They know one thing's for damn sure in this country. Women fucking. They fucking vote, baby. If they're registered, they fucking vote. And they, I am happy about that. They are very sad. They are very upset about that.
And they're trying to convince you. They're trying to convince you,
trying to scare you into not voting, trying to scare you in not engaging in your democracy, trying to scare you in not using your voice will fuck that shit.
There's a hell of a lot of us behind you, ladies. A fucking hell of a lot of us.
Engage in your democracy. Lean into it. Fuck these motherfuckers. Fuck the Supreme Court. Fuck Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett, Gorsuch Thomas. Fuck them. Fuck them.
The only way to do this is for us to do what democracies do best. Dunk fascism in the fucking trash. And I'm not just talking about winning by small margin, folks, we gotta pile mountains of votes on top of these motherfuckers. Don't get complacent. Don't let your friends, your family get complacent. Well, it seems like Democrats are doing well.
Who gives a shit? It's not about doing well anymore. It's not even about winning. It's about sending a fucking message that no, you will not. You will not. You will not have a platform of taking away people's rights. It's not a thing that you're going to do because if you come for my sister's rights, if you come for my wife's rights, my daughter's rights, my mother's rights, my granddaughter's rights, you will come from mine.
I've been saying for months and months, they want your children. And Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh, The tail that wags the dog at the Daily Wire, him and men. Sp they're good buddies. Maybe that's another question I should ask Matt Walsh and Spiro, how many times have you guys been naked together? Huh? I don't know.
They seem to really focus on these things.
Now's the time to lean in. Now's the time to use the hammer of your ballot to show 'em what democracy is, what democracy does. We crush fascism in the 1930s and the 1940s, but folks, ideas don't. Ideas do not die. They'll hide underneath the rock. They'll creep around, they'll poke their heads out every once in a while.
But we must, we must play whackamole with this, and we must use the hammer of democracy to stop this shit in its tracks.
They're coming for you. They're coming for your children. I'm not shitting you.
They don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about what church you go to, what school your children attend. They're ready. They're ready to take it all away. You think you're gonna have your nice little fancy church? Fuck no. They're gonna tell you what you can and can't do in church. You think the white Christian nationalist who want to control women's bodies are gonna not control your religious message in your church.
You are a dumb motherfucker and you'll live with it for a while until you disagree with them. But you won't be able to at that point, You won't be able to disagree with them at that point. How they'll kill you. Doubt me. You, you think, You think what's going on? And I ran where they're killing women for, for trying to fight for the fucking freedom to take off a head dress.
These women, most of them, I I, I'm sure some of them still want to wear head dresses, but they just wanna have the choice, the freedom to or to not to.
That's all under the guise of religion. You stupid bastards. You think, you think the fucking regime. And and Iran isn't fascist , you Christians are just like the fucking fascist Muslims.
Fascism is, fascism is fascism. Doesn't matter what religion you use, it doesn't matter what mechanism of control you use. You dumb sons of bitches and they're coming for you. You people who are cheering like fake Gabe, who cheers in the chat. Trump 2024. Oh, you're a liar. Tony Michaels, show me the proof they're coming for him.
He's, he's a known dissenter. He loves dissent. You think they they're gonna love dissenters. . No, that's why I welcome v Gabe here. I welcome dissent. I am not scared of dissent. I am not scared of someone having another stupid opinion.
Liberty is liberty folks,
and I think you have the right in this country to be fucking dumb, Dumb as shit. They are dumber than a bag of hammers and they have the right to be, but we also have the right to know that they're dumber than a bag of hammers. And to know that we shouldn't put these stupid motherfuckers in charge of anything, especially when it comes to your rights.
So lean into democracy, lean in. And here's where I normally do, I'm running over time. See what happens is I do the first a block at first 30 minutes of the show and I always think to myself before I go on, I'm like, Man, can I do 30 minutes on this little subject today? You God, right? I can. And I usually get the 30 minutes.
I'm like, Man, I got 10 more minutes. And today we just have the shitless Roundup geared up for you. Cuz we got . Oh boy, do we have some tape to play for you? Oh fuck, we got the Herschel Walker excuse. We got the Matt Walsh tape. We got the Dana Lowe's trash and we're gonna show to you because you can't look away.
These are the pe. That's what they're telling you out loud. They're saying it out loud. What they want for you, for you and your family. And I'm talking to you fake Gabe. Most of the people in this chat know these pieces of shit are fascist and they're gonna go vote against him. Fake Gabe. And you people out there like him.
I mean I pick on fake Gabe. But here's the thing is that there's a lot of people in the chat that are listening that think the same way. So when I say fake Gabe, I mean you buddy, but I mean everyone else like you that is here, Listen. I want everyone to come listen to this show. I, I wish Dana, Dana lot and Matt Walsh would tune in today
to show 'em how someone describes their fucking nonsense in a real raw way, not some kind of intellectual npr Well, uh, Matt Walsh. See Matt Walsh's hand. Fuck that shit. You want real, you want raw, you want a gut punch? Fascism, come here. Send your fucking family and your friends here.
Tag Matt Walsh. As a matter of fact, fuck them.
It's my hope that they do. Listen cuz I believe, I believe that there is a movement in this country and the movement is they are sick and fucking tired of Trumpism. They're fucking sick of it. And it's not just Democrats, it's not just moderates. It's not just independence. It's not just the Never Trumpers.
It is people who voted for Trump twice, who were sick and tired of hearing this nonsense, who were sick and tired of having to defend this shit. Can you imagine, Can you can just think about this for a second. Can you imagine having to come every single day to this show on Facebook and have to fucking comment the entire fucking show to defend your nonsense, your dribble?
Because I talk into this microphone. Can you fucking imagine? And there's all kinds of them that come here every fucking day. Every fucking day they come here to defend this nonsense. Wouldn't it be, would be so easy for them to stop? You think that isn't, You think that there aren't people out there that are sick and tired of that nonsense, that they have to come and rebut every fucking, every fucking realistic thing that's tethered to reality That I say just so people won't believe it.
They're terrified. Terrified that they'll believe the shit I'm saying. Which as, as if it's fucking hard to believe this shit, it's not hard to believe the truth. It's not hard to believe fucking common sense and logic. It's not hard to believe in liberty. What are you yapping about?
Pluck your head out of your ass and realize that the majority of the people in this country just want simple things. Even people who voted for Trump twice. They want the same thing. They're they're liberals. They just don't know it. They're liberals. They just don't know it. Trust me, trust me on this, trust me on this.
I know them. I have them in my fucking family. They're liberals. They just don't know it. And that's okay. We don't have to have them know that they're liberals folks. We don't. We just have to terrify the ever loving shit out of them for what they need to be terrified of. Is that the liberty and the freedom that they talk about?
The only party that is interested in taking that shit away from is the one they keep voting for, is the one they keep cheering for is the one they worship. The deity, the orange mu Jesus.
I'm way over time on the A block, but I don't give a shit. I want to keep ranting today. It's hump day. We're halfway through the week. I do have a lot of video to get to. I do have a lot of video to get to and I think Gabe is um, he's like, Hey man, shut the fuck up. Let's get on with the shit list. Because I'm just ranting today.
I don't give a shit. I'm, I am, I am. Seriously, 100% absolutely fucking pissed off about this Matt Walsh and this Dana Loche clip. And the reason why Matt is not by about what they said, It is not surprising that these fucking bigots, these fucking bigots would say this shit. These fucking weirdos would say this shit that they wanna fucking marry and trap teenage girls, and that Dana Loche thinks all women who fucking have abortions are skanks.
That's not what pisses me off. That's fucking par for the course for these pieces of trash. What really pisses me off is that there's some people out there still not understanding how serious they truly are, that they're ready to fucking enact policy based on these fucking delusional ideas. That it is okay to trap a teenage girl with pregnancy for the her entire life.
It is okay to think that any woman who receives any abortion services anywhere is a skank. They want to put that into policy, folks. They wanna put it into policy. They want to control what you can and can't do based on those ideas that are opposite of liberty. What they're describing is not liberty.
It's not, and they want to, they want to put people in. People that the dog that they wag to enact policy to change your way of life. It's knocking at the front door motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? That's the question you need to be asked yourself. How Texas Paul was on here yesterday talking about how he brought it up in a restaurant with the server Texas.
Paul said to the server, he said, Look, see that guy over there trumped up motherfucker over there. You know that sun bitch is voting and you know how he's voting. Yay ya ain't even gotta go talk to him. Know how that sun bitch is voting. That's how clear it is in this country right now.
He's gonna vote and if you vote that only cancels his vote, you gotta get someone else to vote. If you get someone else to vote, bam, now you've got an extra vote. That's how you win. That's what I'm talking about, leaning in and engaging in your democracy. You're pissed off about this Matt Walsh and this Dana Loche thing as I am today.
Well good. Go out and do something about it. That's what I'm here to do. I'm here to send you the message so you can listen, so you can enact on it, because the only way we're gonna stop out fascism is democracy folks. That's the difference between us and them, is they think they can use violence. We know we can use equality and equity and the people and liberty to deliver that equality and equity, not fascism, not authoritarianism, not control.
So do your part, lean into democracy, not just today, but tomorrow on the next day and every day leading up to November 8th. And as soon as it's over, we can take a day off or two, but as soon as it's over, we gotta lean in again. We gotta keep leaning in. We can't stop cuz they're relentless and they have proven it.
And I'm gonna prove it to you today. So stick around. We're gonna be right back with a shitless roundup. I promise I'm gonna stop talk. Well, I'm not gonna stop talking, but we'll, we'll, we'll get Gabe in here. We'll get real Gabe in here. Maybe we'll see if, uh, him and fake gate can go at it today. Everyone sing around.
We'll be right back with a shit Liz around up right after these messages. We'll be right back. Mark 60 seconds. This is the Tony Michaels podcast.
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Welcome back to the show. Thanks for sticking around through the break. And we got a lot of clips to get to as we do every day. He don't shut up. They're just as bad as I am. Won't shut the fuck up. Of course, their aim is a little different than mine. And that's the point. That is the point of what their aim is.
And that's what we're talking about, right? Gabe Sanchez? That is correct. Oh man. Boy am I glad to see you. How are you doing this morning? Good. I over slept this morning. I don't know what happened. I know, and that's okay. That's okay. That that's why. That's why, And I went to bed relatively early. I went to bed at midnight and I woke up like when you, when you, my alarm went off and I was like, Oh, okay.
I'll get what to it. And then I woke up. Well, you had your, you had your notifications on silent and it said notify Anyways, so I pushed the button a couple times and I was like, eh, he's, he's still asleep. So if anyone is out there looking at the thumbnail today, like this doesn't look normal, it's because I, But I'm doing a better job at the thumbnails when I do.
Yeah, no, they're good. You doing a better job. You can definitely tell the difference between the ones that I do and the ones that you do. But I'm doing a better, I'm getting better. We've, Well, yeah, we've set up a template so you're good to go. In the event that I'm either, uh, sleeping. Uh, I've been, ABD had too much, uh, streamed water or Yeah.
I had too much stream water or tacos yesterday. It was National taco day, so it was like a whole thing. Taco Tuesday and National Day. Well, I'll tell you what, we went, we went yesterday and I had a taco salad and I know you're against the, uh, the taco salads, but it was delicious. It was fantastic. . And I had to take a taco nap and it was like two hour taco nap.
So if anyone noticed that I was also Ocean media last night, it's because it was Taco Tuesday and I was taking a nap because of the, the chips and salsa and uh, the, the taco salad that I had. See, the Gabe doesn't like the, cuz the, the one that I had last night wasn't in the bowl game. Oh, okay, okay. The breaded bowl.
I'm not, I'm not a big fan of a salad, but it was like a folded, it was folded. So it's like a boat, if that makes sense. Like a No, that doesn't make any sense. Well, you know, all I know is that whenever somebody has a taco, like a taco salad. Right, right. And it's in a fried towards the anything esque bolt.
No. Well, I just feel like they're, I just feel like they're kind of flawed in, they're just like a hard shell taco. The taco shell bowl is flawed because here's the, here's, here's the construction almost the whole salad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the construction of said Taco Bowl. Okay. They typically put the base as the beans Right.
Well, some of them put the beans on the plate and put the bowl on top of it. Some put the beans inside the bowl. It just depends on where you go. Right. Most of the places I've seen have done the beans inside the bowl. And what happens is you get, uh, kind of like what the nacho problem is, where people dunno how to stack the nacho.
So then you have a bunch of stuff. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back, back up, back up back for a second. Because I know the audience is definitely interested and they're probably getting hungry as shit like I am right now. Yeah. But the nachos, the stacking and nachos. What is the proper way? See, I, I'm, I'm, I'm the proper way is to make about, about, uh, tacos and burritos from the burrito knoe here.
What is the proper way to stack the nachos? How do, So the way that a lot of people make, uh, nachos is that they'll just say, All right, here's a pile of nachos, and then I pile all of the, the goods on top, whatever the, the shit on top, the problem and whatever. You're gonna put the problem and the way that you should do it, like if you make it at your house, you should put 'em on a sheep pan and you should evenly disperse.
But the cheese put the, you know, peppers, put, onions put this, but whatever. So each chip has the stuff on the, That way. Yeah. That way you're not left with, What typically happens is you buy a plate of nachos and then all the goods are on top and nothing's layered. So by the end of it, you either have a soggy chip or you have chips that are just the chips and you have no ingredients left.
So, but if you, if you disperse them evenly mm-hmm. , then you have a better ratio of. Whatever the goods are that you put on there right in, in the chip. You know, what should we, should, we should make a playlist on our YouTube channel that's proper, proper food technique, specifically designed for Taco Tuesday.
Cuz it is like, it is literally one of my favorite food days. Mm-hmm. that I have as is mine. You know, not to be a stereotype, but I do love, I, I love, I love street tacos. I love street tacos, They're great. Uh, but yeah, those, that would be the way that I would see just making what, what makes street tacos different than restaurant tacos?
I mean, is there something specific that you like just getting it out of a, out of a truck or a trailer? Well, better, Sure. I mean, some, some places that are like, I, I could find that are there, Okay, so one is the tortilla, the size of the tortilla is a difference, right? The, uh, flower versus corn. Typically you'll find the street tacos as corn tortillas.
The little, the little guys. Then there's like a little bit bigger than there's like six inch, and then you get into like more of the burrito style because the size of the tortilla is what defines a taco from a burrito, right? Yes. . I never, Well also, also how you wrap it, I mean like if it just open face, then you'd have a big ass like taco.
But if you know Oh, oh yeah, because the, Cause what you're saying is the size of the tortilla, you're gonna wrap something. See, the problem is, is that, um, and I , I always gave a picture of what I'm most, what I'm eating on Taco Tuesday. I'm like, is this considered a taco? Because I feel like, I feel like I'm being inauthentic when I'm not eating.
What would be considered a taco. A taco and taco too. Even though, And also, and also hiss thing. I just wanna specify street tacos doesn't necessarily mean that you have to have 'em off the street, like you're not getting from a vendor. Oh, okay. Street tacos can be made in the restaurant is a, it's a of, it's a style of taco.
Right. I like them because they're very, uh, not basic, but they're fundamental. That's the way I would describe them. So basically as you have, like, whatever your meat is, you can have al best store, you have Cara, you have boa, whatever it is. Yeah. And then chicken and cheese. Right? That's what you, And then, well, not
All right. Hold on. Okay. None of that fucking taco mix shit. So then you, so let's say that you have, let's say you have EST store, right? EST store is very basic. It's EST store. You've got, uh, what is EST store? Describe Pac Store for the audience. Uh, okay. Have you, Let's see. The best way to describe it would, uh, Okay, so anybody else fucking hungry?
Listen to that. Talk about food. I mean, the basic way to describe it is, is pork. Now you'll typically see it, it's on like the rotisserie, the vertical one, right? And they're where they're shaving it off, right? Yeah, yeah. They're shaving off. Kind of like how you would see like a euro, right? Like they're shaving off a bit like that.
And then you've got a pineapple on top and you're, you know, laia, which is the pineapple and you're slicing it off on there. But it's very basic. Like you've got these marinated pork, you know, al pa store. It sounds delicious. It is so good. Some of the, I I've been to a ton of, like my recent trip last year in, uh, last year in October actually, uh, I went Mexico and, and in Mexico City went around and was basically going to all these spots, the actual real street tacos, the actual real street.
This is like hole, the wall vendor. You're outside, you're like, Hey, let get that drink and let get these tacos, whatever, and then you wait. And so basically it's best store. And also other street tacos are very basic. You've got your meat, right? So let's say elpa store, which is a marinated pork. Then you've got, uh, chopped onions, cilantro, and then you've got a couple slices of pineapple.
That's it. Super simple. Then you put on the salsa if you want to. Very fundamental, but those ingredients, one put together and prepared, right? Some of the best things you'll ever have. And the same goes for other ones, whether it's carne asada, or it's, uh, chicken or po, uh, whatever might be. It's very basic.
It's just onions, cilantro, the meat, the protein. You could even have peppers if you want, you know, Uh, chilies is a very good as well. And then you put on the sauce if you wanna put that on. But it's, and obviously like, you know, little qui. So good, so fundamental. I wipe my mic off here. I'm drooling on. It's so, so good.
Listen, you know what we should do? Either we should have a playlist or a channel where we just, we just do taco talk. That's it. Right? Just talk. I mean, I lo I would love to, I would love to keep taco use. Go around find, but today's not Taco Tuesday. Tony, you know, it's wacky Wednesday, man. But what we're doing, what we're doing is we're living off Gabe's sleeping in and my taco naps, um, the residual from Taco Tuesday to get it into Wednesday.
But we got a lot of clips to get to. So we better get back to the politics and off the food. Um, our people are gonna go to the kitchen and turn us off and start cooking tacos on Taco Just Wednesday. Way to go. Way to go get your tacos till after the show. Yeah, right. Well, let's do this, let's get to the shitless roundup where we round up all the Tweety tweets in the trendy trends.
Let's start the countdown,
the shit list. Welcome back to the show and welcome to the shit list. Round up the segment where we round up all the Tweety tweets and draining drones. Gabe, let's not waste much time. Let's talk about why this gang is a piece. Fucking fishes. Trash. A fucking creep. Have you, have you listened to this piece of tape from his show?
Yes, I have listened to his, uh, Justification. Oh my God. His, his reasoning for why a young woman should get pregnant, which is disgusting, right? Well, not only that, not only that, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a good thing, right? It's good for her kind of thing. Like, whoa, this is really weird. Listen, I said this in the, in the first a block.
I said, What I wanna know, I would love to have this fucking piece of trash. And Dan Loche, hell, we can get 'em on the show at the same time. I have a few questions I wanna ask him, How many fuck, how many fucking underage girls is this guy had sex with? Because this projection stuff is getting outta hand.
It's getting outta hand. And then I wanna know about Dan Loche. I wanna know how many abortions she's had. I don't think these questions are outside the realm of what we need to be asking these people, Matt, because they really are getting knee deep in this stuff. Oh no. I mean, they, they are tripling down.
Matt Walsh makes me think of a guy who's got a bunch of women trapped in his basement and he's making them under, uh, under, under just his command, you know, to be his, his earth, and. That is the type of vibe I get from this fucking creep. That he would be the guy that if you were to bust open the basement door, Matt Walsh should be the kind of guy who would have that type of stuff down there.
I'm not saying he does, but he gives me the vibe based on what he says. People don't come up with this shit in their brain without really sitting down and thinking about the shit. Most people aren't sitting around thinking about how they're gonna fucking trap teenage girls and marriages. Right. I'm not shitting you.
That is the, that's what they're talking about here. And the only reason why we have to talk about it and bring it up is cuz they are right. They are focused, they are completely focused on children's genitalia, children's sexuality. They're rather, they have a certain identity or think a certain way or what books they're reading, what pornography they're watching.
These people are obsessed with children and sexuality Absolutely. Fucking obsessed with it. Right. And they won't stop. It's, it's, it's craziness. It's weird ass shit. I mean, even if you wanted to say, Okay, fine, you, you wanna debate the merit of what's a, a, a woman and, and a man or gender. Okay. You know, if you really wanna go down path, fine, that's your thing.
But when you get into the realm of, Oh, we should be impregnating younger women, Right. Or girls are teenagers, it's like, dude, that's, You're now in the realm of pedophilia. Right? You've now, you're not talking about a 16 year old girl. You're trying to justify the getting a girl who is not an. To be pregnant, not someone who can actually emotionally, cognitively, physically deal with that type of event.
Traumatic, enduring, like that type of, that type of experience. You wanna say, you know what, it's actually better they get pregnant younger. Cuz that's how it used to be. We were at our peak in 1957. It was great for us. That's should be right. It was great for us White. I was able to get this woman pregnant.
Everybody, she was in the kitchen making me sandwiches when wonder when, when I had a wife at, when she was 16, I got her pregnant. She, she lived with me and, and was under my control for, for decades and decades. I could go out and I could have sex with all kinds of women, have all kinds of children that I didn't claim have, make them have abortions.
I could pay for him. And that woman, that teenager that I got pregnant was still my wife. It's literally what they're saying because this is in response to Herchel Walker's story. Now the other thing I wanna, I wanna point out, if you look at this picture, this fucking piece of shit, he has some kind, I don't know, I guess it's some kind of fucking stupid ass.
Um, documentary. Yeah. It's about as, it's about as good as the, um, um, how manly maintain their balls. Tucker Carlson documentary, his documentary literally is projection. The title of it is Proje Projection. He says, What is a woman question mark? This guy literally is asking the question, What is a woman?
Yeah. And he's projecting with it because if you listen, if you listen to this tape that I'm about to play, he doesn't know what a woman is. He literally believes that a 15, 16 year old girl is a grown woman. That he has the right to impregnate, to trap them for their entire lives. Right? I'm not shitting you.
Let's, I mean, if you're gonna, if you're gonna ask, What is a woman, I would love to ask Matt Walsh, What is a man? Cuz clearly this fucking K is not no a man. He does not understand what manhood is or what masculinity is in the slightest. Let's listen. None. It is not, In fact, ever since the beginning of time, teenage girls have been getting pregnant, it used to be more common, the, the peak ever since they started keeping records of these things, which they only started doing recently, like in the 20th century.
Uh, but ever since they started keeping records, In 1957 was the peak for teenage pregnancy. Okay? So this is what these motherfuckers always do. This is what they always do. They're like, Oh, well in the history of history of histories, Histories like, yeah, so what? They're slavery in history too. Dumb motherfucker, right?
So what are you saying? What are you saying? That if it's in history, then we must, we must have it now that we couldn't have been wrong. You are a stupid piece of fucking trash when you think just because it was in human history and white men conquered, raped and pillage that it's okay to do it now. That is their thought process.
Why aren't we allowed to do the things that our ancestors used to do? Why aren't we allowed to do these things? Right? That's literally their beef here is they're not allowed to rape and pillage like their white ancestors did. A hundred percent. Full stop. Let's keep listening. 1957, not 2009, not today. All of them were supposed to have kids.
Like that's when you had kids. That's my point. Um, so to all of a sudden act like this phenomenon of girls getting pregnant at that, at a, at a young age that we consider young, 16 or 17, to, to act like it's a new thing is ridiculous. It's always been that way. Okay. So what he's saying, what he is trying to, what he is trying to make a a fucking fact that is not a fact is that that pregnancy was, its teenage pregnancy would've at its height in 1957.
There is a reason, there is a reason why teenage pregnancy was at its height in 1957 and it has nothing to do with marriage or teenage girls like the, they have all teenagers love to fuck. Mm-hmm. , teenagers, they have raging hormones, They're horny, they like to fuck. It is a, it is a, it is a problem. And there is a solution.
It's called sex education. It's called contraception. Mm-hmm. . It's called real life fucking talks with real life fucking human beings. Not this nonsense. That somehow, somehow it's just because history has done it forever, that teenage girls should be pregnant. That's just how it should be, Gabe. Yeah. That's just how it should be because history has given us, has given us this, this fact.
So we should, we should just go along with it. That's what we should do. Let's keep listening. It gets, Oh, it gets better, uh, even biologically. And, and this is me just stating, I'm just, right now I'm gonna start by just stating facts. So fact number. It's not a new phenomenon. In fact, number two, in fact, it's a phenomenon that was more common earlier in history.
And for, you know, the first six to 10,000 years of human existence, it was normal thing. Okay? So in the front of the clip, he admits that there was no data taken on this stuff. Right now he's saying he's able to distinguish a facts for 6,000 years ago. This guy makes no sense whatsoever. And again, he's only placating to white, trumped up dudes who want to control women.
That's all he's doing here. That's all he's doing. I have making, doing, I have a, I have a way to con I well, I have something, I'll, I'll say it after the end of this, but I'll, I'll, It's in connection to Jordan Peterson. So, We'll the rest of Oh, oh, you're talking, you're talking about what Jordan Peterson has said in the past.
Cuz it's the same. It's the same. Okay, let's listen. Uh, fact, three girls between the ages of like 17 and 24 is when they're technically most fertile. Yeah. Okay. That's biological, That's a fact. All just stating facts. That's all I'm doing. But what happened recently, and this is the, the fourth fact recently, in the last 30 years or so, we decided that that's way too young to start a.
Why? And uh, did you hear what they just said? That's way too young, Mr. Start a family. Why? Why? Why would a teenage girl, why is it too young for a teenage girl? Now they're gonna, they're gonna tell you why. They're gonna tell you why they want teenage girls to start families. Why? They want white men to trap young teenage girls into marriages.
They're gonna tell you why. Just listen. Just listen. Here they go. Because now we divorce rates would probably go up and once you're that young, you can't really make sure that you know well, no girls are good. No, no, no, no, no, no. Girls were getting married early and marriages were lasting longer. You very rarely hear about like these, these relationships to go to their, Oh, what is your diamond anniversary?
Your 50th anniversary and all this. I, it's, that's a dying breed of people out there. Yeah. And those all were all people that got married very young. That's why, that's why they're still alive. Yeah. That's why you could have someone in their seventies who's celebrating their, you know, uh, 55th wedding anniversary cuz they got married when they were teenagers.
Okay. Do you wanna know why? Do you wanna know? Why keep yelling and screaming about these fucking idiots being obsessed with marrying teenagers. Do you want to, do you want, Because they're the ones that are talking about it. They're the ones trying to pass laws. They're the ones trying to set the narrative that it is okay for a teenage girl to be pregnant and be married for 50, 60 years for the same fucking monster.
That it, that's the way it used to be and that's the way it should be now because god dammit, us white men are being oppressed and we don't get to oppress other people. And that's not freedom. That's it. It's fucking crazy ass shit. It's crazy ass shit. Let's listen. So what I'm saying is that the problem is not per se, teenage pregnancy, it's unwed pregnancy.
That's the problem in society. It's only problematic when, when, when you are not married and you don't have the man there to help you take care of the kids because he is a coward. Okay, So Matt Walsh, you dumb motherfucker. Do you know, do do you have any idea, do you have any idea the, the, the most certain ways to prevent Unw pregnancies?
Because he's, he's saying that's the scourge on society here. The way that you actually prevent and the reason why it has worked and the ACA has actually delivered us, uh, less abortions because there's more access to, what's the word? Contraception you've done motherfucker. You mean healthcare. Yeah, right.
Actual medical care, Medical assistance. People who want to have, be educated about sex. Human beings are gonna fuck. That is just what's gonna happen. You're not going to stop. This fucking abstinence thing was the dumbest thing ever, and it was a dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. It's like telling, It's like telling kids in dare that marijuana is as bad as heroin.
What a horrible idea this is. What a horrible idea to lie to people that, hey, you're not gonna wanna fuck because you're just gonna use your brain power not to get the fuck outta here. If you wanna talk about facts, let's talk about facts. Matt Walsh. And the facts are if you wanna stop unwed pregnancies, you stupid, fuck.
Then maybe you should look at, I don't know, contraception. Contraception. Oh, here's fake Gabe Disprove, disprove that. No, no, no. Here's, here's, here's what I, That's not what I have to do. I don't have to disprove anything. Right? Because he's not proving anything you bonehead. This is the one that I do like that I was following fake, Gabe says, He's talking about the past.
Stop the Sory. superPAC. . Okay. One with the superPAC pack. What the fuck? We are not a superPAC. I don't know what you're talking about, dude. We don't have an act. Blue account. Yeah, we don't, We are not a superPAC. We do not get money from a superPAC. We have never been paid by a superPAC Again, we don't have George Sorrow's money.
Nope. Your engagement actually in this video. Yeah. And the comments are the things that are driving up the video and what we get paid from . That's, that's, fuck, that's actually how we're growing our audiences with you buddy. Jesus Christ. It's like, how fucking dumb do you have to be every single day Fake.
Gabe comes back to this fucking show. And that's fine because he engages with it and the algorithm says, Hey look, this motherfucker keeps chatting, right? Every single day, multiple times with tons of words that mean relatively nothing in comparison to what we're talking about. Our Facebook views have gone up and up and up and fake Gabe.
So really we should be, Yeah. Thank Fake Gabe, you for coming because the dumb fucking shit that fake Gabe says in the chat is one hilarious for all of us to read and look at because you literally put it out in the open. And two, it's because you're driving up the engagement and the algorithm says, Yeah, yeah, we should keep showing this video because this guy keeps, keeps talking about it more people keep engaging that me.
But here's the thing, that's, that's why we keep, that's all why we also keep getting people like fake, because Facebook delivers this show to like audiences. So when I, when I actually engage with fake A and I'm doing that, Facebook is saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let yet, So we'll show it to more people because we want more of these boneheads to come here and listen to some fucking actual truth.
Yeah. So anyway, I would love for a fake Gabe to show that we are ever engaged, uh, and paid by a superPAC. Uh, no one is paying, No superPAC has come to us and been like, Hey, you want guys? You guys want some money? Fake. Gabe might touch as a superPAC. And, and the Midas Touch Brothers, they also own a media company.
Yeah. They they have both. Also. Do you know what the superPAC pays for Fake Gabe, The superPAC. When you see the videos and it says, This was paid for by the superPAC. It's got the little thing. And when they make those commercials and those ads, Yeah. Those are the things paid for by the superPAC. We don't get super Pac money.
I don't get get too fuck. But when he says this, I, I mean, hey, you know what? If we, Let's do it. I'm, I'm all done. But we don't, we Tony Michael's podcast does not have an act. Blue. Yeah. We are not a superPAC. Yeah. We're not a superPAC. Do, do we know the Maze Brothers? I know them. Yeah, I know them well.
They're, they're swell dudes. They love democracy. They, they love to fight for democracy. Mm-hmm. , which I am all for, and yeah, they do have a superPAC. They also have a media company as well. And if you knew anything about anything, You know what? Forget all that. Just come here every day. Yeah, just come here.
Every, Just keep going back. Just keep putting the, just keep doing the thing that you're doing. Yeah. Just keep doing the thing you're doing. You're doing great. But I do wanna point out, I do wanna point out, he says he's talking about the past. Okay. Yeah, sure. He's talking about the past as, as an example of why, uh, we should continue to do this in the present and why if in the past, in the pre, like he's saying like, Oh, well, the reason, Yeah, they're getting young, but how, you know, the, these marriages weren't working out and you know why they, why we told them not to get married young is because they didn't have a stable life or an income or a man who wasn't a coward.
No, it's because you're a fucking teenager. You don't have the life experience to say, Hey, I'm still a kid. Why would I be wanting to raise a kid? I don't even have my own household. I don't even have a, a, a man in my life, the man who got me pregnant to actually support us. Let, because also, I believe Tony talked about it, it's earlier today.
It's not radical. It's not crazy to say, Hey, we should be paid to hire wage. I think that's what you were talking about earlier is you were talking about wages, right? And, and what we wanna talk about right now is, You trying to believe that women should be forced to have a baby by a dude who can't support his own self and has to rely on mommy and dad's money cuz he's still a fucking teenager.
Or God forbid he's an in cell like Matt Walsh living in his parents' basement. Who knows? Whatever. But the idea is that you can't, and you should not force a woman, a young woman, a girl, a teenager, to have a baby and then raise that child because you said, Oh, well, you know what? She's young. She's fertile.
And the reason it doesn't work out normally is because she doesn't have a man in her life. So, you know what? We can't have teenage boys impregnating these girls. We should have adult men who have a stable nine to five. They're young job. That's, that's what they're saying's. Fucking creepy. It's, and if you try to justify and say, Oh, you know what, it's excusable when the young girls get pregnant, they have a stable income with a, an adult man.
It's fucking creepy. And it's pedophilia. So yeah, just because he's saying, Oh, 1957 it was peak when the fucking girls between the ages of 14, 16 we're getting pregnant. We were just like producing as many babies as possible. Right. It's didn't, women didn't go to school, They didn't finish school, they didn't have an education, they weren't independent, and we controlled them full stop for their entire lives all the way until their eighties.
That's what he's saying. It's fucking creepy. Can I tell you story, Gabe? Can I tell you story? My grandmother, she's dead now. My grandmother was pregnant by my grandpa, my biological grandpa. They were divorced later on in. He was in his twenties. She was 14 years old. This was a long time ago. This was in the past.
Fake Gabe. She had three children. Three children. She started when she was 14 years old. You stupid bastard. Fake. Gabe is who I'm talking about now. Anne. Matt Walsh too. Mm-hmm. . I'm talking about all these fucking Yeah. White trumped up motherfuckers. Now, my grandpa was a fucking alcoholic. He was a hard worker.
He did the thing that that you're supposed to do. You get a teenager pregnant, you marry her, and you have a family and you go out and you work hard. He was a bricklayer. My grandpa was a brick layer for so long and laid so many bricks. You had to have surgery on his hands because they were formed into a brick.
That's how many bricks he laid. Wow. But he was an alcoholic. He was an alcoholic. Now he wasn't a violent alcoholic, but he was still an alcoholic and destroyed his family over it. Do you know the only way that my grandma got out of that relationship and was able to move on with her life because she didn't finish her high school education game.
She didn't finish it because she was fucking pregnant back in the past. They didn't let pregnant girls go to school. Just like, That's what Matt Walsh wants you. Stupid fuck. Now my grandmother went and got her G E D and went to college and got an associate's degree. And you know what she did? She left my grandpa.
She fucking left him. Do you know why she left him? You know how she was able to leave him because she was able to go get her g e d and get her associate's degree so that she had a leg up so she could fucking go support herself because there was no way that a woman with three young children, a single woman with three young children, no fucking high school diploma, would it be able to support those children.
Mm-hmm. , you people have so much fucking shit to deal with. You have so much shit to deal with that you have no idea when you say, Oh, he's just talking about the past. He wants to make sure that my grandmother never had a chance, get her g e d, never had chance to go to college. Mm-hmm. , I, I may not be sitting here today.
Hell, I may be just as brainwashed as fake Gabe if my grandmother didn't have the opportunity to get her education, to get the fuck out of that toxic marriage and nothing. Againsts my grandpa, he was a swell dude. He was just an alcoholic and it took him a lot of years to fight alcohol. A lot of years for him to get away from it.
Damn near killed him to get away from alcoholism. And he was a funny son of a bitch and a hard worker. He was a blue collar guy. He didn't have much of an education. He grew up on a farm, but he knew how to lay fucking bricks. And he worked, he worked a second job, Gabe, at a goddamn stock yard. Mm-hmm. and a, and a, and a cattle auction.
That was his second job because he needed money for the bar tab. A lot of times. A lot of times the bartend. after they closed, they would, they would pour him into their car and take him home, and their family waited. They waited for him to have dinner, cold dinner. When they would put him at the table, he would pass out into his fucking dinner.
But the only way out of that, and it's not that my grandma didn't love him, right? She was forced into the life that she had because she was fucking 14 when she was pregnant and married, and the only way out was her independence. And that's what the fuck is the difference? Fake Gabe, between what we're saying of the past and what is reality.
A 14 year old girl that gets pregnant today who doesn't finish her high school degree and does not go to college, does not have the opportunity to get out of that marriage. Mm-hmm. does not have the opportunity if that man is a monster. And let me tell you something, if he's in his twenties and he's fucking a 14 year old girl, that is most likely a fucking monster.
Yep. Alls we want for any girl, anywhere, any woman, anywhere, I don't care if they're 14, 18, 22, is for them to have the opportunity that any other fucking white dude like Matt Walsh has. It's called a equity and equality. And it's not oppression on you. You stupid. Fuck. It's not oppression on you. And that's why this fucking little clip for me, Met Walsh is not only disgusting and vile and not only completely decoupled from what actual reality is because just because he's stating facts of how shit was in the past doesn't mean that it is right.
It doesn't mean that it was right in the past for grown ass men to get teenage women pregnant and trap them in marriages for their entire lives and think it's okay because ah, they were barefoot and pregnant. They were bred mayors. It's not okay, and we know it's not okay today. See, that's the thing, is we're far enough away from the 1940s and the 1950s, and then far enough away from the, the fucking delusion that Matt Walsh wants us to believe, right?
That we know the truth. We know what is real and what is not. And when you give women just as much as Independence Society is better, their children do better, their families do better, why in the fuck would you wanna tramp a 14 year old girl to be a mom when she's not even mature enough to make an a decision about abortion?
Ron DeSantis, right? The state of Florida, you dumb motherfuckers. So stop with that bullshit and then the nonsense that you wanna, because it really is Gabe, at the end of the day. You're right. It's a bunch of old dudes that want to fucking marry and have sex with young teenage girls. That is, it's just a, it's a, it's a, it's projection.
It's it's projection. It's a, it's a fight for, for a power that they feel like they're losing. Right. Because God forbid women have, you know, equity and equality in a relationship to, or even in society to feel like they belong and that they are actually respected. Right. Because also, God forbid a young woman sees an example, whether she's white or especially a person of color, sees an example of another woman like her that's like, Oh shit, I could be that person.
I could be, I could, I could be the Little Mermaid. Right? Like watching those videos of little girls, you know, uh, of, of black little girls watching Ariel now being played by a black actress. Holy shit. The videos were incredible. And a bunch of white people were like, Oh my God, it's ah, this fictitious thing in the say shouldn't be black.
It shouldn't be black. Well, that's what they're mad about. Right. Exactly. They're mad that they're mad that those black girls are empowered. Yeah. That's what they're pissed off about. That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad that we, society won't let them fucking have sex with 14 year old girls, entrap them in marriages anymore.
That's why they're fucking mad. Right. Is because we are allowing women to have their independence and their liberty. That's what we're doing. And it pisses them off. They get so frustrated about some fucking fake ass Disney character being black, white, red hair, black hair, brown, whatever the fuck. It's a mermaid.
You stupid. Fuck. It's not a real thing. Mermaid. It's a mermaid. It's a cartoon. You stupid bastard. Listen, if you are mad that black girls are excited about seeing a black mermaid and you're mad about that, you are mad that they are being empowered. Yeah. That's what you are pissed off about. And that's why we as a society should not put up with this shit because they're mad that black little black girls are empowered.
Even a talented, even a talented black flutist Lizzo plays a fucking crystal flute and these mother flutist flutist. Oh yeah, that's right. And these motherfuckers get so, Oh, they get so upset because God forbid a woman God wi with classically trained talent, especially big woman, especially big woman, Gabe, Oh my God, it, They can't have it.
They, they, they feel threatened. Right. You know, you're, you're empowering, you're empowering people who may have a certain body type and that's just not what they want. Because if you empower those people, you give them power, they just might. You know, uh, might think that toxic white males are toxic white males.
Yeah. And if Matt Walsh wants to bring his own, Cause here's the thing. These guys want to pick and choose how science is used. If you look at any, anything they say or anything they read or anything they post online, it's always picking and choosing based on this study, based on that study, based on this analysis, they wanna pick and choose how they use the data as opposed to, uh, we're gonna collectively use everything and make an assessment.
If somebody like Matt Walsh and Jordan Peterson and all these other fucking K in sell motherfuckers, Dana, Dana Loche, Dana Loche, we're gonna go in a second. They want, they wanna justify the, uh, uh, a 14 year old, a 16 year old, or just a teenager getting pregnant, having a child, and saying why they should nowadays and why, how they, how they are able to make it successful.
You also need to then look at it is an adult brain, right? And average adult brain isn't fully developed until they're 25. Sometimes it takes until the age of 30, right? Like, that's why you're during your twenties, you're still trying to figure shit out. Depends on how much alcohol and how many brain cells you kill.
I mean, I mean, I kill a lot of brain cells with alcohol when I was younger. That's part of my problem. That's part of it. And certainly like, obviously people are more mature earlier on and what have you, but I mean, like, you have to recognize that a, that a, an adult. The whole, the whole fucking thing takes 25 to 30 years to develop for you to fully fucking comprehend the decisions you make in life and the experiences you have.
So when you try to force someone who is 14, 16, teenager, whatever, to have a kid, you're, you're, you're causing years of long lasting traumatic experience on their life that will then impact their lives going down the line, Right? Because then that traumatic event was like, Well, I, I've stuck in this vision.
I have to do this. Like your grandma. She, at the time, she was like, This is all I have. This is, this is what's here. I've been told, you know, like my grandma, when it came to my grandma wanted to work, my grandma was like, No, you have to stay home. I will. I mean, like at the time you could, you could actually raise a family with multiple kids on one person's salary.
That's the difference that we also have today. But even so, my grandma was like, No, you can't work. Nope, you can't work. You stay home and you take care of the kids, and that's fucked up. I will say that right now, that is a fucked up way to look at things where you do not give a woman as a partnership. You come 50 50 in this motherfucker.
You, you agree When you have this union, That it's 50 50. Yeah. But she, Gabe, you're forgetting. You're forgetting this toxic white male masculinity ball, tan and shit. Right. They don't see it as a partnership. They're the, they're the king and the castle. They're the one in control. That's the whole point. Uh, Gabe Fake.
Gabe says here, the lines being spread today is horrible. Fake. Gabe, you are defending in the chat, you are defending what seems to be someone who wants to marry and fuck and get teenage girls impregnated. Mm-hmm. . That's who you're defending in the chat today. Not me. I'm saying Matt Walsh is a weird piece of shit.
And when he says that we should impregnate teenage girls to trap them in marriages for their whole life, I'm saying that's fucking weird. And that's creepy and that's fucking vile and you are defending it. Yeah. So, so if anything's being spread today, it's the shit sandwich that you're eating because you're such in this fucking trap that you Absolutely.
You absolutely have to come here every day and say these comments and defense of your, of your fucking orange ass religion. Because that's where this is coming from folks. It's weird. This is coming, this is coming from Trumpism, Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh has a microphone and people are listening to him because of Trumpism, cuz they crawl down underneath their rocks and they think these ideas are now okay.
Right. Just like they gave does here. So fake. Gabe, you saying I'm spreading lies today. Yeah, whatever. Okay, fine. But you are defend. This is how you handle 'em, folks. I, I think a lot of people like when we shit on these idiots. Yeah. They gave the main one. You're just a quick, just a quick grammar point here guys.
It's important to stay in school and actually continue education because this is an example of what happens when you think that you're smart. There's a cognitive dison dissonance and there's a, there's a bit of a dunning Kruger effect. Mm-hmm. , We have fake Gabe saying the lies being spread today is horrible.
Lies is a plural , which means that is, is are. So the lies being spread today are horrible. Anyway, continue. You know, I'm not gonna knock him on that because I would say, No, I'm gonna fucking knock, I'm gonna knock him advantage. Whatever, whatever. Ball. If you're gonna, if you're gonna come, if someone's gonna come in and say, I'm, I'm big, I'm, I'm the best, I'm the smartest.
You guys are wrong. You guys are spreading lies, right? I'm gonna call someone out on the dumb. You might wanna type decent. Might wanna get your grammar, maybe spell check or a Grammarly. They got a free plugin on, on Chrome and Safari. Use that. So do you think, do you think there's a plugin where you can just type it in and Facebook tells you whether it's bullshit or not?
I don't know. Maybe, maybe that he's using the QAN on filter too, because I know Fake cuz he comes here and he says a bunch of shit that you see in like Qan I Facebook groups. Mm-hmm . So I know, I know. It's, it's, it's copy pasta man. He just copies and paste it from some other place and some forum where some in cell white dude is like God.
Yeah. According to subsection b, Subpart a uh uh, Ben Shapiro says that women should be only went their bare feet in the kitchen making sandwiches enter sense. What, what, what is a wet ass pussy in the first place? . And how and how do you create one? What is this w that you speak of? I would, I would imagine the reason why Gabe Fa Gabe is in the chat being so upset today is cuz he loves Matt Walsh and he loves Ben.
Yeah. I mean the daily wire over there is probably just absolutely, uh, stuff that he loves and listens to and believes every single fucking word. Mm-hmm. that is served up to him over there. So thank you Fake Gabe for being in the chat. I wanna go to, um, another scumbag piece of shit. Oh God. She is, um, from own Missouri.
Oh God, I'm sorry. No, I did not know that. She's gonna make a cameo in the, uh, Hershel Walker. What was that? Oh, well this is, that's what she's referring to here. Yeah. In this clip. Um, she's responding, uh, to the Herschel Walker scandal, which is not really a scandal, honestly. Gabe, I wish, I wish Hershel Walker would've had more abortions, to be quite honest with you.
I wish he would've paid for more. I'm not sure exactly how many he's paid for it and she alludes to that in this, in this little guy. If there's one, there's probably others. Oh, I'm just, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna assume that if there's, again, if there's smoke, there's fire. So if these, if what Christian said is true right's more, it's what said is true and they are, and, and he wasn't at home and he was fucking a bunch of women around the country and all this stuff, then the assumption is that he probably got someone else pregnant.
Right. And, and the other women, they had the baby cuz they probably were like, Nope, I want the kid, or it was too late or what have you. And there's probably other women that he paid for an abortion for. Right. So like, if there's, remember there's three other kids. So there's four kids total that he had that had children with four different women.
He had an abortion. So that's five. Five people that he got pregnant and Christian confirm this. Christian confirmed this. And I'm gonna assume that there are more than five pregnancies that were there because of Herschel Walker. I mean, it's, it, Look, we're already at number five. I'm assuming there's maybe another few or a handful or.
Just an assumption based on the, based on the facts. See the funds. Frank Gabe says, it's all insults and no facts. He insults can't take, he can't take the insults. These are insults. These are just, Yeah. I don't tell you, I don't know. Tell you if you're, if you're not, if, if you are, if you are not prepared to come here and, um, being set, your comments being set up on the tee and knocked down the part, then you should probably, But please don't leave.
Please don't leave. You're, Yeah, please come back. You're helping, you're helping our algorithm, so I know it's a lot to, uh, listen to Matt Walsh and then this fucking shit box all in one day. But we have to do this. This is what they want. Folks, Folks, when you go out and you're talking to your family and your friends, your, your, your Christian family who believes in Christ and Luther Bible, listen to what this fucking, and I ain't gonna say it, Cunt says, because this is the appropriate use of the word here after you hear how she denigrates all women, besides the women who get paid by abortions from Christian Republican men who claim to be Christian.
Literally, she says, Christian, Republican men can pay for abortion. She does not give a shit. She doesn't care about save the children. She doesn't care about murdering babies. She only cares about her power to tell you that you cannot do something. Yeah. Listen to the, just the Absolut. Garbage and comes outta this idiot's mouth.
So does this change anything? Are, I mean, do you want my opinion or you're listening? Not a damn thing. So here's what she's, here's what she's talking about. She's talking about the Hersha Walker story, and she says it doesn't change a damn thing about her opinion. So all, all the stuff that Dana Lots has ever said about abortions being murder, that it's there.
There are people who get abortions are baby killers. People who support abortions, who pay for abortions are baby killers. All that stuff was all bullshit. Everything she ever said about that is all bullshit, because as soon as Hersha Walker a Republican who loves Trump, who's endorsed by Trump, who will absolutely 100% be a rubber stamp on any fascism anywhere that the Republican party wants, she is willing to set all the baby murdering aside that Hershel Walker has done by her definition, and she's okay with it.
Mm-hmm. . Now let's continue to listen. I just wanna make sure we have the context correct here. How many times have I said four very important words? These four words? Winning is a virtue. What I'm about to say is in no means a contradiction or a compromise of a princip. Okay, so she's setting it up for her audience to say, Hey, what I'm about to say is totally hypo total hypocrisy.
It's gonna go against everything I've ever said, everything I've ever told you. Everything you are supposed to believe about abortion and about baby killing and baby murderers. And that how abortion clinic should be burnt to the ground. And there should be no, no abortion anywhere, no exceptions. Any woman who gets it should be jail.
All that nonsense. She's telling you she is about to contradict it. And the only reason why is because it is more important that she gets a rubber stamp on telling you what you can, can and cannot do. Let's listen, and please keep in mind that I am concerned about one thing and one thing only at this point.
So I don't care if Herschel Walker paid to abort endangered baby eagles. I want control of the Senate. Okay? So again, when you go back to, um, Points of view mm-hmm. , and when you go back to how you construct your political ideology, and here's why Dana Ossh is a fucking fascist, is because she's saying that she wants control of the Senate.
Just like we say here, Hey, we should really get control of the Senate. Now, the difference when we say we want control of the Senate, we want control of the Senate so we can empower all. . Even people like Dana Loche. Listen, I believe that this is the right of a woman who is pregnant, who has been told by her doctor, if we do not do this certain medical procedure that is considered an abortion, you will die.
I believe in her, right in this country and her liberty to make the choice that she can die because of her beliefs. Okay? I believe that that is that person's choice. I wholeheartedly believe that any woman anywhere has the, has the ability and the liberty to take their own life because of their belief in abortion.
Dana Oche doesn't have any principles whatsoever. When she says, when she says she wants control of the Senate, it's because she wants to control you. Mm-hmm. , She wants the opposite. See, she wants rich elite people to be able to have abortions and kill babies and murder babies, as she says, because she's okay with Hersha Walker doing it.
Especially if Hersha Walker is willing to go to the Senate and take away the rights of everyone else. And Gabe, she tries to make it about the money here, but when they talk about money, they're talking about absolute power and control. Listen to what she says.
If the Daily Beast story is true, it is true. You're telling me Walker used his money to reportedly pay some scan for an. Warnock wants to use all of our monies to pay a whole bunch of gangs for abortions. So there it is. Dana Loche, any woman who receives any abortion services anywhere is a skank, which only is again, a Gabe, This is projection.
I told you in the first half hour that I would prove to you that Dana Loche is a skank. And this is the proof. This is the only proof you need from these people. Yeah. Is they actually accuse someone of something that is so ridiculous. It's because they are that thing. That's what they are. It's fucking gross.
It's vile, but it's, it, it, Well, it's also the fact that here, here's the thing again. When, uh, you know, fake, Gabe wants to say, Oh, uh, don't insult me. Present the facts. We present the facts and we, I mean, we're gonna make fun of you because you say dumb shit, but Yeah, absolutely. But when it comes to an actual, like, this woman right now is saying, Oh, well, if the story is true, which it is, we also have Christian Walker confirming that it's true.
Uh, and if it, she's like, If it's true, then this is some skank. So immediately, immediately, instead of believing what a woman has to say, the evidence, or God forbid, a child, the most public facing child for the Republican party, up until that night, he was on a pedestal for the Republican party saying, Oh look, we have a gay black.
Man who supports our ideologies and what we represent in, in our country. We will boast, Im prop him up. I mean, I think she also attacks Christian Walker and calls him a freak in this thing too, which is again, the Republican party doesn't actually like these people, right? The only reason they're staying with Herchel Walker is because he's literally the only choice they have left with a month ago before the midterms.
They can't back out, reintroduce someone new to come in and, and take his spot. They have to go with Herschel Walker to get, because here's the thing, again, this seat that Warnock has is pivotal to us having our 50 50 split right now. And if they take it, then there's the possibility that we don't gain another seat and we lose that seat and it becomes a majority for the Republican party.
So that's why they're able to throw out any morals, ethics, any side of, uh, you know, all of the hypocrisy that they have. They'll just project it on and say, I don't care if we have to kill a, uh, an endangered balded eagle. I don't care if that's what happened. I care that I get that one fucking seat.
Because if we get that seat, like you said, then we have power. And if we have power, then we can make the rules and the laws that govern you and take away your rights and tell you to do this. And what you can learn, what you can read, and what you can't read, and what you can do and who you can't see and all of that stuff.
And at the end of the day, you have this woman immediately throw out a fellow woman in cholera, skank because she had an affair or relationship with Herschel Walker. She was pregnant, she said. I can't do this for whatever reason, because that's her choice. And now immediately, this woman, this Dana woman, this uh, far right wing radio host, decides that the only way to dismiss, to, to dismiss the validity or, or, or or authenticity of this story is to call her a skink.
So by gas lighting and insulting and denigrating somebody else, again, a fellow woman, cuz God forbid you wanna share the same rights. Another person of your gender, right? Well, and you wanna throw them under the bus. He's really, he's really upset about the insults. I don't know where his outrage is about the insult that Dana Alos just put on this woman.
Here's the thing. He keeps saying shit that, and again, when I'm picking on fake, I'm picking on anyone who has these beliefs because he is spewing, It's like a, he's like a fucking Trump copy machine, right? Yeah. Like he just, Oh, yep. Mark, I'll get the comment and I'll put it here. I'll get the comment. I'll put it here because I'm gonna go, I'm really, I've invited, I've invited fake Gabe on the show.
I guarantee fake Gabe will never show up. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, or fuck it. Well, 24 minutes. But tomorrow if you wanna come here, here's, here's what I'll tell you. Um, cuz VA's gonna be really upset cuz I'm gonna go, um, to this Tucker Carlson and this, uh, Hunter Biden laptop and Joe Biden email thing or a voicemail thing.
I'm gonna go to that. Most people aren't gonna touch that today with a 10 foot bowl, but I am. I don't give a shit. I'm gonna tell you what you're supposed to know about it. Um, but here he says, here, here's the, here's the Trump copy machine. That is not what she said. I'm thinking that you said, she said the anonymous woman is a skank.
Yeah, that's what, that's what I said. She said she called the woman who had an abortion that her Obama, she literally just said, and she said, All other women who have abortions are skanks. That's what she said. Are you fucking listening to what we're listening to? Maybe the volume in line of I had problems with volume when I pull a video off Twitter.
A goddamn man God. She said if the Daily Beast article is true, Right. Which it is. Yes. And here again, he says, you better hope that it's not a fake story. The last push, many fake stories. A hundred by laptop Hill Clinton, even pizza. There's a pizza place in Washington. Oh, yeah. Okay. So we're gonna believe Pizzagate Jack about all his, his real stuff.
That's who is freaking out the most about the Christian Walker videos the other day. Fake. Gabe, maybe you should go do your, I don't know, own research before you come here and start chatting and doing the Trump copy machine stuff. Maybe we just need to send fake Gabe, like a tutor, maybe like a, like a, like a podcast tutor.
You make an app like a oh, a Trump tutor app to tutor them on how to fucking actually, we'll call it Dumb. Fuck you. Dumb. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. Dumb fuck University. Okay. Here is, Hey. Hey, Gabe. You want the, you want the proof, the evidence. I'm gonna show you the fact from Adam Hersha Walker's mouth that he has no clue what woman this is because he's sent out so many get well cards and he's paid for so many abortions.
He's not sure which one it is. Listen, so it's been a, uh, been a tornado over the last 48 hours. I watch you with Sean the other night. Uh, this according to the Daily Beast, you know, this woman, even though our identity is not known, do you, do you, have you figured out who it is? Uh, not at all. They, Gabe, he can't figure out who it is.
He can't figure out who it is. I. I guess the assumption is here that, oh, he absolutely has no clue who this could be. But really honestly, I believe Hersel Walker when he says, I have no clue who this is. I've sent out, he lost count. You have no idea how many of I can get well cards I've sent out. Yeah. Do you know how many checks, gas, How many checks I had to set?
Jesus Christ. Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about this and he's like, How dumb do you have to be to send out a check for an abortion that you wanna keep a secret? Cause that's the truth at the end of the day. Right? This guy was like, Hey, I paid for this abortion and I wanted to keep it secret, but I'm so fucking dumb.
I needed, I needed to have my accountant do my taxes later in the year to know how to expense it. Yeah. That's the thing. When he paid for this abortion, he had no idea Trump was gonna convince him to run for Senate commit. Not at all. No fucking clue. No clue that Trump was gonna convince to run. This is all of the Republican party's fault.
Again, we talked about it yesterday. They did not vet this candidate because they were so desperate, and I talked about this. What was that? But like the Republican party is at a stage where they are so desperate that they need to claim and win seats that they will literally relocate anyone. Right. We're seeing it with the puppy killer, Dr.
Oz and, and Pennsylvania. Right. JD Vance, we're seeing it with Hersha Walker. They don't care who these people are. If you've got a fucking pulse and you can regurgitate whatever the fuck Republican party has to say, you can do the truck. Damn, you're perfect. God damn dude. Right. No fake. Gabe, maybe you should, maybe you should run for Senate in one of these states.
Yeah, that would be great. That way. Win more democratic publicly out there in the open saying these things. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to see that. I would love to. It's easy to say behind a keyboard. It's pretty hard to show your face and actually back that shit up. Right. Actually show your face out in, uh, you know.
Yeah. Like in front of a camera or something like we are right now. Um, there's another piece of tape. I think it's James Carville. I really, and he says something about this, um, um, Herschel Walker thing that, uh, someone was telling me, I haven't watched this clip. Let me see if I can find this card bill thing.
I think he's trending even. But did you see the picture or the video of these, these Christians praying? Oh, the creepy one with the hands over? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, how much? They don't have any other option. They have to double, They have to double down in back Hersha Walker because he's the only option they.
They can't just back away and say, Whoop, there goes our shot. You know, it's not like with JR Majeski where they're like, Ah, fuck it. We won't fund this guy. Hey, listen, abortion is what baby murdering to them is one thing. Fucking stolen valor. They can't, there's no getting a DUI and demoted in the military and they're like, Nah, can't do that.
We won't, we won't back this guy. Right. Well, because they won't, I mean, again, all of their, all of their morals, they'll toss it out the window. A as soon as shit hits the fan, they'll go, Nope. Look, in order to get what I need, I'm willing to compromise. And not by compromise. I'm willing to totally throw this shit out.
Totally throw it out in the trash and say, Yeah, I don't need it for this. Right. Despite the fact, despite the fact that your whole fucking platform is going into the midterms, has been anti-abortion. Right. And now that you actually have an abortion within your own tell, and we're gonna vote against them because Right.
Exactly. And they're like, Oh shit. Scrub, scrub, scrub. And it's like, Dude, the internet is forever. We know Masters screenshots. Like I love abortions. Yeah. I'm encouraging women to, I mean, Blake Masters is basically encouraging people to get abortions now. It's weird. It's weird stuff. Now here's James Gar on msnbc.
Um, for those of you don't know James Garel. James Carville is a, is a political strategist from the 1990s. He's the. That was on the Bill Clinton campaign. Mm-hmm. and James Carville just has no fucks to give. Absolutely none of them. Uh, he probably never has had a fuck to give, but it's well's also funny cuz whenever he goes on, he's always got his right.
He's, he's just like, he's just like chill. Like he's in the sense of like, he doesn't dress up for the interview, he's like, Look my fucking hat on. I'll put my like university shirt on or hoodie on. He is like, I'm just gonna, we're just gonna talk about this shit, right . I'm gonna the out the rag in Cajun James Carville and that is his, that is his nickname, The Rag in Cajun.
And you're gonna see why in this. I haven't actually watched this clip. I had someone tell me about this and I seen a quote from it, I believe, but I haven't watched it, but I know it's James Gar, so I know it's good. So let's play it. Think of Governor Ron DeSantis as handling of Hurricane Ian so far. Well listen to me, Ron de Katrina push the fried chicken and the master potatoes in the gravy back.
The first thing is you can suspend your toilet patrols of who's using which bathroom because none of the toilets are working in southwest Florida. They all backed up. The second thing you need to do is forget about Martha's Vineyard. Hire a bunch of Buse. Go, go to El Paso, to Mme. Morris, to Rado, to Noga, to, to Mexico and put a sign up and says, We need workers.
No questions asked. High wages, right? Stop all the stunts you're doing, you are going to need immigrants and a lot of 'em, you're gonna need drywall people. You're gonna need brick players, you're gonna need carpenters, you're gonna need every roofers. And there are not enough roofers in Florida to deal with this.
And the third thing you need to do is change the curriculum in the textbook and tell young people what the effect of 87 degree water in the Western Gulf of Mexico has on the state of Florida. I can tell you what it is. It's profound. This guy has no idea of what he is doing. Forget the toilets, forget the immigration stunts, and forget not teaching math to kids.
Tell him what the hell is going on in their lives. In fact, that's what he needs to do. He doesn't, He he, he don't, he don't know whether a wine is watch is scratch his, scratch his watch or wind is rear
I didn't, I didn't catch all of that, but holy shit, he absolutely dunks it. He does. He does not. He does not hold back. I mean, like, it's. It's, uh, whenever , whenever Carville talks, man, it's always a fucking show. Like we said, like he doesn't hold back. He doesn't give a shit. He's always like, here, he's either got his, like, he's got like, you know, cuz he is from Louisiana, so he is either got like some gear on or like some hat on.
He's like, Look, I don't need all this shit to tell you what the fuck's going on . And the fact that he called him Ron De Katrina, fuck man. Like right out of the gate, Listen to me, Ron De Katrina, Katrina, fuck who that's, and then he talks about I that sticks. I, I'm all for that nickname. Maybe we should get that son of a bit Trend and Ron de Katrina because, uh, it is going to be Katrina down there.
Uh, Ron DeSantis and we've been talking about it. I thought this was a Herchel Walker clip. Maybe he said something about Herschel Walker, but I, Oh, here it is. Here's the, here's the Herschel Walker clip. Let's watch this. Here's James Carbo on Herl. He, he must have, he must have made the rounds on all the topics.
Let's listen. Speaking of candidate quality, James, you've got, um, you know, ize, you've got Mao, you've got, uh, Herchel Walker, you've got Blake Ster question of candidates. This can't, Yeah, no, of course. So I mean, how big of a process is it for the G O P that this is, this is the field of candidates that running in this cycle.
You know, I've said it before. They have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. I really, they really do. I mean, I'm not, you're not supposed to say that, but it's, it's obvious. You know, when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate other stupid people, . And, and they have the, the Republicans have problem.
They got very low quality people that vote in their primaries and that produce it predictably very low quality candidates. It it, it's evident right in front of you. Oh. So there he calls Hersha Walker. The reason why you get Walker, the stupid candidate, because you have stupid people voting in primaries.
We got him here everyday commenting. You know who I'm talking? We know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But stupid people vote for stupid people, you know, Stupid, stupid things. That's how it works. God damn . Uh, there was a comment. There was a comment. I wanted to bring it up earlier and I'm, I'm glad that, uh, Cbu brought it up.
It's, uh, if anyone's seen old school, then you'll know there's a scene at the end of the movie where, where, uh, Will Ferrell Frank, the tank has to debate James Carville. And it's an amazing, it's an amazing, like 90 seconds to two minutes of a clip, I suggest you go look it up on YouTube or go watch the movie cuz the movie's funny itself.
Uh, but that moment where James Carville come like just outta outta left field comes in and then, and then Will Ferrell has to debate him on a topic of, uh, I think it was like expansion and technology and capitalism. But, um, yeah, he comes in and it was a surprise. I was like, Oh damn. And it was, it was a very funny.
Well, I'll tell you that, um, makes me feel like James Carville has the, like, the original fuck him energy, right? Oh yeah. 100% original. He's the original. I mean, everyone, I made it up and it's James Carville actually made it up. I just took the mantle. I , I remember, uh, uh, just watching clips of him in high school and that same, that same fucking attitude of, he was like, Look man, I've seen this shit and if we don't call like it is, then no one's gonna do shit.
Right? And if I don't say that's how, that's how he got Clinton to win in the nineties, which he just got in front and said, This is what we're gonna do. This is, we're not gonna hide this shit. We're just gonna do it right out in the open. We're not gonna lie to the consider, we're not gonna gas light.
People are just gonna tell 'em the truth no matter how harsh shit is. We're just gonna tell 'em the truth. Speaking of lies, and Ron Drina, this clip here is, and I, I think I posted, I said that, um, more Q from Donny 2.0 cuz there's a lot to unpack in this clip. Number one. Mm-hmm. , Rhonda Santi is back in a suit.
Right. Like you normally, normally during a national disaster, it takes, you know, two or three weeks for a governor to get back into a suit. But he's already back in his trump, his Trump oversized suit. Cause he, he, he felt outta place with the white boots, I think. And he realized that that was a horrible moment for him.
Um, I don't know who set that up for him, but it's a horrible, But the memes I've seen from people have been, they are beautiful. The, the green m and m ones and the, I've seen are pretty good. I've seen pussy and boots, uh, yeah. Pussing boots, puss. I've seen pussy boots. I've seen pussy and boots. I've seen pussy and boots.
Yeah. They've, I've seen, uh, these boots were made for walkin. I've seen the m and m one. Right. It's, it's endless. And it's so beautiful. And again, well, you know, we're making fun of him because they, they act like, Oh, if you look m and then you're not manly or some shit. Um, you know, that's what we're making fun of there.
But really, honestly, the reality is, is the white boots only points out that he was not doing anything because he had no muck, no mud on. And really honestly, um, you know, he can try to play the game like he's gonna play in this clip for mm-hmm. for his, his what would be a national presidential run in 2024.
He's trying to play that game, but Floridians are not, They're gonna see all the way through that. Because at the end of the day, people in fucking Alabama, people in Texas and Tennessee, they don't give, they, they don't have any say right now about what is gonna happen with this disaster in this recovery and how they're gonna judge Ron d Katrina here.
I like that nickname, by the way. Yeah. Good one. I'm, it's, it's solid. That's a good one. That's solid. De Katrina here is going, is gonna pay the price at the ballot box with not the people that he's pandering to across the country. He's gonna pray the price at the ballot box with Floridians and I almost bet when Floridians, regardless of their political ideology, saw him walking through the street on the pavement through Saint Augustine with this pair of fucking boots on to make him look like he's a hero and not a speck of dirt on them.
Pissed them the fuck off. Yeah, because here's the thing, when he did start to go to some of these disaster areas, he was kicking relief out. They were pausing relief in those areas. Yeah. So he got the actual full press. Yeah. He's like, so these people can't use a little of press. So I need my photo. That's right.
Shut down the entire relief effort. Not helped with it. He gave, he didn't even throw paper towels. He was shutting down the paper towel throwing so he could have his own photo op. That's how disgusting he is. His moment of telling people to move aside so we can get a photo op is the same energy that Trump did with the protesters by tear gassing them so he could go get a photo up with an upside down bible outside of a church.
That's, that's a hit energy behind it then. The same, Yeah. Yeah. Same fucking energy that I get from this. Oh, we're gonna stop you from doing your job so we can get a photo up with me and my, my brand new white boots I got from amazon.com and I'm gonna go walk around and this is definitely not gonna backfire on me.
Why 'em from Amazon? I don't know. I have to think that he probably, or he has some, Do you get a pair of white rubber boots? I don't know where you, That's what I'm saying. Like I feel like you go to Amazon and that's the best place to go other than like a boot outlet somewhere, but, Well, yeah, but a boot outlet, like a, like a, a fucking a hunting store or farm supply store.
They're not gonna have a white, a pair of white rubber boots. Do you think he did? Do you think he did like a little, like a, like a fashion walk? Like he was like, All right, how did these have no idea how these, these good complexion like, does it, does it make me look thin? Well, he did. He was kind of doing that with his, with his me, his campaign, me, he had on, people were pointing at that, but here's a clip of him.
Answering questions about why he's the victim, because obviously Rhonda San is the victim here, not the people of Florida. He is the victim. Gabe, Yeah. Uh, always with these explain victim, not the actual people who are victims, uh, because of this storm. And again, no one can help that this storm happened to Florida.
Not Trump supporters. Not Biden supporters, not people who have no idea about politics. Mm-hmm. , people who vote, people don't vote. None of that matters about this storm. None of it. And what he's talking about here is describing the Tampa area because the original path of the storm that the meteorologist were predicting before it turned was going to the worst, was gonna be predictable or was predicting Tampa was gonna take part of it.
So obviously the media was trying to talk about Tampa because that's what the models were saying at the time before the, the storm turned. And the reason why we do all this modeling and spend all this money, um, to, to track weather is because it's deadly. That's why it's fucking deadly. Because property can be replaced, right?
Yeah. The federal government can come in, FEMA can use money, we can use resources. Um, and over time you can build back property. Get back property, uh, you can't get back life. You, you pro-lifers out there. It is the thing you can't get back. So what all the energy behind, um, especially when you're talking about these deadly storms in areas like Florida, the main reason why you model and the main reason why they're trying to fucking tell where the sun of a bitch is gonna go is to save lives.
And Ron DeSantis here is playing victim because meteorologists were building models and the media was reporting those models to save lives. He's blaming it, his recovery, he's blaming how he's handling on them. This is really fucking gross. And he does the, he does the, the, the Don Donald Trump hand signs here.
You mean the, the accordion, right. He does the, the accordion. The right. And he has the, he has the oversized Donald Trump suit on here. Let's, let's, let's watch. Well, look, I mean, I think, I think part of it, quite frankly, you know, you have national regime media that they wanted to see Tampa because they thought that that'd be worse for Florida.
That's how these people think. Yeah. I mean, they're, they're that they don't care about the people of this state. They don't care about the people of this community. They want to use storms and destruction from storms as a way to advance their agenda. And they don't care what destructions in their wake.
They don't care about the lives here. If they can use. To pursue their political agenda, they will do it. And so I think there was a lot of, uh, buildup about that. No, God fucking no, no, no, no, no. He is really, I I almost bet he has time blocked out in his day to stand in front of the mirror and practiced the accordion.
Probably also this idea of the regime media. What the, what the fuck? Okay. The regime media, here's thing like, God, God forbid, we just, you know, shine a light on the people who need help. Right? Right. The services that are going out to help people's, Talking about the Weather channel, he's talking about the fuck a weather channel folks, Listen, the reason why we have a national weather Service, the reason why is because the federal government, during a national weather event like this, we give our money to make sure our socialist pork money to those areas willingly, to rebuild those economies, to rebuild those communities.
That is what we do. So what we do is we set up a national weather service to make sure that we can save lives in that community, because we know we can, we know we can throw money and, and fix the property problem. Right? Right. We know we can do that. We can rebuild buildings where roads, houses, schools, churches.
We can do all that. Money. Money is a funny thing in capitalism where you can fix physical things. Money, however, does not bring back life. But what money can do is build a warning system, a national, a national regime. Whoa, whoa. A national weather service. To predict what storms are gonna do. That way they can hand down that information to national channels like the weather channel.
Yeah. They can hand it to networks like abc, nbc, cbs. They can hand it down to your local stations so that they have warnings. You know what, Gabe, even there is federal dollars that go to the state of Florida so that the governor, and I'm not, I can't recall who that is at this point, actually has the ability to send out a warning before these storms hit these areas to make sure these people can evacuate in a timely manner so they save lives.
Mm-hmm. , he did not use that in Fort Myers and here he is. Here he is. Because the meteorologist, the models, The models got it wrong about Tampa. Here he is blaming, blaming someone else on his, on his fuck up for Fort Myers because Tampa was what was in the news. Well, it was in the news because that was what the model said and they were trying to warn people in Tampa.
Yeah. Stupid. Fuck. You would think that maybe the people who are in those areas that are at risk would want to see, Oh shit, my area's at risk and I should go. Not everyone might be able to get the warnings. How much do you know about hurricanes? How much do you know about hurricanes? Uh, I mean, I only know from what I've seen, which is Wait, wait, wait.
Are you telling me the only way that, you know, the path of a hurricane is a, is for a really, a bunch of real, a good people who know exactly what the fuck happens mm-hmm. and, and make models based on the, the historic data of hurricanes. Are you telling me that's the only way you know about them? That's the no, that the can't be the only way.
That can't be. That's the only way. I bet there's a QAN on Facebook group somewhere that will tell you when and where a qan on, uh, hurricane will hit. I almost bet. Like, and you don't need, you don't need the National Weather Service or the national media regime to tell you what to do when it comes to a storm and protecting people.
I mean, if it's, if you're talking about, you know, a a, a hurricane drop, is that what you call a Q H Q hurricane drop? Right? That's what it would be. The what? The what? Oh, well, I, I'm saying like, was that, that would be like a cur, a hurricane drop guessing. Like when you have all the fucking Q drops coming at once.
Mm-hmm. . Okay. All right. Just making sure. Really, really bleed your brain. Um, here he is again. Here he is. The Trump copy machine. Fake Gabe says. So how they cut, cut it out to keep you all ignorant. What? This is him. Oh, this is, Okay. Fake. Gabe is really upset. He's talking about how the clip was made, the clip.
He's upset that either the clip was the length that we played or we didn't the full wait. Fully outta context. The full totally outta context. I mean, you weren't playing the full context, Tony. Every time we play the full clip, it doesn't help, right? It doesn't make, doesn't help your side of go find all interview and tomorrow we'll play it and it'll really make you look stupid.
But I don't, you know, I don't wanna do that too much. No, I actually, I do, I do. Okay. So, um, again, I said for days and days and days that Ron De Katrina, I love that fucking nickname. Thank you James. James Carville, You're the greatest. Ron de Katrina was going to fuck up this up. And the reason why I could say that was so much confidence is because I have seen Ron DeSantis fuck everything else up.
We watched him fuck up a pandemic. He killed hundreds of thousands of Floridians because he's a moron. Yeah. I don't need any more evidence than his fucking fascist arrogance to know that he was totally gonna screw up not just the warning of the storm, but the recovery of the storm. And believe you, me, fake Gabe, we're gonna be here probably 18 to 24 months from now, talking about how his wife and him are under investigation for stealing federal funds through some charity that he has made.
How they are circumventing FEMA to get money to organizations that either back them or give them money. Trust me, we are going to be there buddy. It is going to happen and yes, I'll stop podcasting if I'm wrong because I'm not wrong. I know. You don't need to go very far to know who these people are. This is what is going to happen.
That's why he's standing there acting like the National Weather Service is some kind of regime to get him. And he's the victim. You are a fucking bonehead. The National Service. The National Service, the National Weather Service is designed to save lives and we are, we as a country are willing to spend a shitload, a shitload of money and a shitload of resources on saving lives.
It's the pro-life thing to do. It really is. Really is. You forced, you forced birth, forced birthers need to stop saying pro-life cuz you're not. Yeah. We just completely out of time. I wish I could go on and on and on. Today has been, I've been fired up today. I'm ready to go. We didn't get too much because we had a few really dumb motherfuckers that we had to get to.
Yeah. But you know, we run on your. Here on the Jon Michaels podcast. So don't forget we got a Grif two baby. I, I don't know. Well, I mean, we gotta get, we gotta get a, I mean, look, we're not getting all that money from the superPAC, so we need to ask for people to make a donation. Yeah. We know we don't have, we don't have an Act Blue account.
And if anyone would like to watch the other clips of Herschel Walker on Fox News that we played earlier, you can go and see how Hersha Walker then calls his far right. Commentating son. Part of the left. Okay. Whoa, So whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I missed this. Are you telling me that Hersha Walker called Christian Walker a leftist?
Yep. Wow. Well, let's, let's, let's make sure to play that tomorrow. Let's make sure to play that tomorrow. And let's give some context to the audience too, cuz I know, I know you have plenty of evidence, but you know what, I think there's probably, um, a, What was that coming? Is that, is that right? There is a, what was that?
I am, I'm almost done writing it in there. Is that gotten in there? Yeah. Uh, way in every fucking day there's something new. So I feel like today I'm gonna cut it off cause I feel like enough has been said. Herschel Walker keeps burying himself. Herschel Walker should have cut it off like a long time ago.
He wouldn't have, he should have problem just pulled out. Just, you know, uh, just cut it off. But this latest thing will tie into, cuz I talk about Christian Walker and I talk about my own shit with him. Right? And I say obviously, I can't comment on the trauma that he's experienced. That is a very bad thing that people live through, that type of, obviously, and broken home.
He, he mentioned it, right? He outright said that he hasn't, but at that same time, doesn't excuse certain things. And I bring some of those things up, but I also bring it into the larger conversation, which is Herschel Walker, the Republican Party, this crazy cult religious movement. They're now behind him for, it's all fucking tied together cuz they're desperate and they can't, they can't not support him.
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